Is this guy 8 or 80?

[u/BIIANSU]

[u/GratefuLdPhisH]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sinG4IMjPVYt2

[u/TFJ → u/GratefuLdPhisH]

DENNIS

YOUR’E GETTIN’ FIVE ACROSS THE ASS

[u/anyavailablenameplz → u/TFJ]

HEY MR WIIIIILSOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!

[u/_shaftpunk → u/TFJ]

What are you doing in my basement? Get outta here! GET OUTTA HERE!!!

[u/CapnCanfield → u/GratefuLdPhisH]

Tastes funny. Tastes like paint.

[u/anyavailablenameplz → u/GratefuLdPhisH]

I absolutely miss this movie. Thank you for giving me a weekend movie to watch.

[u/OctopusIntellect → u/anyavailablenameplz]

what's the movie? I'm completely unfamiliar with it

[u/anyavailablenameplz → u/OctopusIntellect]

Dennis the Menace!

[u/rygel_fievel → u/GratefuLdPhisH]

Was wondering if they dug up Walter Matthau.

[u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC → u/GratefuLdPhisH]

I was gonna say, looks like Matthau doing the “Franklin blows raspberries” scene from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

[u/Ok_Representative768]

Methanyahu

[u/littleh9rny → u/Ok_Representative768]

https://giphy.com/gifs/k7JLRHYxe47Ek

[u/yindseyl → u/Ok_Representative768]

Lol!

[u/Accomplished_Age7883 → u/Ok_Representative768]

Lol

[u/nadacarp]

I don’t know. I kinda like him.

[u/mansonfrque → u/nadacarp]

I just said the same thing 🤣 he’s honestly hilarious

[u/GirlWithWolf → u/nadacarp]

Right! But you never go straight to moose antler pointing with a raspberry. You start with the raspberry, then a longer raspberry if necessary. The raspberry with moose antlers is only for use in extreme cases, like someone saying “your mom”.

[u/idkmyusernameagain → u/GirlWithWolf]

In fairness we don’t actually know how many raspberries precipitated this escalation

[u/GirlWithWolf → u/idkmyusernameagain]

Good point.

[u/Total_Network6312 → u/nadacarp]

I'd have a beer with him and I don't even drink

[u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty → u/Total_Network6312]

Lol, you'd have a beer with a guy that's wearing pajamas while throwing a tantrum? Ok bud, have fun.

[u/SuspiciousCup5701 → u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty]

He’s hilarious.

[u/PhilosopherScary3358 → u/nadacarp]

I hope I'm doing that well if/when I reach 80.

[u/Creepy_Credit_8372]

The lead brain is strong with this one damn

[u/ProsperousDave]

In fairness being a Bengals fan will eventually make you go crazy!

[u/Donte333]

Theres been a steady inflow of people posting auditor videos either cut short like this or just the full clip with the poster twisting the narrative in the title. First amendment auditors are a cancer of social media and only seek to anger people with things that are legal but frowned upon, like recording a random persons property from the street for hours on end. Do better, spot auditors and downvote.

[u/OctopusIntellect → u/Donte333]

I was about to say, the old man's display is very silly, but whoever is filming seems pretty annoying too, even based on what little we hear of them in this clip.

[u/ItsDreamyWeather → u/Donte333]

This isn't a "first amendment auditor" if he's filming someone's home. There's no authority being audited here, just someone's patience being tested.

[u/Krabs9 → u/Donte333]

Where did this comment even come from lol

[u/Donte333 → u/Krabs9]

I wrote it?

[u/TheRyeWall → u/Donte333]

If a first amendment auditor showed up at my house, I would setup speakers and blast barbie girl or an equally annoying song on repeat in his direction. I'd probably rig a spotlight or laser to shine at his camera to so the picture is distorted. It's not hard to troll a troll with critical thinking.

[u/Donte333 → u/TheRyeWall]

"Id give him content, then he'll go away" bro xD

[u/TheRyeWall → u/Donte333]

Because a video of a blurry yard with the audio blasting Barbie Girl is the content he wants xD

[u/bofh → u/TheRyeWall]

"I'll give the person desperate for attention the attention they crave. That'll show 'em" - TheRyeWall, 2026.

