r/PoursTea • venom • 2d ago

Expectations v Reality 🌞 🌒 ...

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BFYLNwlsSNtcc
This is one of his better lies! Only MAGA believe him.

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u/petulant-turnip 2d ago

And he’s the one saying fake news. His words are as fake as his promises.

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u/binzersguy 2d ago

Anyone who believes him at this point is a prime target for Nigerian princes. Only MAGA is this gullible.

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u/A_Creative_Player 1d ago

Yep but all any one needs to do to fleece the MAGABILLIES is send them an email with trumps name on it telling them he needs their money to help fight the left. And thwy will pay even if thwir families really need to money to stay afloat.

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 2d ago

You don’t believe all the money we are supposed to get if we vote for Pedo lovers GOP, shame - please vote blue

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u/Karbon_D 2d ago

They always have been. I can’t believe anyone follows this shyster.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Local-Poet3517 2d ago

Unironicly, probably Putin.

Pretty much everything Putins promised hes gone back on at some point, and most of the time you can show his actions meant it was intentional.

Netanyahu is also right up there. But he at least seems to realise he needed creativity and misdirect. Putin and Trump just say whatever the fuck they think people want to hear and then just jog on and do whatever the fuck the intended in the first place.

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u/a_phrogett 2d ago

Bibi probably

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u/severe_thunderstorm 2d ago

Trump is a Russian asset.

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u/icemaker12345 2d ago

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u/TeaKingMac 2d ago

How could Ronald Reagan let this happen!

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u/GuyBitchie 1d ago

Thanks Obama.

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u/SpinningHead 2d ago

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u/Tickles-The-Octopus 2d ago

"grab them by the pussy"

-Donald J Trump

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u/panicradio316 2d ago

It's honestly unforgivable that his run was able to survive only this.

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 2d ago

The mocking of a disabled reporter would have torpedoed anyone's run for office in any sane timeline.

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u/panicradio316 2d ago

Yes.

It's inconceivable to me to ... don't know, to rationally understand what's happened to the US society to have voted for such a POS even in his first run already.

Bush, Clinton, almost Al Gore but then Bush again, Obama ... and then for Trump? I am still struggling to understand it.

Then again, it actually is a relief to know that Trump actually lost every Popular Vote at least, and versus Harris was sadly a close one.

It's a shame that the PV doesn't mean anything. If Trump had lost due to PV, he would have perhaps never became president in the first place at all.

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u/CantaloupeLazy1427 1d ago

Hm but he won pupular vote in 2024?

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 2d ago

Really took the veil off the whole thing lol.

The deal was they can be rich and live the kind of life where when you want sushi, you get it from japan, while we accept maintaining the status quo with no healthcare, as long as they understand that if they say that type of shit they are done

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 1d ago

If only we had stopped

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u/fuelstaind 2d ago

It says "In or about 1997" but then says that she told Trump that her birthday was the next day. So you can remember such a detail like that, but not the year?

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u/Gambling_Raven 2d ago

Carrying water for a rapist is a weird stance to take.

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 2d ago

'On or about' is common legalese, it doesn't mean she doesn't remember when it was.

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u/Adjective-Noun4201 2d ago

How many times is he mentioned in the epstein files?

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hmmm so if he's not a rapist... How many times is his name in the Epstein files (the REDACTED Epstein files)?

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u/WildRabbitz 2d ago

Trump is also a pedophile.

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u/Extreme-Mood5605 2d ago

And an American asshat.

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u/Street-Sign8757 2d ago

HEY! That’s President~

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u/ItsNotMe_ImNotHere 2d ago

Yes he is. And leading up to the midterms we should expect Putin to apply more pressure on Trump since afterwards he will be a lame duck and therefore of reduced asset value. We have already seen 2 such moves by Putin: the removal of sanctions on Russian diesel and sanctions applied to the ICC, Of course both these moves have a completely different spin put on them. The question to ask is always "Cui prodest?" - who benefits.

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u/ItsNotMe_ImNotHere 2d ago

The "energy ceasefire" is yet another Putin move. Though this is welcomed by Ukraine the benefits to Russia are greater.

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u/MaureenSLY 2d ago

More like Russian doll!

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u/Rex_Vagene 2d ago

Yes… he is.

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u/lVlurphysLaw 2d ago

I honestly don't think Trump is a Russian or Israeli asset. I think every action that he takes would be indicative of one but it's not something that he is doing intentionally. He's just genuinely retarded.

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u/Gantistewart 2d ago

Just because he's not aware he's an asset doesn't mean he's not an asset! Some of the best assets are unaware that they are such.

