r/Music • • 13h ago

article Diddy Rushed Out of Prison After Medical Emergency

https://www.tmz.com/2026/10/12/diddy-leaves-prison-fort-dix-transported-medical-treatment/
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u/superfoodtown 13h ago

He was detoxing after losing all his special privileges

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u/supamario132 13h ago

He's never been this unoiled in his life. His skin couldn't take it

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u/distorted_kiwi 13h ago

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u/cowboydanhalen 5h ago

Hey Mac! What's the problem? I'm drying up over here.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 13h ago

This begs the question, did diddy use hand sanitizer as baby oil during the covid freak offs. One has to wonder.

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u/AfterSchoolOrdinary 11h ago

You beg the question and I beg not to hear the answer. Life is funny that way.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 11h ago

The most important and necessary questions are often only asked by the strongest of souls so the ones of less character can live in peace. - lil Wayne.

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u/GucciTheSnowman 5h ago

God, no. Can you even imagine getting hand sanitizer in your dick hole ???

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u/WittiestScreenName 12h ago

This is one of my vocal stims.

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u/supamario132 11h ago

Always Sunny is full of great vocal stims.

"Two wars?!?"

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u/TheQuietOutsider 11h ago

"because youre not Forrest Gump!"

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u/eMouse2k 13h ago

Turns out all that baby oil was medicinal.

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u/Scrantonicity_02 12h ago

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u/jasonsuni 5h ago

You want your 5 star matches? Your 30 minute classics?! I WANT BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT! - Big E

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u/Desperate-You-9695 10h ago

Lord knows what Diddy’s on but if it’s anything like alcohol withdrawal, it’ll make you very sweaty. That’s my testament.

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u/Schrodingers_Fist 12h ago edited 12h ago

This is literally my first thought, prison cells are small, and wasnt one of his privleges before literally Hennessy or some other kind of booze?  

He may have collapsed on withdrawals as I have heard those can actually kill you

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u/MakeItMakeMoney 12h ago

Unmedicated alcohol withdrawal is potentially lethal due to the risk of seizures.

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u/Daddythisfeelsfunny 11h ago

I had a few years of very bad alcohol abuse, once point where when it hit midnight I would take my contacts out until 3 so I could put them back in before I went to bed because I would be shaking so bad when i woke up I wouldn’t be able to get them in my eyes. I decided to try and quit cold turkey just me and myself after maybe 14 hours I had my friend take me to the hospital because I was barely able to walk to the bathroom, 8 days in icu and finally started healing… so yeah unmedicated withdrawal will take you down.

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u/i_sell_you_lies 10h ago

I tapered, but not nearly enough.

My withdrawal seizure was the kick I needed to quit for good.  

Of the two options, I'm lucky to be here. For those trying to quit, best of luck.

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u/vercetian 9h ago

I woke up in the hospital five times. It wasn't great. 2 years Wednesday!

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u/drunkeymunkey 9h ago

Hope you're doing better friend

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u/Daddythisfeelsfunny 9h ago

Much better thank you! Still am healing from the years of damage, doctor even said don’t even take ibuprofen for a headache your body is in to bad shape internally. I’m 40 so old enough where I shouldn’t have damaged my body so much but young enough it can still heal, this is about 9 months ago so obviously will take time but just taking walks and being conscious about eating and all that I’m doing loads better. Thank you again for the wishes.

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u/DuntadaMan 5h ago

Congrats on surviving one of the worst experiences a human being can have though, and on your recovery from being in that bad of a state. I know it sucked but your strength for making it through is something to be damn proud of.

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u/Schrodingers_Fist 12h ago edited 11h ago

That was my thought, I have minor epilepsy so thankfully the few times I have dealt with them (seizures) it was like a couple of minutes and then a "where am I?" before we got medication.  

I have read though that alcoholics can have seizures/hallucinations that last hours which sounds unfathomable to me

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u/OkNectarine9239 6h ago

Alcoholism is a crazy thing. My mom was on and off. During one of her sober periods, she was walking to the kitchen and collapsed straight down to the floor, like someone turned her brain off. She was mostly ok afterwards, but it was a difficult period for my dad because she bruised her face pretty bad, and yknow, no one actually believes a woman when she says she got two black eyes from falling.

