r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Jul 21 '26

Season 13 - Houston Is this Jose?!

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171 Upvotes

It’s gotta be Jose.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Apr 24 '23

Season 13 - Houston Mr. Whiteboard himself, NoWayJose is unhinged on Hinge

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163 Upvotes

Becoming quite the MaFS dating app whisperer, first hobosexual Matts Tinder, now Jose Lockout…who’s next? 🤣😂

…5’8? 🧐 NoWayJose

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Jan 05 '22

Season 13 - Houston I still don't get the Johnny allure!? 🥴

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237 Upvotes

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Jul 26 '23

Season 13 - Houston I don’t like Johnny. Why do other cast members like him so much?

278 Upvotes

I’m sorry but Johnny has one of the most insufferable personalities and really thinks he’s such a victim in everything. The way he talked to Bao would be reason enough to not want to be his friend. Why was everyone so mean to Bao and not him when he’s literally a bully frat bro? Him and Myrla deserve each other they’re both not great people and very manipulative and mean.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Aug 15 '22

Season 13 - Houston Myrla forgot to switch to her alt account…

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404 Upvotes

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • 1d ago

Season 13 - Houston #JusticeforMyrla Gil Cuero couldn't handle Myrla Feria

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I'm watching season 13 now, and....all I can say is Justice for Myrla Feria. From the beginniingggggg he was mad that she has a lot and expects a lot. How are you mad from day 1, that your wife has standards?!? This should have made him reflect on himself and how he might not measure up to her, instead of throwing her under the bus to the other couples and calling her a diva and princess.

The show indicated that Myrla didn't like the honeymoon and....she was right! Relative to all the other seasons the honeymoon location and hotel was terrible. It truly did look like a senior citizen vacation home. Then he was upset that she likes nice shoes, macaroons, etc. To be honest, none of these were super major or extremely expensive things. Gil never experienced nice things in life, and wanted a woman who could accept less...and that wouldn't be Myrla.

When they moved in together, it was no surprise to me that Myrla never gave him a kiss. Who would find it attractive that their husband wants them to not like a nice house, nice shoes, and feel bad when she has the savings and bank account to make her vision happen! Myrla is living exactly the type of life she wants, and I love that for her.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Feb 23 '23

Season 13 - Houston My hubby met Gil and they FaceTime’d me. 😱 He is sooooo nice!

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437 Upvotes

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Sep 25 '22

Season 13 - Houston I know I’m late to the party but this one is a different type of crazy

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301 Upvotes

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Apr 20 '22

Season 13 - Houston OK...So full disclosure, I'm extremely high off an edible rn...But wtf is this selfie Gil too of himself? My brain can't comprehend what's going on here? 😳...#happy420

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200 Upvotes

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Jun 21 '23

Season 13 - Houston Myrla: I’m not attracted to bald men. Experts: Challenge accepted!

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237 Upvotes

He’s handsome but the experts really need to respect peoples preferences if they truly care about making lasting marriages.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • May 02 '22

Season 13 - Houston Michaela, Rachel, Brett, and Johnny

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78 Upvotes

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Aug 06 '26

Season 13 - Houston Seasons 13 Gil & Myrla… 😳

2 Upvotes

I’m just starting this season and I feel so bad for this guy. They NEVER should have cast this girl. She is an absolute nightmare. Wow!!! Sometimes I think these producers are asleep at the wheel! I haven’t even finished the wedding episode and I guarantee you there’s no way these two end up together.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Jun 21 '23

Season 13 - Houston Oof. Myrla is annoyingly superficial.

92 Upvotes

This girl is so high maintenance, so superficial. I can't STAND IT. Every other word that comes out of her mouth makes me cringe or roll my eyes. I cannot with her! And the fact even 4, 5 days into the honeymoon she still says they're strangers. GIRL STAHP! And would you please kiss the dude?!? How do you not kiss for so long? She says she never kisses on even the third date? I think a kiss at the end of a first date is a sign of a good date! No kiss would feel like rejection.

Anyways. That's my rant.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Aug 22 '23

Season 13 - Houston Myrla didn’t once say Gil’s name?!?