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u/U_L_Uus 2d ago

I mean... a greedy idiot nudged in the right direction by someone is equally an asset as someone dressing in their master's colours, I do not know what people are on about

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 2d ago

He is just an ass- set

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 2d ago

Tbh when Trump said he setup the energy ceasefire or whatever, I knew we were gonna see Russia break that supposed agreement. A little over an hour later an energy plant was hit in Ukraine. I want to say that it was almost like Trump was signallinh for Russia to carry out a strike so contact didnt have to be made.

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u/severe_thunderstorm 2d ago

Putin was simply showing the world he owns Trump.

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u/SoylentGrunt 2d ago

He's a wealth and power asset. There are no countries at the level he serves.

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u/what_ever_who_ever 2d ago

let me correct it for you… tRump is rUssian asset !!!!

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u/violenceistheQstn Bored 🥱 2d ago

No the fuck he isn't. He is an Israeli compromised asset. How many Russians do you see on a daily around him. Stop trying to bait and switch us we have already seen who his masters are. Also stay on topic.

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u/PhotographingLight 2d ago

Can’t he be both?

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u/Xboarder844 1d ago

His first campaign literally had some of his people GO TO PRISON for being foreign assets.

None of them tied to Israel. Come on man.

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 2d ago

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2d ago

Fox News editorial team working on the day's stories.

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u/the_mighty_thorskin 2d ago

Soon my guy, soon.

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u/Procrasturbating 2d ago

12 years of my life living with that asshole selling us out at the top. Barely started to recover during the Biden admin and *crack*, right in the balls again. This country has to get it together immediately after midterms or we are really cooked. If there are not consequences and major reform to stop legalized corruption.. it's over over for a decent life in the USA for decades.

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u/SueHalls 2d ago

A president that tweets more than he gets work done.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 2d ago

Not soon enough

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u/Fortestingporpoises 2d ago

Me too but mostly because what that would represent.

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd 2d ago

He seriously forgets that there's a way for us to verify all this information he puts out there

But I know he says all this stuff just for the sake of the idiots that worship him. They don't bother

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u/WiseSalamander00 2d ago

he doesn't care, he know his psychopaths will no defy his word and his MAGAts will take his word without any thought, he knows it ,he said it himself the other day.

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 2d ago

Exactly.

They have a whole propaganda machine with Fox media, and they know it’s the only thing their base consumes.

He can say literally anything (or nothing) and they’ll make sure he looks like an angel.

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u/Glum_Comparison6523 2d ago

The CHRONIC LIAR no one believes except the maga loonies.

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u/MaureenSLY 2d ago

Dumb MAGA!

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u/Ok_Excitement725 2d ago

It still, even in 2026, defies all logic that THIS mentally incompetent thing somehow is leader of the free world...I mean its headache inducing even trying to work out how we got to this point.

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u/itsapotatosalad 2d ago

Leader of the free world? Nah. The us president hasn’t held that title outside of America for a long long time 😂

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u/GuyBitchie 2d ago

He is not a leader of the free world. He is a president in the US ruining the US, I know it might be surprising to you, but the US is not the free world, never been.

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u/Automatic-Art9739 1d ago

Most people in prison per capita, land of the freeeee

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u/Kingsxfan1 1d ago

He's an imbecile, and utterly loathed by anyone other than his cultists, and his sychophantic boot-licking staff.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Kingsxfan1 1d ago

Yes, it also makes him extremely dangerous, given what I'd added.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Kingsxfan1 1d ago

Yes, it's completely irrelevant.

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u/GotRocksinmePockets 2d ago

The man bankrupted casinos...

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u/Individual_Town8124 2d ago

....and is now bankrupting the country.

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u/Eastern_Local_8085 2d ago

Corporations and authoritarians love him. 

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u/Distinct_Lion7157 2d ago

still calling it the free world... huh.......

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u/Mathev 2d ago

Corruption, almost half the country being as dumb and racist as him and loving it and vote manipulation with musk rat. It's quite simple

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u/tinnic 2d ago

I believe it's pretty well established that a true genius can never become the leader of a right-wing populist movement. The reason is that the hierarchy does NOT want a hyper-competent leader. They want a puppet they can manipulate.

Trump was backed because many of his wealthy supporters thought he was dumb and easy to manipulate. It's kind of hard not to win when you have the kind of backing he has.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 2d ago

I feel like this video actually describes perfectly how it happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTDOSrATWfI

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u/RogerRabbot 2d ago

If that was in a movie about a stupid world and its stupid president, it would be considered bad writing.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 2d ago

I mean, it's honestly worse than the future in Idiocracy. At least those people were actually trying to do good.

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u/Secret_Eating_ 2d ago

Belarus potash 

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u/Sirius-Face 2d ago

The stupid son of a bitch needs to be removed from office. Our government is a god damn joke.

