r/Purdue • • Jul 24 '26

MemešŸ’Æ Can I make it to class on time??

I have class in CL50 and then I have 10 minutes to get to UNIV. According to Google Maps it takes 2 minutes to walk, but do y'all think that's doable?? I don't think I'm a fast walker, probably around average speed, so I'm kinda scared I'll be late 😭 Should I bring my car on campus so I can make it in time? Or should I switch to the section that's in ARMS instead? Thanks for any help šŸ™

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u/EcoFgul Jul 24 '26

No has ever been to class on time. It is impossible.

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Can everyone graduate on time too ...? Is it ... impossible ....?

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u/EcoFgul Jul 24 '26

Of course not. Where’s the fun in that!

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u/Eric848448 CS 2004 Jul 24 '26

You’ll need to launch yourself out of a cannon to make this work. Or maybe some manner of catapult.

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Is there a club I can join that can help me with this? I’ll even be a volunteer test subject for their cannons or catapults, I just can’t be late for class!!

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten Boilermaker Jul 24 '26

You just have to walk faster. Not getting there is a skill issue

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Is there a class I can take to learn that 😭 Idk how to walk faster than I already do

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten Boilermaker Jul 24 '26

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

you're a lifesaver, TSYM šŸ™

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten Boilermaker Jul 25 '26

Haha no problem! I took gym freshman year in hs then never again. Kinda wish I had enrolled in a workout class, would’ve made me go more lol

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u/nolanjunes Jul 24 '26

Transfer to Purdue Indy

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Are the buildings closer together at Indy?

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u/BeautifulWindow Jul 24 '26

invest in an electric skateboard! purdue has been so very open to students using them, they even have signs encouraging students to bring them into their classes

but you'll still just barely make it from cl50 to univ

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Thanks for the advice!! In your experience, is the CoRec a good spot to leave my electric skateboard? Right at the front entrance?

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u/BeautifulWindow Jul 24 '26

yeah! every outlet you see in public is actually just for charging electric skateboards

make sure you get the extra explosive ones so that youre faster

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u/GapStock9843 Jul 24 '26

No I had 2 classes in bhee last semester and failed the second one on attendance because it took too long to get there. Having a veo premium subscription is an absolute must for any students who want to make it to class at purdue

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u/TheGamingBoyScout Jul 24 '26

Or just bring your own bike/scooter, free and guaranteed transportation… so long as it doesn’t end up in a tree

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Why would it end up in a tree? Bikes and scooters can't climb!

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u/GapStock9843 Jul 24 '26

You can easily avoid that by locking it to a park bench. The kind folks from the police department will take it and safely store it for you so it doesnt get stolen for a very reasonable price

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Thanks, that’s very helpful. I don’t think I’ll even bring a bike lock, Purdue is so safe 😊😊

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u/GapStock9843 Jul 24 '26

Well if you dont lock it it’ll climb a tree. Bikes like purdue’s trees for some reason. Maybe they evolved in west lafayette then migrated to the rest of the world

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

that’s so beautiful, I’m going to school at the ancestral homeland of bikes

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u/GapStock9843 Jul 24 '26

That would also imply bikes were once arboreal creatures. I wonder what pressured them to evolve such large wheels

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

About the Veos, will there be any outside CL50 for me to take to UNIV? Is there a good path between the buildings that won't have a lot of students?

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u/Lukun7 Jul 24 '26

You will see veos everywhere. They're an invasive species

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Are the environmental science majors planning to exterminate them any time soon?

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u/Aggravating_Might634 Jul 24 '26

There’s lots of people that leave their first lecture early to make it to their second on time! Not a big deal I promise, but if you’re worried you can email your professor or talk to them in person about it. They can’t legally hold you there!

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

But what if they do legally hold me there? Will I still be able to get an internship as a freshman?

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u/Aggravating_Might634 Jul 24 '26

I never had an issue haha

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Do you think I’m being sarcastic?

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u/Mean-Ad2098 Boilermaker Jul 24 '26

Tap into the speed force or it’s over for you sorry I’m just the messenger

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Is there a class for learning how to do that?

