r/Millennials • u/bookflow • 9h ago

Discussion Are you tired yet?

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u/impy695 9h ago

Yeah, but being more efficient means you get paid more, right? Right?!?

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u/Sage_Planter 8h ago

Of course. You'll get a 3% cost of living increase and also Susan's job when she's laid off next month. 

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u/Timmy98789 8h ago

Ooooops, management is retracting that raise but you get a pizza party in 3 months. 

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u/LalafellDisaster 8h ago

“Pizza parties” are so juvenile. Nobody is excited to eat shitty fast food pizza unless they’re in grade school. Fuck off with that nonsense.

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u/Timmy98789 8h ago

Sorry night shift, Sheryl and Karen on day shift took the last pizzas home to their kids for dinner. Teehee, maybe next time don't be sleeping at home during the pizza party. Mmmmkay, byeeee. 

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