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u/FoxyB312 Sep 02 '26
He can’t complete even the simplest sentence without saying “fuckin”
“I fuckin like you”
“I have these thoughts about fuckin cheating”
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u/No_Health_5565 Sep 02 '26
I cringed every time he opened his mouth. All he did was curse every other word. He has absolutely no substance. They need to curb the cursing. It started last season. I'm no prude at all but pick up a thesaurus or something...
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u/irelace Sep 01 '26
I'm not buying the narrative that this guy has tons of women at his disposal. Like at all.
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u/Zealousideal-Cow3068 Sep 02 '26
Thank You!! Im sitting there with my wife and im like there's no f#cking way!!!! Dude is a clown...and that god forsaken laugh!! How did those "therapists" come to a decision on some of these people. Don't even get me started on Courtney, Shawn, and the girl that couldn't even stand to be around Devin (i forgot her name).
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u/gorrillalove Sep 03 '26
Every scene I'm yelling SIT UP STRAIGHT! at the TV there's no way women find that attractive
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u/Valuable_Coffee_2111 Sep 01 '26
He seemed proud of his actions and almost like he found it funny. What he really needs to do is cut those nasty long finger nails that he has.
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u/HappyCatPrincess I’m going to respect that Sep 01 '26
I hate long fingernails & he works in the food industry (unless that was a lie).
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u/intergalactikk Mecca & Courtney hate account Aug 31 '26
They should make them write down their decision before meeting up and hand it to the other party in an envelope. That way no one can change their mind or lie to save face
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u/katchin05 Sep 01 '26
Legit what I yelled at my husband! Because I am certain some people are changing it depending on who goes first (not Felipe)
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u/Bullioness Aug 30 '26
I honestly thought that when Tori first saw him at the alter that she would do a Nikki. I was actually baffled and my jaw dropped when she was so accepting, loving and interested in him. I really didn’t think she would find him attractive. She is so out of his league on all levels.
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u/cstallons Sep 01 '26
When they were walking off together she said to him “you’re so hot” and I said out loud HE’S WHAT????
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u/Prior-Foundation4754 Aug 31 '26
You and me both on all of this! I still don’t believe it fully 🤷🏻♀️ I think she has bigger plans for herself, as she should.
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u/Far-Lengthiness-107 Aug 31 '26
I didn't get it! I find him to be SO unattractive! And it feels mean to say, but he kept bragging about how he went from Not to Hot. Really??!! I guess everyone has a type and some people's type is greasy.
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u/NotAnotherAI Aug 30 '26
Did we watch the same clip?? 😂 he 100% wanted to continue to string her along his narcissistic behavior while he went to “therapy” and thought about cheating on her. I don’t he knows a single thing about her lol
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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Aug 31 '26
So true. He wasn’t learning or listening or curious. The worst was in the car letting her solve the issue
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u/Duke_Newcombe My credit score is right at 815 Aug 30 '26
Bro...maintain at least one shred of dignity.
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u/Prior-Foundation4754 Aug 31 '26
Dignity left the building for this man a long time ago. If he could have just leaned into his lovable dork he may have had a little shot. Partying like he does just changes how a person shows up in every aspect of life. Big delusional energy with this one
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u/PettyLaBelle326 Aug 30 '26
There was no decision day bc you told her you’ve constantly thought about cheating you lunatic!
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u/abbyappleboom Aug 30 '26
Who lied to Felipe and told him he's a catch?
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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Aug 31 '26
All the ridiculous women sleeping with him
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u/WailtKitty Aug 31 '26
I think he has to be referring to his fantasies, bc listening to him talk like he’s a ladies man F*ckboi is laughable.
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u/Prior-Foundation4754 Aug 31 '26
It truly is an unpaid internship dating men. It’s like if you can’t bring a full adult to the table that wants to be a partner, don’t sit at the fucking table you aren’t invited.
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u/Virtual-Stress-8907 Aug 30 '26
lol “study after study” got any links then?
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u/Wide_Smoke_7595 Aug 30 '26
so it’s actually your job to educate yourself but i’ll just take one for the team i guess. here are a few.
https://news.umich.edu/exactly-how-much-housework-does-a-husband-create/
https://www.npr.org/2023/04/13/1168961388/pew-earnings-gender-wage-gap-housework-chores-child-care
https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1vzqzy1/study_of_235_heterosexual_couples_found_women_did/
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u/Sea-entrepreneur1973 Aug 31 '26
TLDR: the happiest people on earth are single women and married men
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u/Equivalent-Sand3123 Aug 30 '26
I don't get it. Who are these women? Where are they? I'm not buying it. I worked in the hospitality industry and it's some crazy shit going down but I don't think I could ever get that drunk.