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u/Boiler2001 CHE '01 Jul 25 '26

You're gonna want to take the bus . Good news is it picks up right in front of class of 50!

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 25 '26

Great, and what stop do I get off at?

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u/Boiler2001 CHE '01 Jul 26 '26

You're gonna want to just jump off once the bus goes about 50 feet.

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u/Heist-Miste57 Jul 29 '26

you have considered mastering the art of just fading every lecture

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u/Total-Swordfish3332 Aug 15 '26

don’t worry, you can just get a VEO scooter. and don’t worry about people getting in your way, you can just run them over and keep going!

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u/Diamond-Solstice Jul 24 '26

I recommend running! Gotta move! those! leggers!

You'll probably need to run an entire whole super-long 70 meters! At this point you may as well join the running club for how much running you'll be doing!

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

You're so right, hopefully I can run a 10 minute 70 meters by the end of the semester 😤 Running club won't know what hit em

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

The CL50 professor has a 0 rating on RMP and so does the UNIV professor and all of their reviews say that they still say "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do." Is that strict by Purdue standards??

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/NiceManWithRiceMan Jul 24 '26

sometimes my legs get cut off walking out the doors of CL50, how does the school plan to address this?

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u/vortec42 Jul 26 '26

I wouldn't worry about it. If they continually keep you too long so that you miss your next class, then you would have a complaint you could take to the department head. But remember they need to clear out of there for the next class as well. They just want to be able to finish their point without everyone getting up when the bell rings. The reviewers are likely overreacting.

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

I’m actually majoring in Dilly Dally … 

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Well that’s not ominous at all 😣😣

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u/Lukun7 Jul 24 '26

A car isn't going to speed up a 2 minute walk

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

It will if I can find parking around CL50 šŸ™šŸ™

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u/vortec42 Jul 26 '26

You can't

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u/DidjaSeeItKid Aug 22 '26

They are basically right next to each other. You're fine.

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Aug 23 '26

I don’t think so, someone else said I have to take the bus to make it in timeĀ 

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u/DidjaSeeItKid Aug 23 '26

Cute. But FYI: this isn't what a "meme" is.

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Aug 23 '26

well, I originally flaired it as Gritpost, but many more people were missing the point. Know your audience ig

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u/cartoonsncafeine History 2029 Jul 24 '26

CL50 to University Hall is a really short walk, 10 minutes will be plenty enough even if you aren’t a very fast walker

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

Even worse, I'm a really slow stair-climber šŸ˜ž My class is on the 3rd floor, how long does it take to get up the stairs? Is 10 minutes enough to cover that plus the walk??

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u/cartoonsncafeine History 2029 Jul 24 '26

Oh lmao I see the flair now 😭

You’re doomed bruh you’ll never make it

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

I just changed it to Meme, it was Gritpost before which I thought was code for shitpost 😭

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u/Lopsided-Till-3221 Jul 24 '26

google got average times bruh, if you got average speed it'll take 2 minutes

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

I have below average speed when packing up all my stuff though, do you have any tips for that?

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u/Lopsided-Till-3221 Jul 25 '26

pack before class ends šŸ„¹ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹ a lot of professors push until the absolute last second, but most of the material in the last 3 minutes are basically useless and are gone over again the next class. just pack early

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 25 '26

Okay and how loud should I zip up my backpack? Obnoxiously loud enough to make everyone else feel like it’s time to pack up?

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u/ConsciousProblem8638 Jul 24 '26

Uh…so cl50 is literally one building away from univ. is this a joke??

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u/Lapis_Lizzuli Jul 24 '26

no I’m genuinely concerned I can’t make it 😭😭 but not nearly as concerned that people don’t read post flairs šŸ„€šŸ„€

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u/vortec42 Jul 26 '26

It is extremely close. It couldn't be closer without it literally being next door. You'll have no issue unless you lollygag.

It's much better to have your classes stacked like that. The worst thing is having three (or more) classes with an hour in between them. It turns 3 hours of class into five hours, with barely enough time to get settled and get anything productive done in between.