And then she was fine (or said she was) for about 7 more years. I watched a movie with her one night, the next day she woke up bleeding from one ear and acting like a 3 year old. She couldn't speak full sentences or remember how to put on her shoes. She had a temper tantrum when we changed her clothes. The alcoholism did something to an enzyme in her brain and basically mentally handicapped her. She did not survive it.

Now do I think this is happening to Diddy? Non-zero chance, but it depends on if he's actually going through withdrawal. He could have just slipped on some baby oil and bonked his head.

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u/Rndysasqatch 10h ago

I was in rehab kicking heroin when this lady was going into seizures from alcohol withdrawal but the worst I ever saw was a guy detoxing from Ambien. This guy was screaming and I've never been so horrified in my entire life. It scarred me to my core. I never took prescription sleep pills after that

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u/FullofContradictions 5h ago

I got sad after a breakup and accidentally reversed my days and nights and couldn't fix it on my own.

Got an Ambien Rx by essentially telling my doctor exactly that. Took one the first night. Worked great. Slept amazing. Was good for a few days. Then did it again like 4-5 days later (doctor told me to try spacing them out so I wasn't dependent on them daily).

The next morning I woke up and walked out of my room & thought I had been robbed. All my usual clutter was gone. Looked around a bit more, realized nope... I must have gotten up and decided to clean after I thought I went to bed. Huh. Weird. Cool? Except I had put miscellaneous kitchen utensils in my bedroom closet. And I found my gym shoes in a cabinet I rarely use in the kitchen. Not a big deal. But what kind of shook me and made me decide I was never doing it again was realizing I had hand washed several knives & put them away.

The clean apartment was cool. I didn't mind some of the more nonsensical storage places I had chosen, but the knife thing was just kind of scary to realize how badly it could have gone.

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u/ELB2001 12h ago

So it wasn't him having a bottle of baby oil stuck up his ass?

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u/weaseltorpedo 9h ago

I heard that the container opened while it was hidden up there, made his ass too slippery, which caused him to violently slide out of the chair he was sitting on and hit his head on the way down

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u/PrinceBeefWellington 13h ago

All part of the plan. He's gonna slip away all greased up

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u/snowplacelikehome 13h ago

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u/wufnu 6h ago

I think we should all take a moment to appreciate that at least one of the writers of this show had the thought, "what if we had, like, this deaf guy which you know is deaf because of they way they talk... but they were covered in grease and people try to catch them?"

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u/FluGehrig 5h ago

“Good idea, but what would we call him?”

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u/some_dewd 4h ago

Greasy deaf guy duh

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u/NinjaPirate007 12h ago

Didn’t Mike Tyson deliver a letter to Trump on behalf of Diddy? This is very suspicious timing.

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u/Rugged_as_fuck 12h ago

Almost as suspicious as having a head injury after meeting with Mike Tyson.

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u/WittiestScreenName 12h ago

Or raped. Don’t forget Mike Tyson went to prison for rape.

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u/Round-Emu9176 11h ago

But he made that quirky Scooby doo style cartoon!

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u/blacksideblue 7h ago

You mean Norm Macdonald let him star in his Scooby Doo style cartoon.

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u/BurntFlea 9h ago

Yeah, his wife robin givens. Beat her a lot too. It's a damn shame what he did to that gorgeous woman.

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u/SmackAFool 9h ago

A body double is going in his place

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u/iSweatLikeKeith 13h ago

What happen, the Johnson & Johnson deal expired?

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u/JDefined 13h ago

"It's still unclear how Diddy hurt his head."

I know there's nothing inherently funny about that sentence, yet I still laughed.

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u/Eisernes 12h ago

A grown man calling himself diddy is comical enough.

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u/BeeepBoopN0tB0t 11h ago

He goes by didnot now.

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u/RandumbStoner 11h ago

It's funny how people's names coincide with their life.

Diddy - "Diddy do it?"

That politician who got caught sending pictures of his junk was named Anthony Weiner

Usian Bolt is fast a fuck

Doug Bowser is Nintendo of America President

Creflo Dollar is a greedy preacher

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u/ExplorerDisastrous68 7h ago

Nominative determinism.

