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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Saphr0x • 14d ago
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What I don't understand is how come the University get to decide how a crime is punished? Were the police involved? Lawyers? The courts? Do they have the rule of law in that increasingly weird country?
1.4k u/renlydidnothingwrong 14d ago DA refused to bring charges due to lack of evidence despite there being a group chat where the perpetrators plan, discuss, and joke about the crime. 301 u/[deleted] 14d ago [removed] — view removed comment 231 u/[deleted] 14d ago [removed] — view removed comment 212 u/UndecidedLee 14d ago Careful, they're gonna make you write an essay... 109 u/Midwest_Born 14d ago It's 2026, just have ChatGPT do it! 10 u/Gryf2diams 10d ago https://theonion.com/cornell-vows-that-rapists-will-be-forced-to-write-much-longer-essays-in-the-future/ According to this trustworthy article future essays will be checked for AI. Also they're increasing the page count to 5. 6 u/Neat_Low_4544 10d ago Having ChatGPT write your "sorry for raping" essay is just...we truly do live in the worst timeline. 105 u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 14d ago Have Luigi write an essay, then turn him loose with a list.
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DA refused to bring charges due to lack of evidence despite there being a group chat where the perpetrators plan, discuss, and joke about the crime.
301 u/[deleted] 14d ago [removed] — view removed comment 231 u/[deleted] 14d ago [removed] — view removed comment 212 u/UndecidedLee 14d ago Careful, they're gonna make you write an essay... 109 u/Midwest_Born 14d ago It's 2026, just have ChatGPT do it! 10 u/Gryf2diams 10d ago https://theonion.com/cornell-vows-that-rapists-will-be-forced-to-write-much-longer-essays-in-the-future/ According to this trustworthy article future essays will be checked for AI. Also they're increasing the page count to 5. 6 u/Neat_Low_4544 10d ago Having ChatGPT write your "sorry for raping" essay is just...we truly do live in the worst timeline. 105 u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 14d ago Have Luigi write an essay, then turn him loose with a list.
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231 u/[deleted] 14d ago [removed] — view removed comment 212 u/UndecidedLee 14d ago Careful, they're gonna make you write an essay... 109 u/Midwest_Born 14d ago It's 2026, just have ChatGPT do it! 10 u/Gryf2diams 10d ago https://theonion.com/cornell-vows-that-rapists-will-be-forced-to-write-much-longer-essays-in-the-future/ According to this trustworthy article future essays will be checked for AI. Also they're increasing the page count to 5. 6 u/Neat_Low_4544 10d ago Having ChatGPT write your "sorry for raping" essay is just...we truly do live in the worst timeline. 105 u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 14d ago Have Luigi write an essay, then turn him loose with a list.
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212 u/UndecidedLee 14d ago Careful, they're gonna make you write an essay... 109 u/Midwest_Born 14d ago It's 2026, just have ChatGPT do it! 10 u/Gryf2diams 10d ago https://theonion.com/cornell-vows-that-rapists-will-be-forced-to-write-much-longer-essays-in-the-future/ According to this trustworthy article future essays will be checked for AI. Also they're increasing the page count to 5. 6 u/Neat_Low_4544 10d ago Having ChatGPT write your "sorry for raping" essay is just...we truly do live in the worst timeline. 105 u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 14d ago Have Luigi write an essay, then turn him loose with a list.
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Careful, they're gonna make you write an essay...
109 u/Midwest_Born 14d ago It's 2026, just have ChatGPT do it! 10 u/Gryf2diams 10d ago https://theonion.com/cornell-vows-that-rapists-will-be-forced-to-write-much-longer-essays-in-the-future/ According to this trustworthy article future essays will be checked for AI. Also they're increasing the page count to 5. 6 u/Neat_Low_4544 10d ago Having ChatGPT write your "sorry for raping" essay is just...we truly do live in the worst timeline. 105 u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 14d ago Have Luigi write an essay, then turn him loose with a list.
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It's 2026, just have ChatGPT do it!
10 u/Gryf2diams 10d ago https://theonion.com/cornell-vows-that-rapists-will-be-forced-to-write-much-longer-essays-in-the-future/ According to this trustworthy article future essays will be checked for AI. Also they're increasing the page count to 5. 6 u/Neat_Low_4544 10d ago Having ChatGPT write your "sorry for raping" essay is just...we truly do live in the worst timeline.
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https://theonion.com/cornell-vows-that-rapists-will-be-forced-to-write-much-longer-essays-in-the-future/
According to this trustworthy article future essays will be checked for AI. Also they're increasing the page count to 5.
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Having ChatGPT write your "sorry for raping" essay is just...we truly do live in the worst timeline.
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Have Luigi write an essay, then turn him loose with a list.
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u/_Daftest_ 14d ago
What I don't understand is how come the University get to decide how a crime is punished? Were the police involved? Lawyers? The courts? Do they have the rule of law in that increasingly weird country?