[u/The-Sorcerers-Stoned]

I wonder what made this guy snap?

[u/Thorid666 → u/The-Sorcerers-Stoned]

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8307752/ This

[u/idkmyusernameagain → u/Thorid666]

Ok like I understand the reference but why is there such a high concentration of lead paint eating references on this particular post? Like normally boomers being fools had a few lead comments but it’s been like half of what I’ve seen so far

[u/JayWelsh → u/idkmyusernameagain]

Less sophisticated bot farm datacenters filling in for Yandex, maybe?

[u/idkmyusernameagain → u/JayWelsh]

What was kind of what I had in mind so I asked the one with the least botish sounding username lol

[u/Total_Network6312]

Context?

[u/Machinewars45]

Is he a politician? He seems to have the current requirements

[u/Useful_Caregiver4023]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dTVY8qkRhFf7sV5AVU

[u/ItsDreamyWeather → u/[deleted]]

"auditor" isn't what the person filming is doing. That word implies there's an authority to be tested, to check if they're doing the right thing.

This is someone's home. Granted, it's perfectly legal to film anything the eye can see from public property but filming someone's home isn't "performing an audit". That's just being a pest. Even if the homeowner is a public official, to film them off duty is akin to what the paparazzi do.

To be clear, I agree with your sentiment but let's not call the person filming an "auditor".

[u/MyScrotesASaggin → u/[deleted]]

This is local to me. From what little I cared to piece together on fb it seems that these people have been going to some guys house and popping his tires and breaking windows. (Yeah, sure) so the victim recorded himself going out there and it was uneventful. So then this guy filming gets wind and decides to go out there and annoy the shit out of them by filming from a public street.

[u/dj26458 → u/MyScrotesASaggin]

I have no idea what you just said. Can you try to use less pronouns?

[u/MyScrotesASaggin → u/dj26458]

Wacko in gray shirt and his pals have apparently been harassing and vandalizing someone. So the guy filming gets wind of it and decides to harass gray shirt and pals back by filming them from the street.

Also, that was a perfectly reasonable amount of pronouns.

[u/dj26458 → u/MyScrotesASaggin]

I guess the issue was not so much the pronouns but references too vague to follow like “these people” and “some guys.”

“Gray shirt” was helpful

[u/SuspiciousCup5701 → u/dj26458]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13VSAbTVuYJfLa

[u/hard_lurking → u/dj26458]

Uh, I’m still wondering who is “the victim” and what was uneventful? Guy filming got wind? (Yeah, sure).

Im guessing this all equates to a neighborhood fued.

[u/Popular_Mood_1396 → u/dj26458]

I still have no idea what he is describing lol

[u/iEmExEee]

Are these auditors harassing this guy, or nah? What's the context?

I've seen one similar to this and the elderly lady tried to knock the phone out of the auditor's hand, so he shot some mace at her. Ain't right. 🫩

[u/ItsDreamyWeather → u/iEmExEee]

This guy isn't an "auditor". More akin to paparazzi to be filming someone's home. 

[u/justametalboi]

It’s all the lead paint chips this idiot when he was 8

[u/conqr787]

"Twice a child" alright.

[u/phunkymonkeys3]

I would have liked to see how this played out...

[u/cinefilestu]

He has every right to look like a dumb dumb while wanting people off of his property.

[u/Laosge3]

Dennis the menace all old and shit lol

[u/Useful_Jelly_2915]

I mean I don’t know there’s a chance this guy is just an immature asshole but with as old as he is he could also have somthing wrong with his brain.

[u/thisisyourlastdance → u/Useful_Jelly_2915]

Lead poisoning, probably.

[u/phatale]

what’d the cameraman do to warrant this?

[u/Phyllis_Dick]

He just jinxed the Bengals & now the team is gonna break up

[u/AmeriknGrizzly]

Dude Carson Palmer looks fucking rough!