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u/stillalone 2d ago

I can't believe all those world leaders lied like that - MAGA, probably 

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u/Ordinary-Compote9558 2d ago

Imagine having the biggest military in the world at your disposal and you fumble so badly that the World ends up treating you like a bitch.

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u/___evan 2d ago

He just makes crap up to get through press interviews and there’s no merit to any of it

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u/1805trafalgar 2d ago

And the press just let's him without calling him out on any of it.

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u/herrcollin 2d ago

And the market still responds, every time

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u/billocity 2d ago

Why would I deceive you?

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u/Bulky-Bullfrog3707 2d ago

That's disturbing. 

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u/blkatcdomvet 2d ago

UI unintelligent

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u/IncoherentMutterer 2d ago

The man is having some truly wild hallucinations.

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u/Legitimate-Term7249 2d ago

NO ONE wants to talk to him and no one can blame them.

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u/melpec 2d ago

Starting to think this guy might be a liar.

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u/Fragrant-Onion-888 2d ago

Trump makes up shit on behalf of others and then tries to bully them into saying that it’s true after the fact. World leaders aren’t phased one bit to call out his lies.

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u/H3L105_ai 2d ago

Any time Trump makes a deal with another country, the first question to ask is 'does the other country know about it?'

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u/Extreme-Mood5605 2d ago

And these are just the most recent and quickest examples to recall.

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u/Bellabbey1236 2d ago

Does the stock market even play along with this BS game anymore? Or is this just trying to appease the magats till November 3? 

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u/Resident-Zombie-7266 2d ago

It does, believe it or not.

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u/LOR_Fei 2d ago

The stock market will keep growing over time, that’s how it works.

The issue is stock buybacks mean corporations just get to take all their profits and stick them in their own pockets, rather than having to raise wages like they did when buybacks were illegal

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u/telemaster19 2d ago

There are a surprising lack of pro-Trump rebuttals today. I wonder why?

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u/Moist_Sprinkles9587 2d ago

I can't help but wonder if someone isn't calling him claiming to be these people to "make deals" with an increasingly senile Trump? Just like what they did with his dad... 😂

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u/Knees0ck 2d ago

100% it is what's happening. A lot of sketchy shit is being done behind the scenes.

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u/EstablishmentNo2847 2d ago

“I am a very stable genius.”

“No, you're not.”

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u/Relative_Mix_216 2d ago

“How dare these people contradict my Orange God!!!!”

/ s

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u/Mainly_Miserable 2d ago

Sadly, par for the course. Also, he’s really bad on the course.
https://giphy.com/gifs/mk8aP7qZyWoJa

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u/blighander 2d ago

It's interesting that Putin is the President of burning gas station mafia state and our President takes orders from him. Something's not right.

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 2d ago

Is Bubba involved in this you reckon? Although at this point there's more than enough evidence of him being a rapist and pedophile and none of his supporters acknowledge it or care so I don't see why it matters what Putin has on him in that regard. Any compromising pictures Putin releases of him will just be labeled deep fakes and they'll dutifully nod.

And further, does he genuinely believe what he says? Like is he so mentally compromised that he no longer has any touch with reality or is he just seeing how far he can push his followers to believe whatever he says?

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u/blighander 2d ago

Honestly, both are true.

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 2d ago

This is something you can believe in.....

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u/RdtRanger6969 2d ago

This is The Best Visual evar.

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u/mightyjoe227 2d ago

Me

Me

Me

Where's my Nobel...

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u/Later_Doober 2d ago

Trump only knows how to lie.

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u/OkWhile4447 2d ago

How anybody still supports this stupid orange fucker is beyond me…

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u/Good_Analysis9789 2d ago

Every damn day

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u/GaracaiusCanadensis 2d ago

So, Ukraine is going to keep hitting Russian oil infrastructure, hopefully? I reckon hitting Putin in the money is the only way the oligarchs will start to undermine him.

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u/Olliebear1977 2d ago

At this point if he said that his name is Donald Trump I would not believe him.

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u/Turbulent-Society-30 2d ago

It all started with, "I'm going to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it." Which turned into MAGA: "Let's vote for a millionaire businessman with no experience in politics, military, or government! He's gonna build a wall!"

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u/googlin 2d ago

shart of the deal

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u/Keletas 2d ago

Go to vote folks. Impeach and arrest the pedophile and traitor Donald Trump.

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u/Shurae 2d ago

His words mean nothing. Ideally everyone would just ignore whatever he says. Look at the facts

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u/GIT_45 2d ago

Only Magtards believe him.

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u/FlyingNijntje 2d ago

The art of the deal…… is just making them up….

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u/frozen_teddy 1d ago

literally just lies

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u/Effective-Log3583 1d ago

I really wish someone would ask Trump if they have fired the person who keeps giving him this in correct information that makes him look unreliable and foolish.