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u/snuffles00 9h ago

Because I bet he feels it is short for diddler.

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u/MrGDPC 13h ago

He was thinking about becoming a decent human being and his brain violently rejected the idea

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u/karma_the_sequel 12h ago

There is, though — “how Diddy” sounds like “how did he” and is equally accurate.

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u/wilstev 13h ago

It’s ok. I was too busy laughing at “We're told the ambulance pulled out of Fort Dix” to even notice that one.

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u/SunriseSurprise 12h ago

My doctor said you shouldn't pull out of Fort Dix more than twice a day.

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u/ToasterBathTester 12h ago

Body swap time!!! Just like Maxwell

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u/xavPa-64 13h ago

Every single thing I’ve ever learned about Puff Daddy in my entire life has been against my will

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u/FuckThisShizzle 12h ago

That's just the level of consent he appreciates

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u/Dave_Paker 13h ago

Have a little respect. He hasn't gone by that name in decades. It's Peepee Doody now

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u/Turlap 13h ago edited 12h ago

That's already a person. He took another dude's name? Damn. Hes really good! Old blues guitarist.

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u/SpiderRadio 12h ago

Gave me something new to look up and listen to, thank you!!

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u/Honkerman77Gaming 12h ago

Coincidentally, doing things against people’s will is one of Diddy’s specialties

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 12h ago

His name isn't Puff Daddy anymore. It's 37452-054.

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u/TheOgGhadTurner 12h ago

Yeahhhh that’s part of his brand as it turns out.

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u/AkimboGlizzys 12h ago

Take that take that

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u/KnowledgeIsDangerous 13h ago

Probably because he had to clean his own toilet

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u/Mediocre-Cobbler5744 13h ago

He goes to the hospital, meanwhile my brother met a guy in county who had a leg fracture go untreated for at least three months. That was last year and for all I know, he may still be fucked up.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 12h ago

ICE shot a guy that sat in lockup for days with a bullet still lodged in him.

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u/SecondOfCicero 12h ago

I knew a dude who did time and ended up getting a brown recluse bite, which went bad and it was like nobody cared until the thing had gotten grotesque. Diddy is too high profile to get away with that kind of neglect, they dont want the smoke

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u/travelingdrama 12h ago

After 3 months that fracture has healed. Probably not properly, but that bone has fused

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u/Mediocre-Cobbler5744 12h ago

Yeah, that's what I meant by still fucked up. It was already fused when he met him.

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u/rpick6714 13h ago

They cut off his suppliers. Hes in DT's.

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u/MrSatan88 13h ago

Ah yes, DCC.

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u/thatbiguy3000 12h ago

For people who have today off, what are you doing?

I am watching movies and exercising.

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u/CosmicCuntCritter 9h ago

I went to the park and I saw this squirrel

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u/watisgoinon_ 7h ago

Nice! Squirrel friend.

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u/fistedwithlove 12h ago

Same! We just finished Black Dynamite!

"HAHA! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!!"

Dead. Every time

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u/anuncommontruth 11h ago

"But Black Dynamite, we sell drugs to tye community!"

That movie is so fucking quotable.

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u/koala_encephalopathy 11h ago

Euphoria shut the fuck up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look!!

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u/millennial_falcon 11h ago

[Shoots assassin disguised in a donut suit, saves woman.] “How did you know?” Black Dynamite: “Donuts don’t wear alligator shoes.”

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u/Zamzummin 11h ago

Sarcastically, I’m in charge!

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u/Recent_Mirror 11h ago

I just took 3 gummies.

See you fellow travelers on the moon soon!

Also: EVERYONE SHOULD CALL THEIR MOM TODAY.
One day will be the last day you ever speak to her again.

Also (part 2). The gummies are kicking in!

Part 3 - is it weird door dash cookies?

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u/MileHiSalute 10h ago

Who doesn’t love a $27 cookie?

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u/Selmanella 12h ago

Making pulled pork playing video games and trying to get into the wife’s pants.

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u/Knight-in-Gale 9h ago

just take her pants and wear 'em. She'll get pissed off but just apologize after baking her a chocolate cake while wearing her pants. Your experience will vary.