[u/stoopkidsteve]

This feels like a Tim Robinson skit

[u/dixonmyazhold]

GET OUT OF MY PRIVACY

[u/rhombusted2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dZGsUxiOiQmPqO3B7D

[u/newkybadass]

Watched this with sound off 🤣 🤣 🤣

[u/r3dditr0x]

Is that the world's biggest lawn, wtf?

Go back in your awesome house and chill, Alfred Inhuman

[u/takkeye → u/r3dditr0x]

This is endgame level old angry bastard.

He's given up on waiting for kids to walk onto his front lawn to yell at them, so he's bringing the front lawn to them. They predict by late 2029 1/4 of the earth's surface could be this guy's front lawn.

[u/baudmiksen → u/takkeye]

they cut out the first 30 minutes where he walks out there, starting from just being a speck on the distant horizon

[u/HamTMan]

Leaded gas really was the worst huh?

[u/JuniorSentence]

Hmm…I wonder what his party-affiliation is……?

[u/hefty_load_o_shite]

No

[u/Germanico025]

88

[u/lvl100-Platypus-Lord]

I think he went too hard on the lead paint chips as a kid

[u/Bkgrouch]

Lmao he's a funny old man 🤣

[u/Mjdecker1234]

As a Bengals fan, we don't claim this guy.

[u/MarionberrySalt8702 → u/Mjdecker1234]

As a Steelers fan, yes you do.

[u/hauntedhivezzz]

Here comes the Boom...er

[u/173slaps]

Wow, didn’t even say “nah, nah, na-boo boo.” Missed an opportunity.

[u/RandomHuman29454]

Red pants?

[u/AlbanianNYC]

Must be the meds

[u/redheadedandbold]

Thinking he never matured mentally?

[u/LongStrokesOfGenius]

Are those pants leather?

[u/ImportantBass4159]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zbzNUbpFnlw8E

[u/stopyourcomplaining]

Which one?

[u/andythemandy17]

“Get out of my house” bruh I would have said I’m not in your house over and over and over and over again until he REALLY snaps

[u/AlBundysPants]

This dude has some stories…

[u/onlyheretobehelpful]

I love the moment of silence after the raspberry where that's just left to hang in the air. Like yup, you just did that... what effect was it supposed to have? lol

[u/denvergardener]

James Hetfield is a Bengals fan?

[u/Lifeguard-Working]

Ocho going to have words

[u/iG0tBuffalo66onDvd]

Makes all that fuss then says “I don’t care” lmfao

[u/stug2757]

Yes

[u/Metalhead1686]

I’d be mad if I was a Bengals fan too. Must be frustrating to never have seen your team win a Super Bowl.

[u/Diligent-Call-3501]

John McEnroe killin' it off the courts.

[u/saint_ryan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OfvkYvmgJkiXwbxek7

[u/birdynumnum69]

If Walter Matthau and John McEnroe had a baby.

[u/greenappletree]

But I know you are, but what am I?

[u/penguin_hugger100]

Honestly kinda aura ngl

[u/CompetitionMassive88]

That’s why u should always carry a bottle of water with you

[u/Alivethroughempathy]

Both

[u/jayslay45]

Back in the old days, that was a penny-farthing burn

[u/MikimaruX]

John McEnroe is looking rough nowerdays

[u/LakeProfessional7676]

Eight and a half, next Tuesday.

[u/ImJustHappyYoureHere]

Boomers are all the same

[u/hinchmopena]

“I don’t care”
— Guy who cares a lot

[u/beautifulstardust]

[u/alexout]

This guy is a looney toon

[u/Zonacat302]

Average bungles fan.

[u/zbornakssyndrome]

Why are they on his property?

[u/cantfindausernameffs → u/zbornakssyndrome]

They’re pretty clearly on the sidewalk.

[u/mansonfrque]

Tbh I love this old man 🤣 the “nananananana you are an asshole” cracked me up

[u/Am_0115]

Jesus Christ dude lol

[u/DatDan513]

Hell yeah bengal bro

[u/justmarkdying]

Aww man, they were just about to have a who owns the street debate.

[u/Late_Recover6225]

He needs a diaper change

[u/Rolarious80]

Go Bangales!

[u/Whatdafuqisgoingon]

It kind of looks like you care though.....