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u/Prior-Foundation4754 Aug 31 '26
It’s coke heads, everybody. Ppl get drunk and high enough and stay after hours at this dudes restaurant..they be feeling fancy lol and guys like Felipe with his false sense of self are emboldened and the cycle continues. It’s gross.
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u/wicked_wtch Aug 30 '26
It's definitely hostesses and waitresses under 25 and too naive to know better.
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u/Snailz4Salez47 Aug 30 '26
His parents must be so embarrassed. I couldn't believe his mom was smiling and waving as if she has any reason to be proud enough to show her face in association with him 😅
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u/Front_Comment_5477 Aug 30 '26
Does he think this is a flex? Does he think he’s the prize??? Omg. I hope he is rejected by the masses. He needs to be humbled. Please ladies say no to Felipe! And any guy like him.
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u/Mediocre-Ordinary934 Aug 30 '26
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SAY NO TO SHOWERS TOO
https://giphy.com/gifs/80hwQs7TdFogQarCi2
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u/New_Personality4125 Aug 30 '26
Good lord 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/iknowu73 Aug 31 '26
He just has the creepiest posture, the way he holds himself.... i don't find him attractive at all
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u/Comprehensive-Act282 Sep 04 '26
What totally gave me the ick was every time he would kiss Tori, and do that crazy look in the eye after.
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u/berserki_ Aug 30 '26
The posture! 😂
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u/Bullioness Aug 30 '26
I would spend some money to correct that posture. I don’t mean surgically. I mean if he spends that much time in the gym, he needs to spend some time fixing his posture . Maybe he has some version of scoliosis, but I don’t think scoliosis goes that angle, but if he doesn’t fix that posture, in 20-40 years, he is going to be bent straight over touching his toes while he walks like an ape.
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u/Pretend_Goal_7311 Aug 30 '26
Plenty of shallow women who want to hook up too. Not surprising they hunt each other out and find felipe
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u/Prior-Foundation4754 Aug 31 '26
But but..if they are shallow why on earth would they pick him. You have to look past soooo much to find the good in him. Thats kinda the opposite of shallow no?
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u/FancyNacnyPants Aug 30 '26
Hope you’re getting all the a$$ you think you can get. On the other hand, Tori will end up with a handsome, sweet, caring and wealthy man because not only is she beautiful on the outside, she is just as beautiful on the inside.
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u/Otherwise_Dream_888 Marriage ain’t for Punks Aug 30 '26
Pastor Cal would have put him in his place, cuz ‘Marriage ain’t for Punks’…
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u/Jinniblack you gon be a clown i’ll bring the circus Aug 30 '26
I forgot that line! Is that a flair????
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u/Interesting-Will5267 Aug 30 '26
this is why i kinda wish on decision day, if you decide yes - you meet at the meeting spot. I think Felipe and Shawn said no because Tori and Nikki said no.
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u/Celistar99 Aug 30 '26
Felipe wanted Tori to say no so that he could look like the good guy who loved Tori but got dumped and women would feel bad for him and want him. He didn't know she would call him out. Shawn would have said yes if Nikki said yes.
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u/SeaNo9132 Aug 30 '26
His mom's face said it all.
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u/8385694937 Aug 30 '26
He acted like Tori owed him to stay in the marriage so he wouldn’t have to…[checks notes]…break his mother’s heart.
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u/karmaKate6 Aug 30 '26
He said he’d only cheated once in his life and blocked it out because it was so out of character. Proceeds to talk about wanting to cheat in the last 5 episodes.
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u/ellybeez Aug 30 '26
Hes so weird for this. Everyone knows he would have comfortably stayed married to her if she was cool with him having sidechicks. (Literally no one is)
But he was such a liar the whole way through bc one of their first on camera convos was how hes a cheater. And then he tried to say that hes a changed man. 💀
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u/Comfortable_Ask728 Aug 30 '26
Oh, Felipe, you're poor fragile ego just had to make sure everyone knew this. Why don't you go ask your mom for a bandaid.
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u/fullmoonlovergirl Aug 30 '26
felipe saying he misses sleeping with multiple women and i’m just baffled on him being able to convince multiple women to have sex with him. I still can’t believe tory did. she did cry after and go sleep on the couch.
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u/Prior-Foundation4754 Aug 31 '26
I would have cried too lol I would have never done it but I def would be so deeply grossed out that I’d cry.
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u/Express_Judgment_319 Aug 30 '26
He’s counting hookers and dudes to this list. He was basically lying bc he knew she was gonna dump him after she slept on the couch. It was all a calculated preemptive strike. If she was dumb enough to stay with him he knew she’d be loyal to him despite what a bad catch he is
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u/fullmoonlovergirl Aug 30 '26
dudes??