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u/YGigga357 11h ago

So she can pull your pork

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u/Lurking_stoner 12h ago

I’m also trying to get into his wife’s pants

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u/Selmanella 11h ago

Let me know the secret if you figure it out. Dinner should be ready for 6.

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u/Krashkrax 9h ago

Moving into my rebuilt house after I had an unfortunate House Fire bout 10 months ago😊

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u/Vansiff 11h ago

I'm recovering from a kidney infection. So I'm doing fuck all.

Feelsbadman.jpg

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u/Enragedocelot Spotify me Bitch 11h ago

selling all my furniture & no I’m not suicidal

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u/CongoSpaceGurlxx 11h ago

I am rewatching The Orville

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u/paulyp41 13h ago

Word is, he slipped on baby oil and smacked his head

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u/ElPrieto8 13h ago

Thats how Michael Keaton escaped in "Desperate Measures".

Only Andy Garcia can catch him now

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u/ForgotTheFlowers 13h ago

Holy forgotten 90s movie reference, Batman!

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u/Zygoatee 13h ago

I heard the Trump admin got him out because they plan on buying the rest of his oil supply

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u/IllSalad3669 13h ago

His bum is on the Swedish

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u/fripperiffic 13h ago

I feel old for understanding that reference

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u/UserCheckNamesOut 12h ago

The SWEDISH!

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u/Blasphemy33 13h ago

If he gets lucky, he’ll get a disease

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u/NotEnoughHotdogs 12h ago

sweeeeeedish

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u/Corgiboom2 12h ago

Life's not very fun, when they shoot a cannon in your bum

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u/aresef SoundCloud 13h ago

oh no, anyway

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u/Mysterious-Eye8710 13h ago

ahhh... the fake the head injury plan in the letter.😱

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u/Commodus_Wankus 13h ago

Did someone Diddy Diddy?

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u/smr312 13h ago

With no baby oil

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u/AmishHoeFights 13h ago

Did he diddle Diddy?

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u/JiveChicken00 13h ago

Herniated his ego.

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u/OHHHHHHHHHH_HES_HURT 13h ago

baby oil overdose

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u/trinity_nolanite12 🌸⭐️ britney spears stan ⭐️🌸 13h ago

“medical emergency”…
Right…

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u/Dudemanbro88 13h ago

We literally don’t fucking care.

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u/middlebird 13h ago

Diddy wanted that life. Here’s the life.

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u/justbunnies 13h ago

Rich lifestyle withdrawals I’m sure.

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u/Zero7CO 13h ago

Rumor is it’s sailor’s rod….some homeopathic remedies will do the trick.

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u/theblackfool 12h ago

Is that you Dr. Jinx?

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u/Kellygoosecock169 11h ago

Must’ve had some tainted ladies of the night

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u/Kalbex 12h ago

Mother Earth don’t mess around

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u/Pineapplesarentreal 13h ago

The weather is really nice today

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u/redlurker12 13h ago

This is part of the movie right? This is how he escapes. /S

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u/michaelhuman 13h ago

Holy fucking hyperbolic title.

Happened 3 days ago.

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u/Waitin4Godot 13h ago

Oh no. Anyway.

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u/NoBSforGma 13h ago

"...Was conscious and still speaking" may not mean a whole lot. Remember when Natasha Richardson had a skiing accident and hit her head and was "fine" and then died not long afterwards.

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u/RKellysBladder 12h ago

“We're told the ambulance pulled out of Fort Dix around 1 AM ... but, apparently, the injury was not life-threatening, because our sources say he was conscious and speaking when he was taken back to the prison before sunrise Saturday.”

The non-life threatening description was because he was returned to the prison pretty quickly, not just because he was conscious and speaking.

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u/ShowmasterQMTHH 12h ago

Was he coherent?

Wait, never mind....

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 13h ago

May we be so lucky to have that happen to someone who actually deserves it. Ugh

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u/monsterlynn 13h ago

Yep. Just like being in stable condition can just mean the machines are breathing for you as expected.

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u/dragonfliesloveme 13h ago

oh sht they broke Diddy out

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u/BeenDragonn 2h ago

He will be pronounced dead so they can slip him off to that hidden island where epstein is living

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u/yotz-furrz 13h ago

This is one of you guys, isn't it?

