r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 9h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/_subtl_ 9h ago

Philosophers are just biologists with post nut clarity

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u/Fast_Shift2952 3h ago

Out of the box vs into a box

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u/Time_Exposes_Reality 3h ago

Lmao that is some funny shit right there. Can’t say it’s wrong

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 2h ago

If you’ve ever read philosophers you know that’s not true. At least half of them are dangerously pre-nut

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u/Scarred_wizard 6m ago

They were either all out ruled by their dicks, or virgins, nothing between.

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u/Firm_Possible9298 2h ago

That's such a nice way to put it.

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u/Cyborgized 6h ago

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u/Inner-Animal-7314 6h ago

An eloquent jab at philosophers. Sir, I salute you.

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u/TheHiddenBalsam 4h ago

This is funny as hell idk why you gor downvoted 😭

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u/Chiinoe 3h ago

Maybe cuz its an image of his own comment?

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u/TheHiddenBalsam 3h ago

Still funny. 

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u/John--Darksoul 3h ago

What the hell dude

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u/Cyborgized 3h ago

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u/John--Darksoul 3h ago

Bro it's not even like the AI is running the account; you're literally just sending the image of your ChatGPT conversation complete with it referring to you by name... It is funny though I'll give it that.

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u/Cyborgized 2h ago

With plenty of Karma to spare, I post raw outputs.

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u/Stock_Room_7288 9h ago

The joke is sex

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u/ihatelifetoo 9h ago

Isn’t it always is ?

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u/Cool_Caterpillar_912 9h ago

Except when it’s porn

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u/t0nn3r 9h ago

I’ve seen some leg slappers in my time.

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u/WyoGrads 9h ago

Sounds like you are a wiener afficionado.

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u/EB123456789101112 6h ago

Leg slapping porn? Usually it’s other things slapping around. 🤷🏻

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u/Elegant-Signature-52 6h ago

That's what she said.

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u/TheWaveCarver 6h ago

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u/AwwwMangos 1h ago

This character was probably the best part of The Office post-Carrell

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u/NiceAtheist 8h ago

Found the biologist.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 7h ago

It is with me, I've been told

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u/Clovericious 6h ago

Except if it's racism

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u/wafflehousebattle 9h ago

It isn't is always, actually.

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u/NiceAtheist 8h ago

Found the philosopher.

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u/AdWooden2312 9h ago

For once it actually is sex or is everybody joking again?

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u/wafflehousebattle 8h ago

It's the second one, but also I was poking fun at the way their response was phrased with another awkwardly phrased response.

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u/Whyn0t69 8h ago

The joke is ensuring the survival of the species.

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u/Banana2358 8h ago

Is OP dense? Like if he can’t see what is going on on the right then my guy is either 8 years old, trolling or genuinely dense.

Heck, even at 8 when I didn’t even know still how babies were made I would feel a tingle tingle in my willy when I saw a pic like that.

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u/Porcupenguin 8h ago

Specifically, unprotected sex

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u/This_Analyst_2237 1h ago

My sex is a joke 😞

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u/fuckingthrowaway556 9h ago

Philosophers will write many books on the topic, biologists say it's just to procreate

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u/SaidwhatIsaid240 9h ago

Monty Python has a movie about it.

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 6h ago

Jabberwocky?

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u/SaidwhatIsaid240 6h ago

Meaning of life

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 3h ago

Poes Law is a thing.

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u/Accurate-Pay5984 2m ago

You exist solely for the benefit of your gonads.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 8h ago

Biologists have many divorces, usually after telling the spouse "it's not love it's just a desire to procreate!"

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u/jsbach90 9h ago

Dr. Hartman here,

I'm not gonna lie to you, I took an oath in medical school. Actually, I took a lot of things in medical school- but that's not the point, the point is no matter what anybody says we're here for, we're here to get laid and make life continue on living and nobody can argue with that.

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u/youburyitidigitup 9h ago

To be fair, it doesn’t say our purpose, it says the purposes of life. Not all living organisms reproduce through sex.

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u/Artistic-Value-2022 9h ago

we actually dont have a purpose at all. the instinct to procreate is just a strong trait to have for procreation.

