r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • 13h ago
article Diddy Rushed Out of Prison After Medical Emergency
https://www.tmz.com/2026/10/12/diddy-leaves-prison-fort-dix-transported-medical-treatment/1.8k
u/PrinceBeefWellington 13h ago
All part of the plan. He's gonna slip away all greased up
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u/snowplacelikehome 13h ago
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u/wufnu 6h ago
I think we should all take a moment to appreciate that at least one of the writers of this show had the thought, "what if we had, like, this deaf guy which you know is deaf because of they way they talk... but they were covered in grease and people try to catch them?"
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u/NinjaPirate007 12h ago
Didn’t Mike Tyson deliver a letter to Trump on behalf of Diddy? This is very suspicious timing.
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u/Rugged_as_fuck 12h ago
Almost as suspicious as having a head injury after meeting with Mike Tyson.
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u/WittiestScreenName 12h ago
Or raped. Don’t forget Mike Tyson went to prison for rape.
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u/BurntFlea 9h ago
Yeah, his wife robin givens. Beat her a lot too. It's a damn shame what he did to that gorgeous woman.
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u/JDefined 13h ago
"It's still unclear how Diddy hurt his head."
I know there's nothing inherently funny about that sentence, yet I still laughed.
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u/Eisernes 12h ago
A grown man calling himself diddy is comical enough.
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u/RandumbStoner 11h ago
It's funny how people's names coincide with their life.
Diddy - "Diddy do it?"
That politician who got caught sending pictures of his junk was named Anthony Weiner
Usian Bolt is fast a fuck
Doug Bowser is Nintendo of America President
Creflo Dollar is a greedy preacher
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u/MrGDPC 13h ago
He was thinking about becoming a decent human being and his brain violently rejected the idea
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u/karma_the_sequel 12h ago
There is, though — “how Diddy” sounds like “how did he” and is equally accurate.
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u/wilstev 13h ago
It’s ok. I was too busy laughing at “We're told the ambulance pulled out of Fort Dix” to even notice that one.
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u/SunriseSurprise 12h ago
My doctor said you shouldn't pull out of Fort Dix more than twice a day.
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u/xavPa-64 13h ago
Every single thing I’ve ever learned about Puff Daddy in my entire life has been against my will
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u/Dave_Paker 13h ago
Have a little respect. He hasn't gone by that name in decades. It's Peepee Doody now
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u/Honkerman77Gaming 12h ago
Coincidentally, doing things against people’s will is one of Diddy’s specialties
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u/Mediocre-Cobbler5744 13h ago
He goes to the hospital, meanwhile my brother met a guy in county who had a leg fracture go untreated for at least three months. That was last year and for all I know, he may still be fucked up.
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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 12h ago
ICE shot a guy that sat in lockup for days with a bullet still lodged in him.
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u/SecondOfCicero 12h ago
I knew a dude who did time and ended up getting a brown recluse bite, which went bad and it was like nobody cared until the thing had gotten grotesque. Diddy is too high profile to get away with that kind of neglect, they dont want the smoke
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u/travelingdrama 12h ago
After 3 months that fracture has healed. Probably not properly, but that bone has fused
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u/Mediocre-Cobbler5744 12h ago
Yeah, that's what I meant by still fucked up. It was already fused when he met him.
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u/thatbiguy3000 12h ago
For people who have today off, what are you doing?
I am watching movies and exercising.
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u/fistedwithlove 12h ago
Same! We just finished Black Dynamite!
"HAHA! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!!"
Dead. Every time
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u/anuncommontruth 11h ago
"But Black Dynamite, we sell drugs to tye community!"
That movie is so fucking quotable.
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u/koala_encephalopathy 11h ago
Euphoria shut the fuck up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look!!
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u/millennial_falcon 11h ago
[Shoots assassin disguised in a donut suit, saves woman.] “How did you know?” Black Dynamite: “Donuts don’t wear alligator shoes.”
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u/Recent_Mirror 11h ago
I just took 3 gummies.
See you fellow travelers on the moon soon!
Also: EVERYONE SHOULD CALL THEIR MOM TODAY.
One day will be the last day you ever speak to her again.Also (part 2). The gummies are kicking in!
Part 3 - is it weird door dash cookies?
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u/Selmanella 12h ago
Making pulled pork playing video games and trying to get into the wife’s pants.
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u/Knight-in-Gale 9h ago
just take her pants and wear 'em. She'll get pissed off but just apologize after baking her a chocolate cake while wearing her pants. Your experience will vary.