Of course there is no person. But it’d be nice to point out how foolish he looks all the time to his face and than make him look foolish again.

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u/Redbeardthe1st 1d ago

If trump said the sky is blue I would look outside to verify it.

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u/Rackelhardt 1d ago

What a fucking loser.

It baffles me that 30% of Americans still can't see what a loser and liar he is.

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u/TheOffKn1ght 2d ago

Gotta be Biden's fault. Only reasonable explanation.

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u/skeptolojist 2d ago

Your forgetting the evil deep state alien trans frogs and thier time travelling agenda/s

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u/Mr_Silicon 2d ago

Verbal diarrhoea > diaper diarrhoea.

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u/Street-Sign8757 2d ago

Maybe Trumps brain is plugged into an alternate universe.

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u/0DTEPut 2d ago

The oldman that cried wolf

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u/RowInevitable7986 2d ago

Yep-(you left out a lot of others but we see your point)

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u/milelongpipe 2d ago

This is so very good!

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u/77entropy 2d ago

You forgot to include Carney laughing when he said Canada would apologize.

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u/SCWickedHam 2d ago

But right wing media, only plays the left side. They never show the right. His base doesn’t believe that side exists. If he says it’s night, they won’t look out their window to check.

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u/Mountain_Town5759 2d ago

"I've been exonerated from the Epstein files"

No you haven't.

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u/Kukuriikku 2d ago

I think he actually believes he did these things.

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u/washingtonandmead 2d ago

So you’re telling me he lies…

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u/LuckyTraffic4299 2d ago

He’s like the boy who cried strait

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u/delimatesolyom 2d ago

Israel installed Epstein class pedophile rapist.

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u/wildmaninid 2d ago

This is giving Chris Farley as the school bus driver in Billy Madison energy.   

"No, he didn't".    "Yeah, but you can imagine what it would be like if they did"

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u/white-dre 2d ago

Let’s not forget the deal with Belarus for potash.

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u/ElJefefiftysix 2d ago

Russia also said, news to us

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u/mrgonuts 2d ago

Mmm looks like trump might. Be a liar

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u/Sure_Spite_585 2d ago

Like you know

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u/CollectionBroad8919 2d ago

A snake that speaks with a forked tong, color me surprised

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u/slavkery 2d ago

If he occasionally said the truth it would be harder to spot the lie. But he ain't that smart.

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u/Sjigga 2d ago

Lies fall out every time he opens his mouth. The american voters thought it was a good idea to give him a second term.

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u/Vast_Associate_197 2d ago

Me when my political opponents and figures with conflicting interests obviously contradict me.

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u/mteir 2d ago

What actually happened was:
1. I made a duce
2. I negotiated a cesspit on fire
3. Iran canned me
4. Putin called me disingenuous
5. I had an emergency

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u/reidr1 1d ago

Lying sack of mucus

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u/NAUGHTYTORTY8 1d ago

Hopefully all this BS leads to the wasteland i have been searching for. a chance to rule. Your chance to rule.

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u/Short-Ideas010 1d ago

He lives in his own reality.

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u/ihadtochooseaname420 1d ago

I've gotta get my lying eyes checked.

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u/Dry_Board_1988 1d ago

The most funny part is...this is only one day

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u/Truth2Set_Me_Free 1d ago

American public: 💩 American public: why yes! Yes we did!

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u/cansub74 1d ago

Canada will apologize. No we won't.

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u/woodshcc5 2d ago

I love all the experts in here. I'll just take my popcorn and watch the show.

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u/Zlifbar 2d ago

Enough has been said about the constant lies, so I want to focus on the meaning of "energy ceasefire." That would be Russia and Ukraine agreeing to stop using lasers or other energy weapons on each other. So he's put a ceasefire on Star Wars?

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u/conardcanard 2d ago

Or... a ceasefire on attacking energy production facilities. I love when trump says stupid shit, but this isnt hard to understand. He says enough dumbass shit for us to laugh at, we dont need to be disengenuous.

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u/EveningAnt3949 2d ago edited 2d ago

It is hard to understand. Not because people think he's talking about lasers, but because it corrupts the word ceasefire, and because your answer doesn't cover everything. Every time we let things slide it becomes worse because we are in Nineteen Eighty-Four territory were words lose their meaning.

What about storage and distribution centers? What about power plants that power data centers? What about interfering with transport? Does collateral damage count? What if it's a storage facility that supplies fighter jets or tanks?

A ceasefire stops active combat. It's a word that has a very simple definition. A ceasefire typically has the purpose to limit human casualties, make delivery of aid possible, and offer the opportunity for peace talks.

Trump corrupts the word so that it means 'temporarily make the price of energy lower so the Republicans won't lose too many seats in the midterm elections'.

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u/ElderberryNeither000 2d ago

Asking the real questions this one is....