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u/Greata2006 8h ago

This

Procreation is not the meaning of life. It's just that we were naturally selected to feel immense satisfaction from procreating. Which is nothing surprising.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 7h ago

It's not a purpose unless there's a creator. Otherwise it's just instinct. It takes the philosophers to say why there's more to life than just blind obedience to baser impulses.

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u/Artistic-Value-2022 7h ago

i dont think you need philosophers for that at all. you are your own master. choose your own purpose

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u/youburyitidigitup 6h ago

Life has an evolutionary purpose

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u/Western-Explorer8407 1h ago

Life, uh, finds a way

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u/Artistic-Value-2022 6h ago

I guess it depends on how you define purpose.

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u/villageidiot90 6h ago

I’m not trying to be a fuckhead, but then maybe that’s the point?

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u/Artistic-Value-2022 6h ago

there is no point, is what i was saying

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u/villageidiot90 3h ago

Instructions unclear, gonna incessantly perform coitus

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u/Artistic-Value-2022 3h ago

Nihilist mode initiated

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u/Western-Explorer8407 1h ago

There is no point, only Zuul

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u/slapfunk79 7m ago

The purpose of life could just be the acceleration of entropy

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 9h ago

What about the people who cannot get laid or cannot procreate even if they do? Should they kill themselves?

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u/Keith3742 9h ago

Lots of people work on a construction site - not all of them lay bricks

Find a balance between being happy, doing good to others and contributing to society. Ever heard the phrase ‘it takes a village’?

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u/youburyitidigitup 9h ago

No, they’re just an evolutionary dead end. It happens in nature as well. Evolution is driven by organisms reproducing more than other organisms of the same species.

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo 7h ago

I like to think of myself as the finale

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u/Oldspaghetti 1h ago

Hey, theres an Optimistic way to think about it! 🥳

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u/IcyCow5880 9h ago

No. They could play a critical role as a 'bouncer' in a Mormon community, for example.

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u/variableclods 9h ago

Underrated comment right here

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u/Western-Explorer8407 1h ago

As an ex Mormon, this makes no sense. Please explain?

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u/Just_Mr-Nothing 9h ago

Help the community raise the descendants of others 

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u/ickythumpwithalump 9h ago

Not everyone who is alive has a meaningful life. 

Or: life has no meaning unless you make it.

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u/throwawaychubbymilk 5h ago

Absolutely not - us non-breeders do other things that indirectly help our species dominate. We care for the extended family unit, smooth over squabbles, and help raise the next generation well - because when daddy's out hunting and mommy's gathering and grandma is dead, infertile/asexual/homosexual auntie/unc/etc. is what makes the system work.

I could be wrong, I'm regurgitating some half remembered white papers on why dedicated homosexuality exists across species.

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u/Xaira89 3h ago

I mean, from a species-wide evolutionary perspective, they're basically non-entities anyway. No genetic legacy, doesn't count.

As individuals with hopes and dreams? Maybe go enjoy a Klondike bar. They make me happy.

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u/Ancquar 55m ago

Someone can help their genes spread by increasing the procreation success of those wbo share a significant part of their genes, i.e. close relatives

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u/u5ern4ame 9h ago

I would replace "procreate" with "enable the success of your genetics" maybe. I remember seeing a video ("it's ok to be smart" I think) asking why elephants have grandmothers if the purpose of life is to procreate, and the grandmother elephants are to old to continue procreating. If I remember correctly the conclusion was that it enables greater success for genetics because they are able to share knowledge, protect, and watch after other members of their family, thereby improving the likelihood that those members of the family with be successful in procreation.

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u/jalintorei 9h ago

They should mate with other people who can't procreate or in-service theyr companions to procreate without them.

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u/Sallowjoe 9h ago

Oh we can and do definitely argue with that, and it's definitely wrong.

Procreation is necessary to continue forms of life but that doesn't make it the purpose of those forms of life. This is mistaking an enabling condition of having a purpose at all for the purpose itself.

In other words, sex is a means of procreating, procreating is a means of continuing a form of life, but neither are therefor (per se) the "end" of that form of life in a "final cause" sense.

Treating it as why we're here is like saying "We're here to keep ourselves here". It's basically vacuous.