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u/wubbalubbazubzub 13h ago

Put him back

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u/StrobeLightRomance 13h ago

He went back, all good. The article says very little because its not an interesting event, he bumped his head and now he's home behind bars.

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u/235iguy 13h ago

A small rodent - a gerbil - was removed from his rectal passage.

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u/wdarling23- 13h ago

Who cares!!!!

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u/ivanreyes371 13h ago

Accidental air bubble in syringe would be very nice

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u/SkRThatOneDude 13h ago

Takes a couple hundred cc's rapidly introduced. The human body is remarkably skilled at dissolving air bubbles in the blood and then removing them to the lungs. You might get lucky with 30 to 50cc and introduce a medical emergency. But most syringes are smaller than that anyway.

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u/MoodyDostoevsky 13h ago

Common tactic

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u/beavis617 13h ago

Maybe an escape attempt, didn’t Mike Tyson hand over a note to Trump from Diddy? I will make my escape attempt in three days, have Fredo Trump Jr and Eric at…. With my escape vehicle or I go to the press and tell them everything!

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u/ciniseris 13h ago

The prison must have run out of baby oil.

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u/besos2400 13h ago

This is where he “dies “ 😏😏😏😏

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u/Choice-Koala-3653 13h ago

Aww, did he fall on a shiv?

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u/Resident_Dog_6589 13h ago

It was a record number of releases...on the bed, in the pool, on the floor, everywhere but the hoes!

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u/wurkhoarse 13h ago

Meeting lawyers about a Presidential pardon.

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u/Milenkoben 13h ago

Choke on dick?

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 13h ago

Ah well.

Hey, what’s everyone’s ideal dessert?

For me it’s mint ice cream with choc mint ice magic, I like to pour it in between the ice cream so I have frozen bits at the bottom. Did that when I was a kid and still do it.

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u/sadical 13h ago

Coconut cake with pistachio ice cream!

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u/snownative86 13h ago

It really depends on my mood, but two of my favorites are both white chocolate ice cream. One with passionfruit, the other raspberry lime.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 12h ago

Tiramisu. I think I could live off of it.

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u/Kagevjijon 13h ago

Oh shit, Diddy done did it now didn't he?

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u/Sethmeisterg 13h ago

Poor baby. Anyway...

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u/rb21391 13h ago

"medical emergency"

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u/Advanced_Let7369 13h ago

Perforated anus.

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u/GringoSwann 12h ago

Gonna be replaced with a Diddy look alike...  Real Diddy will be seen partying with Epztien and Maxwelll..

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u/PashtetKolbasa 2h ago

Oh no, anyways.

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u/Scotsburd 13h ago

Do wah Diddy, Diddy dumb Diddy do

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u/VS0P 13h ago

Just swapping out clones casually

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u/RizzleMeThis1 13h ago

just after mike tyson delivered a letter to trump re: diddy? sounds shady

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u/youropinionisrubbish 13h ago

He was heard telling someone else in the shower "we can do this every weekend. Is that aight wich you? Yeah, keep bangin'."

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u/milaga 13h ago

I heard if you are completely covered in baby oil your skin can't breathe and you suffocate.

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u/Rockyrox 13h ago

His macros are out of sync! He needs more vitamins!!!

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u/StrawberryK 13h ago

We gotta come up with some new insults guys we're getting repetitive.

Now onto the real issue. He's not hurt in the ass or body. They transferred him out under the guise when realistically. He used what he has against people to get off safely.

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 13h ago

hope he’s in pain 🥰

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u/Freddie-Peterson 13h ago

Maybe the parasite got a parasite?

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u/AnonSeven 13h ago

Oh, hell. Not again. Where's Three Leg Joe? Has anyone seen Three Leg Joe?

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u/anon33249038 13h ago

Did he get a backdoor parole? That happens. 

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u/JacquoRock 13h ago

Anxiety attack?;

Dehydration?

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u/loqi0238 12h ago

And now that hes baby-oiled up, the chase begins...

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u/ChickHicks_86 12h ago

The worldwide oil supply crisis finally got to Diddy

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u/DubSelectorXO 2h ago

that nga got dolphin teeth

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u/The_Wilbanks 2h ago

He's gonna end up dead before his release so he cant talk