Given the success of the recent Blood and Sweat Tour it’s become increasingly apparent that these white boys are no longer motionless nor have they been for a long time. Which is why I am suggesting a name change to “White Boys With Hella Motion”

[u/drywalleater05]

[u/atothejhines]

a white boy in motion stays in motion

[u/amidiongitwrong → u/atothejhines]

Ah yes, Offspring’s First Law of Physics

[u/SamWillGoHam]

I also find it odd that they're almost never in white, smh, false advertising.

[u/Particular_Tone_161 → u/SamWillGoHam]

I always like to think that, if they were in white, only then they would be motionless. So its good they arenˋt wearing white as shows would be pretty boring then.

[u/PromotionZackk → u/SamWillGoHam]

"why are you called Motionless In White when you wear all black"

[u/Onecler → u/SamWillGoHam]

I think the band name was a joke about how rare it is to see Chris Motionless wear white if I remember correctly

[u/Striking-Speaker2609 → u/Onecler]

The band name is from bleeding through lyrics 

[u/Onecler → u/Striking-Speaker2609]

Oh

[u/Striking-Speaker2609 → u/Onecler]

Sorry my bad I meant 18 visions! 

[u/hansblixkilldslmshdy → u/Striking-Speaker2609]

18 visions song is Motionless and White. chris tweaked it

[u/hansblixkilldslmshdy → u/SamWillGoHam]

seriously, surprised we haven't all reported them to bbb by now.

[u/KantStopLovingU]

[u/KYPossumLady]

Motion accepted

Court dismissed

[u/FloppyDeluxe]

boyz with less motion then white bois

[u/Evaporatenow]

😂😂😂

[u/BoxGroundbreaking687]

id be behind this decision in a heart beat.

[u/PacYTGaming]

All time favorite band for me now sorry Metallica haha

[u/MissLunaLong]

I thought it was from Metallica

[u/lunastarwitch]

[u/copperhead2099]

I had a similar train of thought when I saw Loverboy recently 🤣

[u/holyhebi]

stealing this image, i just wanted to let you know 💋

[u/drywalleater05 → u/holyhebi]

It’s all yours

[u/BophometTheTrans]

This feels like an appropriate image for all of the money over fans behavior. 

[u/Spoog_McDuck]

Why did you select post

[u/drywalleater05 → u/Spoog_McDuck]

I had a funny post idea and decided to make that everyone else’s problem

[u/hansblixkilldslmshdy → u/Spoog_McDuck]

why did you select comment

[u/thatgirl_ndacorner13 → u/Spoog_McDuck]

Happy cake day!

[u/Nellancher]

Gotta be 15 years old to really post this lol

[u/lornadc → u/Nellancher]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qXhstT3cvt5HFBajuy

[u/lunastarwitch → u/Nellancher]

it's a joke post calm down