And I would stress form of life, not just life in general, which doesn't require procreation to continue - if life needed life to give birth to it we'd have a paradox.

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u/Sallowjoe 9h ago

And yes I'm aware I just did the thing

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u/Muted_Sock6445 2h ago

I'm failing my only purpose in life😭

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u/RobertRossBoss 9h ago

Biologists think Hannah Owo is the meaning of life I guess. This is Chris. I spend too much time on the internet.

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u/One-Garden-1294 9h ago

Thank you for telling her name

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u/frayacat 3h ago

Pimp bunny for leaks

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u/smeddly 9h ago

Let's ask the important question what movie is the picture from. Lol

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u/MJYAAFK06 7h ago

Hannah OwO. She's the origin of the "UwU" sound effect and does OnlyFans but you can find stuff for free elsewhere. Don't ask how I know, good luck soldier o7

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u/kansai2kansas 43m ago

Thank you for telling me her name so I'd know what links to avoid!

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u/DeezSpicyNuts 9h ago

Asking the real questions 

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u/vitecpotec 9h ago

Biologists say reproduction is the meaning of life. Technically they're not wrong

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u/pellyenjoyer 8h ago

Maybe for lower forms of conscienceless. Humans can create things other than babies

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u/Dascewlm8 4h ago

What purpose does it serve to create things if no one reproduces?

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u/pellyenjoyer 4h ago

Making art itself is rewarding. I dont make art because someone might see it. I make art because I like to.

All existence is going to be gone one day. What’s the point of doing anything?

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u/AcidicSwords 4h ago

yes but at the end of the day everything we create in some way ties back to the continuation of existence or making existence bearable, and having kids is really just "existence of humankind"

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u/pellyenjoyer 4h ago

That’s not true. I could create something that could specifically make existence worse.

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u/Big_Iron_Cowboy 5h ago

Yeah I’ve created some things in my life, but nothing as amazing as my babies

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u/pellyenjoyer 5h ago

Hell yeah dude! Happy for you!

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u/sirfray 8h ago

Nah the biologist is wrong because their answer just sidesteps the question. Imagine someone asks “what is the meaning of death?” and I just post a pic of someone being murdered. Same thing.

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u/TacticalReader7 7h ago

That's a silly analogy, there's only one natural way to create life and it's via breeding. While murder is merely one of many many things that results in death.

Biologically speaking death is useful because it stops the older organisms from seizing resources that are needed for younger ones to live and procreate which stimulates evolution. Imagine if every single human that has ever lived was still alive today, it would be a mess.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 3h ago

That makes it the cause of life, which isn't the same as its meaning.

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 2h ago

Death was not an adaptation. It’s just a consequence of life. Nothing is indestructible. The reason organisms are mortal is the same reason machines are mortal: wear. Nothing interesting to it.

Besides, “meaning” differs significantly from “purpose”, which probably differs from “function” as well. Which everyone in this conversation is kind of missing out on.

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u/fuckingthrowaway556 7h ago

Its not wrong, humans are the only creatures that have a different answer.

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u/J3ffO 9h ago

Brian here. The meaning of life is to survive and pass on your genes. That means humping everything that moves in order to improve your chances.

Now, whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

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u/Creepy_Prior6510 9h ago

Philosopher ponder, biologist nut.

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u/Bellick 3h ago

biologist pounds* was right there, c'mon

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u/Forever_Berry 9h ago

Philophers: super thought out, in depth explanation of the meaning of life that the average person probably wouldn't recognize.

Biologists: pass on your genes.

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u/Size---Queen 9h ago

Biologically you are programmed via hormones to reproduce ( or just have sex)

Philosophy depending on who you read paints a picture of life it's meaning etc.... outside of sex.

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u/human_i_suppose 9h ago

Philosophy spent millennium trying to figure out the meaning of life.

Biology says the point is to make more.

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u/Intelligent-Wrap-219 9h ago

The meme must be old because the hands look really weird.

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u/softestpulse 8h ago

Old?! OLD?!?!

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u/Intelligent-Wrap-219 8h ago

The AI-generated image must be from the era when AI failed to draw hands

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u/softestpulse 8h ago

Yes but it wasn't that long ago lmao too soon to call it old🤣

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u/Intelligent-Wrap-219 8h ago

Technological time is a crazy thing.

