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u/windsock17 12h ago
Bro has an alcohol problem.
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u/New_Distribution_863 10h ago
This is why I am 6 years sober. One beer is never one and after the cocaine and whisky I might try to fuck someone’s wife….
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u/AlternatePhreakwency 8h ago
Try, nay, you are the unstoppable Frank the Tank, and you're going streaking through the quad!
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u/MayerOscar 7h ago
How do you fight whiskey dick whilst being drunk and on cocaine? Genuinely curious
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u/lajdbejdk 6h ago
Double negative becomes a positive. All jokes aside, try is the keyword in their statement.
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u/SmallRocks 8h ago
And Xanax, which causes short term memory loss when too much is taken. Combine it with alcohol and it’s even worse.
Hence the implication that they woke up in a strange place without knowing how they got there.
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u/Parking-Bet7989 30m ago
Been there and done that. I have taken lorazepam with a few drinks and woke up with no memory if the previous night. After I got into town- I heard some stories about me, which made me sound like a mischievous golbin; and a lot of apologies were made.
Been sober for many years now. (
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u/SmallRocks 21m ago
I’ve done the same with the exact same combo. But it was accidental, as in that I was ignorant in how those two substances would react together. I have a whole birthday that I don’t remember…
And, congrats on your sobriety!
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u/Parking-Bet7989 16m ago
I get it- mine was unintentional. Even though I was warned when prescribed; I thought what is the worst thing that could happen with a couple of drinks!
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u/GenericSpider 12h ago
Joe here. He says he's going to have one beer and then go home, but instead ends up going on a bender that results in him ending up drunkenly robbing a stranger at 3am.
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u/frogsinsocks 11h ago
Hitting licks on Xanax and waking up with more money than you left with, while normally being a (mostly) upstanding citizen, is a core rust belt, millennial, white trash, teenage memory.
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u/NiteFyre 10h ago
Im glad I stopped Xanax after blacking out and rolling a car several times (I was fine)
I never made it to the pros. I had a parties at my apartment in my 20s and friends of friends were HEAVY bar tards and man...
Seeing dudes pass out in cereal or total a truck on a concrete barrier around a light post in a mostly empty parking lot (dude swore he was sober but it was literally outside the store I worked at and he bought pill cutters there...and I knew him) made me glad I stayed away from those particular substances.
Same guy that totaled the truck wanted me to go on a mission with him as "backup" to get back a stolen safe.
Bro no...Just no. You're a scrawny Vietnamese guy and I am 6 ft and weigh 150 lbs Im not intimidating anyone also I don't do crackhead side quests anymore.
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u/New-Chemist5315 9h ago
My friend has been on Xanax for decades and drinks on them heavily, on Sunday he popped some rounds off at McDonalds and went to his house, the cops figured out where he was and surrounded him. He got his ar and started shooting at the five cops closest to his front door, they fired back and he was hit 3 times, he’s In critical condition rn and will likely never get out of prison if he makes it……. Fuck Xanax I’m so glad I was able to pull myself away from this poison.
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u/BarnacleLopsided9494 9h ago
gotta know, did you roll your car several times in one incident or did you roll your car on multiple crashes?
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u/NiteFyre 9h ago
One incident.
I was...19.
I still did other drugs that probably weren't great for me but other ones that were. Mushrooms and LSD changed my life in a really good profound way thats hard to articulate.
Like yeah the woo woo shit sure but I dont really like talking about that cause it's as boring as a girl tryna talk to me about chakras or horoscopes to other people.
They just made me a more patient, understanding and empathetic person. Lotta self reflection and a deeper understanding of myself has done wonders.
Being able to take off the gross stinky "you" costume made up of all your insecurities and negative thoughts cause you are able to see yourself/life from a different perspective that you were literally unable to see before.
Regions of your brain that dont normally talk to each other form connections and allow you to think in ways you literally couldnt before. The guy who discovered the double helix structure of DNA was able to visualize it on LSD first.
Just uhh yknow stuff to think about
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u/Banes_Addiction 12h ago
Some of the best nights escalate hard. And going to the pub on your own for just one beer is a classic way to start. You get talking to someone you wouldn't normally, enjoy it and just go where the night takes you.
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u/gbroon 12h ago
One beer leads to more beer and drunken shenanigans at 3am.
You'll understand when your older now get back to getting ai to do your homework for tomorrow
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u/Electrical-Talk53 5h ago
Kids these days will never understand finding their best friend in a random kitchen at 4am and never talking to them again.
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u/JustAnotherLich 11h ago edited 5h ago
It's an old meme mocking Xanax users. Used to see it posted on drug memes. Xanax is a benzodiazepine and those types of drugs drastically lower your inhibitions when taken at recreational doses. It's like high strength liquor in solid form. Benzo users do some crazy shit when they're high.
I'm at work and tired so just read this in the voice of that guy covered in oil. He seems like the type to use it.
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u/Creepy_Prior6510 9h ago
No Xanax and benzos make you black out and do crazy things and forget. Hence the xan bottle
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u/ApollosBoon 7h ago
Mixing a few shots or beers with 2mg of xanax will blend roughly 3-5 days together so you have absolutely no recollection of what you did, when you did, who you did, and where you did.
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u/KnightMare1354 12h ago
At strangers apartment for another beer or for wasting more time?? I am very bad at guessing memes
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u/howaboutthesauce 12h ago
Do you not see the irony in the "I'm just going to have one beer" quote from like any movie?
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