r/PublicFreakout • u/RamenChicken8 • 10h ago

⚽️🏀🏈Sports Freakout⚾️🎾🥊 The best and greatest apology in the history of sports after hitting woman with volleyball.🙇

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u/JDCTsunami Why isn't anyone petting me yet? 🐕 9h ago

The Slide of Sincerity

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u/nzclknzspfoeSdf 10h ago

I'm going to start doing this every morning and evening to apologize to the universe for my existence

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u/clutterlustrott 9h ago

You didnt ask to be born. You should demand an apology from the universe!

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u/nzclknzspfoeSdf 8h ago

It will just beat me up more for talking back

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u/happykamper777 3h ago

Not if I can help it
divides by zero

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u/Dramahwhore 8h ago

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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u/BootyPains 10h ago

Maybe do it on asphalt after jumping out of a moving car?

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u/Samtoast 8h ago

Fair warning concrete, asphalt, and grass are nowhere near as smooth

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u/onehitwondur 7h ago

I think I speak for everything that has ever existed when I say: Apology not accepted.

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u/Swimming_Sink277 10h ago

Proper contrition

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u/RTJ1992 8h ago

He did seem apologetic

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u/two_fathoms 10h ago

Didn't "Curb your Enthusiasm" series talk about the bow?

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u/Mediocrity-FTW 10h ago

Good thing he didn't deliver a shit bow.

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u/ericrobertshair 9h ago

Bow is bow.

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u/AlBundysPants 8h ago

No it shit bow.

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u/willpaudio 10h ago

Literally all I could think of

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u/epimetheuss 7h ago

this was really wholesome.

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u/_Even__Flow_ 7h ago

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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u/HypoManicCrimeSpree 9h ago

That seems like a lot. I’ll just apologize profusely and think about it every few weeks when I can’t sleep for the rest of my life.

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u/Pieniek23 8h ago

3 kids later....

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u/UltraTwingo 1h ago

You cannot beat japanese people in apologies

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u/Mstryates 8h ago

He seems sincere.

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u/UnyieldingSeal 5h ago

The opposite of a shit bow.

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u/No_Ad1198 1h ago

Impressive, using his forehead as a brake.

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u/Noticeably_F-A-T_ 9h ago

Alejandra Guzman doesn’t really fit this clip.

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u/Current-Bowl-143 8h ago

Eh I’ll let it slide

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u/TheFranFan 8h ago

Is he Japanese? Japanese apologies are legendary. And don't @me, I'm legitimately studying the language 

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u/HospitableFox 8h ago

And the Japanese advertising didn't tip you off? Lol

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u/Current-Bowl-143 8h ago

Did you just @ them?

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u/TheFranFan 8h ago

After I specifically asked them not to!

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u/HospitableFox 5h ago

Look, sometimes you just gotta at someone. Idk what to tell ya.

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u/NonBalisticSniper 8h ago

We don't "at" on Reddit. Tourists 🙄

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u/Dark_Shade_75 8h ago

Yes, we just make cringe replies and act high and mighty! The true reddit way!

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u/YLCZ 7h ago

Nishida is a Japanese surname so probably

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u/Stickfigureguy 8h ago

TIL there's dia de suerte memes

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u/benjifilm 6h ago

Easy there, slugger

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u/killcraft1337 5h ago

Holy shit he’s caked up

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u/Takssista 3h ago

Now I want to see Soccer players doing this on the grass

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u/perfect_insanity93 54m ago

And then they got married.

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u/art_garfunkle 25m ago

I have never been that sorry for anything in my entire life

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u/cmincy 6h ago

Dang I thought he got shot

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u/4DollarsALB 10h ago

Seems a bit much

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u/Ineedamedic68 9h ago

It’s the bare minimum wdym