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u/Neat_Strain9297 6h ago

Quagmire here.

I need the source for the second pic immediately. Giggity.

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u/Flimsy-Pool4830 4h ago

The meaning of life of Buddhists: It's just the experience itself happening.

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u/Yabrosif13 9h ago

Philosophers have long complex theories on the meaning of life.

Biology says organisms exist to procreate.

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u/Holocenica 9h ago

A Philosophical Biologist = a cigarette after…

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u/Icy-Friendship1163 9h ago

Uhmmm ,sex ,perhaps?

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u/sendep7 9h ago

hannahowo

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u/capstorm1 9h ago

The answer to the meaning of life.

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u/frickyouloser9000 9h ago

This subreddit should be renamed to "PeterExplainsTheSexJoke"

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u/_-Armageddon-_ 9h ago

The meaning of life is to procreate and pass on genes according to biologists... philosophers can write endless books and still not arrive to any conclusions

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u/Illegal_Alien_Guy 9h ago

sex

biology, the science about living things

the entire point of living, to biologists is continuing your bloodline

so

sex

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u/Indian_Bob 9h ago

Biologists fuck philosophers don’t. They’re kind of known for not getting laid. Lol

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u/unlattice 9h ago

Life through the lens of biology is to survive and reproduce. These are two necessities for the vitality of any living species.

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u/Fxg120xYXDE5 8h ago

Brian here, too hung over to bother with decorum.

Google deontological ethics and come back once you've developed a thorough understanding of it, and you'll have learned a little bit about one of many philosophical concepts.
Google biological imperative, and you'll understand why a biologist's answer could least partially be summed up with that photo.

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u/Ordinary-Guest9872 8h ago

Survival, breeding being a part of survival for most creatures 

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u/RattleNHum1 8h ago

Both are true. To be in love is not to be in a philosophical balance, and to find a philosophical balance, is not the same as attaining love.

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u/PmMeYourNiceBehind 8h ago

Philosphers believe the meaning of life is a very complex topic to explain, where as biologist believe the meaning of life is simply to reproduce(have sex)

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u/TokiVideogame 8h ago

philosophers know they should bone, but dont

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 8h ago

The meaning of life is a necklace of pearls? Makeup and nail polish? Chewing on thumbs?

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u/FoleyX90 7h ago

Sex. Reproduction and evolution.

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u/Craving_Suckcess 7h ago

the joke is mostly 'reproduction', which is simple and allows the inclusion of an erotic image (yes the joke is basically porn) vs the complexity of the other answer.

that being said, I don't think a biologist that stopped to examine the question would even conclude that as the 'meaning' of life. reproduction isn't even the 'purpose' of life, it's just a self reinforcing pressure that is a prominent drive by merit of the evolutionary success of the drive. Life does not 'intend' to reproduce itself any more than any aspect of a beings design is intentional, it's just that life that reproduces itself continues forward, and repeats the genetics that lead to itself being reproduced. Including the drive to reproduce.

Life doesn't have a biological goal, it's just a set of aimless processes that were refined into ones that appear pointed, via the ones not leading to successful reproduction not resulting in repetition and mutation into more complex varieties. The only way for propagation to be the 'goal' of life, is if life was created with the initial purpose of continuance. Which I don't believe it was, it was just random happenstance. Life has no inherent goal even in the biological sense, it's just that life that continues to occur continues to occur, which allows us to experience it both personally and observationaly.

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u/Resident-Rooster2916 7h ago

Philosophers have a deeper meaning to the purpose of life. Biologists answer the question more simply, as in universal life by the chemistry definition, which prioritizes reproduction.

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u/Important-Intern-808 7h ago

Not even what a biologist would say

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u/Actual_Law_505 7h ago

Philosophers tend to use abstract concepts. Biologist interpret in the context that nature wants us to reproduce and to avoid extinction.

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u/raspberryyumyum 7h ago

Jesus, go outside my guy 😂

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u/GideonWren 7h ago

Beyond reproduction, life has no inherent meaning, but the meaning you asign it.

The former is the image on the right, the latter is on the left.

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u/Dizzy_Hat8774 7h ago

Who's the girl?

