r/STEMcelgrippysockjail • u/bonkzombies • May 13 '26

Memes I made this while not working on my thesis

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I got an extension and my extension is running out. Masters in statistics. I’m deteriorating from stress

These are clips from Nagata Kabi’s “My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness” of course

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u/ThrowawayAcct-2527 May 13 '26

Just finished mine a few weeks ago feeling the same way (after getting an extension, too) - trust me the post-defense goon sesh euphoria is legendary. You got this!!

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u/bonkzombies May 13 '26

My rose toy is charged and ready , I’m so excited

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u/Kuuhaku42 May 21 '26

I'll bet on this

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u/Bearchiwuawa May 13 '26

pomodoro timers carried me through last semester ngl

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u/Moreblackwood May 13 '26

Just saying that I'm almost 9 months behind on my PR2 and the only contact I have from the school is that I owe them $3.45 as a processing fee... I don't think anyone cares so long as you stay quiet

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u/eek1111 May 13 '26

Me but im only on an undergrad level!! I love having (what is 99% likely) adhd but I dont have time to get help for that. Yay!! Good luck though

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u/bonkzombies May 13 '26

I have diagnosed ADHD and both XR and IR Adderall on tap (prescribed) and I think my brain is just too broken for those to work anyways ;-; they just make me angry nowadays

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u/throwawaypassingby01 May 13 '26

my personally preffered term is "sublimating from stress"

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u/Educational-Lynx5294 May 15 '26

this is literally me rn wtf

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u/Kuuhaku42 May 21 '26

I'm reading this while not working on my thesis.

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u/GlitteringPraline491 May 17 '26

Wow what's the thesis about?

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u/bonkzombies May 17 '26

Omg thanks for the interest!! I’m trying to model poverty in small areas in a certain country, I’m using a specific type of model that’s adding on satellite data to my survey data because some places have like 11 people surveyed in an entire region and you can’t get an accurate view of what life is like with such few people

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u/GlitteringPraline491 May 17 '26

Woah, so like you're predicting the poverty level in under surveyed regions based on satellite images? That is really cool, best of luck!

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u/Thick-Wonder6294 Jun 14 '26

you anecdotally seem like a kind and fun soul, i hope your thesis has since gone well

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u/bonkzombies Jun 14 '26

Thank you, it has not 🩷

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u/Sinyria Jun 22 '26

me rn (engineering master project) (the adhd meds still havent started working either). : /

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u/TaxevasionLukasso May 13 '26

You should be working on your thesis (I like to reward myself with fucking myself stupid once I'm done with a big project. This will certainly not make me horny about academia.)

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u/throwawaypassingby01 May 13 '26

the only thing that triggers my horny these days is stress