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u/Lurking_stoner 12h ago
I’m also trying to get into his wife’s pants
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u/Selmanella 11h ago
Let me know the secret if you figure it out. Dinner should be ready for 6.
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u/Krashkrax 9h ago
Moving into my rebuilt house after I had an unfortunate House Fire bout 10 months ago😊
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u/Vansiff 11h ago
I'm recovering from a kidney infection. So I'm doing fuck all.
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u/Enragedocelot Spotify me Bitch 11h ago
selling all my furniture & no I’m not suicidal
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u/ElPrieto8 13h ago
Thats how Michael Keaton escaped in "Desperate Measures".
Only Andy Garcia can catch him now
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u/Zygoatee 13h ago
I heard the Trump admin got him out because they plan on buying the rest of his oil supply
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u/IllSalad3669 13h ago
His bum is on the Swedish
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u/fripperiffic 13h ago
I feel old for understanding that reference
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u/Zero7CO 13h ago
Rumor is it’s sailor’s rod….some homeopathic remedies will do the trick.
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u/NoBSforGma 13h ago
"...Was conscious and still speaking" may not mean a whole lot. Remember when Natasha Richardson had a skiing accident and hit her head and was "fine" and then died not long afterwards.
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u/RKellysBladder 12h ago
“We're told the ambulance pulled out of Fort Dix around 1 AM ... but, apparently, the injury was not life-threatening, because our sources say he was conscious and speaking when he was taken back to the prison before sunrise Saturday.”
The non-life threatening description was because he was returned to the prison pretty quickly, not just because he was conscious and speaking.
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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 13h ago
May we be so lucky to have that happen to someone who actually deserves it. Ugh
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u/monsterlynn 13h ago
Yep. Just like being in stable condition can just mean the machines are breathing for you as expected.
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u/BeenDragonn 2h ago
He will be pronounced dead so they can slip him off to that hidden island where epstein is living
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u/Hspryd 13h ago
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u/Wyden_long Go listen to The Streets “A Grand Dont Come For Free” right now 13h ago
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u/wubbalubbazubzub 13h ago
Put him back
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u/StrobeLightRomance 13h ago
He went back, all good. The article says very little because its not an interesting event, he bumped his head and now he's home behind bars.
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u/235iguy 13h ago
A small rodent - a gerbil - was removed from his rectal passage.
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u/ivanreyes371 13h ago
Accidental air bubble in syringe would be very nice
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u/SkRThatOneDude 13h ago
Takes a couple hundred cc's rapidly introduced. The human body is remarkably skilled at dissolving air bubbles in the blood and then removing them to the lungs. You might get lucky with 30 to 50cc and introduce a medical emergency. But most syringes are smaller than that anyway.
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u/beavis617 13h ago
Maybe an escape attempt, didn’t Mike Tyson hand over a note to Trump from Diddy? I will make my escape attempt in three days, have Fredo Trump Jr and Eric at…. With my escape vehicle or I go to the press and tell them everything!
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u/Resident_Dog_6589 13h ago
It was a record number of releases...on the bed, in the pool, on the floor, everywhere but the hoes!
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 13h ago
Ah well.
Hey, what’s everyone’s ideal dessert?
For me it’s mint ice cream with choc mint ice magic, I like to pour it in between the ice cream so I have frozen bits at the bottom. Did that when I was a kid and still do it.
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u/snownative86 13h ago
It really depends on my mood, but two of my favorites are both white chocolate ice cream. One with passionfruit, the other raspberry lime.
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u/GringoSwann 12h ago
Gonna be replaced with a Diddy look alike... Real Diddy will be seen partying with Epztien and Maxwelll..
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u/RizzleMeThis1 13h ago
just after mike tyson delivered a letter to trump re: diddy? sounds shady
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u/youropinionisrubbish 13h ago
He was heard telling someone else in the shower "we can do this every weekend. Is that aight wich you? Yeah, keep bangin'."
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u/StrawberryK 13h ago
We gotta come up with some new insults guys we're getting repetitive.
Now onto the real issue. He's not hurt in the ass or body. They transferred him out under the guise when realistically. He used what he has against people to get off safely.
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u/AnonSeven 13h ago
Oh, hell. Not again. Where's Three Leg Joe? Has anyone seen Three Leg Joe?
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u/superfoodtown 13h ago
He was detoxing after losing all his special privileges