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u/LexTCorp 7h ago

Meaning ≠ purpose.

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u/Prize-Substance974 7h ago

Who says there's no meaning to life?

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u/razulebismarck 7h ago

Biology says the meaning of life is to procreate and pass on your genes.

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u/Cannotkazi 6h ago

Aye, the origin of TLDR

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u/Inevitable_Low3602 6h ago

WTF with her nails, like gurl…

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 6h ago

One is bunch of ink on paper with neurons firing electrical signal when they saw it, the other is flesh and blood

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u/PixelFlyerXD 6h ago

Philosophers have long winded answers to the question, Biologists know it's to pass on your genes (fuck many times)

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u/Flat_Possession9698 6h ago

It means philosophers over complicate the meaning of life while biologists think it’s just for reproduction (sex)

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u/Level9_CPU 6h ago

Are we fucking serious? Does anyone that post on this subreddit even try to understand anything? Are they all just rage bot accounts?

I'm unsubbing

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u/Sternfritters 6h ago

Chemists:

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u/Mike_Hawk_Ballz_Deep 5h ago

Anyone wanting sauce: Hannah Ow

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u/Significant_Tear_302 4h ago

Cant it be both? (I’m inclined to agree with the biologist🙃)

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u/LetReasonRing 4h ago

I feel like Camus would fall in the second category. 

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u/birdyman_77 4h ago

“Imagine if animals could talk…”
Animals:

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u/candidengineer 3h ago

Why can't it be both

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u/Snidrogen 3h ago

Philosophers who believe in biomechanical determinism:

“Yep”

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u/UnlikelyCourt973 3h ago

Biology says the meaning of life is to fuck and pop babies.

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u/Prometheus2025 2h ago

Can someone explain the cartoon on the left? Little stick man dancing? What does that have to do with Philosophy?

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u/FireFoxUse 2h ago

Biology doesn't care what your dreams or ambitions are. Biology only cares that you're using the tools that nature has provided to survive and procreate. You didn't evolve in such a way as to make your life easier but to bust a nut successfully!

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u/Ok_Community_383 2h ago

I hate that I know who that girl is

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u/Competitive_Eye_7732 2h ago

I intend not to contribute to the meaning of life.

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u/BlahBlahILoveToast 2h ago

To be fair, the left side of the image is pretty unclear to me. We've got ... an x-ray of a guy doing Tai Chi, maybe? and he's like ... in the corner of an unreadable text? Or maybe a bunch of books or bricks or something? It kind of looks like text, but I can't actually see any writing. I don't ... I don't know what that means. The meaning of life is like ... fighting against books? Or something? The terrible crushing weight of our own knowledge?

Hopefully there are literally zero posters who need the right side of the image explained, but then again ... this is Peter Explains the Joke, and I'm pretty sure some of you people need instructions to remember how to breathe in the morning, so ... sex.

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u/indy_110 2h ago

Philosophers be nuttin' into there listeners ears.

🎶🪊🎷🎙️ -"Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' makes me feel good"

Don't get gregnant with philosophers 🥜 feltchbutter.

Greases up deaf guy slips offscreen with vaudeville pianist Terry Crew

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u/mash_f1q 1h ago

Braincell degradation?

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u/Initial_Brilliant327 1h ago

While philosophers have written who books and essays on why life exists, and the meaning of it, in biology, the purpose of life is to survive until an organism can reproduce to pass down their genes

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u/qorxalynt 1h ago

Philosophers overthink it for centuries. Biologists just say reproduce and drop a baddie

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u/Icy-Lock6914 1h ago

OP are you the dumbest man alive or what

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u/CYATMachine 24m ago

Dude come on.

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u/JosefineChoker 19m ago

Life by itself have no meaning, each of us have to give his life a meaning...do something, even if it sounds crazy to you and others, don't rot in your bed

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u/ChadIcon 8h ago

The meaning of life, in the biological sense, is to successfully pass your genes to the next generation. So the answer is not sex, per se, but reproduction - in the biological sense.

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u/luigi56739 6h ago

What video is that picture from the right from asking for a friend

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u/capt_pantsless 9h ago

The purpose of a zygote is to make more gametes.

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