120 Upvotes

I got increasingly annoyed as the season progressed that Myrla not ONCE called Gil by his name?!? It’s always “husband”. Is this a way to not get attached to him? She’s such a piece of work. It’s no wonder she had to resort to this show to get someone to marry her. All she cares about is material things, and tries to find fulfillment through them - which she’ll never find. I feel sad for her, honestly….

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Jul 19 '22

Season 13 - Houston Not a fan of Gil?

87 Upvotes

I’m watching season 13 and I’m not a fan of Gil at all😭? After looking up posts here it seems like he was a fan favorite but in my opinion he was antagonizing and insecure🤔 I also felt like he was a gossip, on epi 8 where he’s trying find out what the girls talked about in their meet up. Then it goes to his confessional where he’s saying Bao might not be as genuine as he thought she was because Johnny isn’t attracted to her… just not seeing many likable qualities in him to me. Anyone else feel this way? Also, I like Myrla. Gil was trying to change her and limit the things she enjoys, red flag

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Mar 12 '23

Season 13 - Houston Michaela is dangerous

117 Upvotes

(Finally watched this trainwreck of a season.) In the reunion show, Michaela said she freaked out at the ranch because she thought of how her dad passed. While that might be sad and true, it doesn't explain her other tantrums. One doesn't flip benches and scream MFer because of grief trauma. In so many ways she is such a good person; that's obvious. But the unpredictable aggression and violence is intolerable. Being on the receiving end of that is traumatic. Zach was right to walk away because her anger is a legal, financial, professional, and personal liability. Michaela, I wish you peace. In your worst moments, I wish you peace and in all times, I wish you all the happiness in the world.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Feb 05 '22

Season 13 - Houston Did we already know this? Rachel and Jose are officially divorced.

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197 Upvotes

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Jul 03 '23

Season 13 - Houston “Bao needs everyone to like her,” says Johnny, who desperately needs everyone to like him.

236 Upvotes

🙄 Johnny is the worst. Why is this not discussed in the reunion??? Even by the experts? I don’t get it.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Aug 27 '23

Season 13 - Houston Myrla

84 Upvotes

I like Myrla. Fight me.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Jan 26 '24

Season 13 - Houston Jonny from season 13 engaged

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102 Upvotes

I personally couldn’t stand the bastard but looks like every pot has a lid. Johnny is engaged to his gf also based in Houston. Hope they don’t have roses at the wedding or he may deface them 😂

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Mar 17 '22

Season 13 - Houston Dating apps are fun!

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304 Upvotes

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Aug 07 '26

Season 13 - Houston Season 13: Bao, I hope you see this‼️‼️‼️

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Bao, I hope you see this message so bad!!!!!!!!!! I’m just watching this season and finished the episode where Johnny tells you you’re too childlike for him. GIRL!!!!!!!!! I am just like you! Actually I’m WAY more childlike with excitement and fun and giddiness. I have a bubble machine on top of my refrigerator! Here’s the thing… I have a man that not only loves me but he loves all of those things about me! It’s not that he accepts me and my weirdness, he celebrates who I am as a human and the fact that he gets to love me. I have no idea how this thing ends up for you or where you are now but please know, you don’t have to change any of those things about you to be loved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Feb 11 '22

Season 13 - Houston Oh, c’mon man. Ain’t nobody saying anything that. 🙄

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125 Upvotes

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Dec 11 '22

Season 13 - Houston Johnny

167 Upvotes

Been posting to this subreddit because I recently finished S13, now watching S12.

Johnny is one of the cruelest people I’ve ever seen put on this show. He obviously has a ton of wounds resulting from the relationship (or lack thereof) that he has with his father. I got confused at certain points because I was trying to figure out if being mean was his natural disposition, or something learned from failed relationships.

Nothing was ever good enough for him & he took every opportunity to bash Bao. And what’s even more infuriating than that is the experts & people around him BARELY did anything to correct this obviously problematic behavior. Even now, most of the cast are friends with him despite knowing the awful way he treated Bao. Every romantic relationship he enters will be doomed if he approaches them with that nauseating attitude.

r/MarriedAtFirstSight • • Jun 27 '23

Season 13 - Houston Dr. Pepper not using a coaster…

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65 Upvotes

Clearly raised in a barn! Perfectly good coasters sitting there. 👀