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u/Express_Judgment_319 Aug 30 '26
Yes. He’s bi.
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u/Intrepid-Wasabi6044 Sep 01 '26
I noticed on decision day he very prominently wore a flamingo lapel pin. Assuming it had some meaning I googled. The first thing I found was that it’s sometimes used in the swingers community. Although it also can mean a guy who only does upper body workouts and has little skinny bird legs. Which also applies 🦩🦩🦩🦩
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u/twenora86 Aug 30 '26
it's really not hard for someone in the restaurant industry to get laid a lot
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u/alley_whoops Aug 30 '26
who is going to restaurants and wanting to have sex with the staff though?
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u/Cloverhart Aug 30 '26
I've said this a bunch. These are decisions made at 4am fueled by alcohol, maybe drugs and lack of sleep.
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u/charlottesometimes11 Aug 30 '26
The experts were so lame they didn’t even ask about this on the reunion.
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u/CartographerMuch7388 Aug 30 '26
Pretty sure the only women Felipe is sleeping with are eligible for a DUI
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u/chronicmisschris Aug 30 '26
Guys his Threads account is a riot. This is the 2nd of two whole posts in his feed.
Looks like that first post from last month is working, because he only has 133 followers. 😂🤣💀
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u/SebastianPointdexter Aug 30 '26
LoL, being real. I don't think Mecca and Adam have much to worry about when it comes to their dating prospects in the future. Felipe on the other hand is cooked as they say. Tori's line about him cosplaying as player was on target IMO.
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u/curiousleen Aug 30 '26
These men need therapy, not dates
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u/Careful_Tomorrow_653 Aug 30 '26
His mother baffled and rolling her eyes - poor woman, she was like "this cannot be my son"
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u/lawgrrltx Aug 30 '26
I feel like the only play Felipe gets is from women he's overserved in his family's restaurant.
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u/RadicalFemininity Aug 31 '26
I looked into it all and it's not even a family restaurant situation, his father must have $$$ because he keeps snatching up restaurants all over Seattle, now has a Mexican one--they're Brazilian but have not opened a Brazilian spot.
They're all owned by the father and a "business partner" who is always unnamed.
Appropriation for me but not for thee.
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u/sashie_belle Aug 30 '26
Having worked in a restaurant, people treat the owners (and their offspring) like they are rockstars. I think they all assume that having a restaurant that at least appears to be successful = big money. And I suppose it does sometimes, but it's also one of the riskiest businesses ever. So the owner's son working in the family biz even if they aren't all that attractive are likely to get some. Esp. if they appear flashy. I'd imagine Felipe is driving a fancy car, acts like he's rolling in dough.
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u/Alternative_Reply891 Sep 07 '26
Then why on earth did Tori have to drive her broken car to the couples retreat? And what couldn’t Felipe afford a decent haircut?
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u/GeorgiaJeb Aug 30 '26
THIS! 🙌 He’s on a bunch of mulligan lists, guaranteed.
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u/gorrillalove Sep 03 '26
This is hilarious. I always said, "if it only happened once I don't count them"
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u/lawgrrltx Aug 30 '26
Haha... OMG. I have never heard this term before but I am stealing it. Thanks for making my Sunday!
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u/GeorgiaJeb Aug 30 '26
Thanks for the award! And yes- please bring back my early-2000’s sorority girl terminology. I love it! 😆
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u/GeorgiaJeb Aug 30 '26
This was our term in college. 😂😂 (Early 2000’s.) As soon as I typed I was like - do the kids even still say that? They should!!
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u/PistachioGal99 Aug 30 '26
What does it mean??
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u/lawgrrltx Aug 30 '26
I had to go to AI for this one and this is what I got: "a list of people you are "allowed" to retroactively un-hook-up with (or pretend it never happened) due to extreme intoxication or regret." 🤣
Honestly, can confirm this as a real-life need. 🫣
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u/Careful_Tomorrow_653 Aug 30 '26
That's hilarious!!! I never knew that term, I must've pre-dated it. 😆😆😆😆
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u/nomiepants Aug 30 '26
What baffles me about this guy is he's not even good looking. He's looks like a mixture between Mario and Luigi. The only girl hunting him down trying to date him is the girl with daddy issues who wants the challenge of turning the slutty guy into a one woman guy.
I feel for his mother. She probably just wants him to have a normal life. She seems like such a nice woman.
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u/twenora86 Aug 30 '26
beauty is in the eye of the beholder. there are def people out there who'd find him attractive.
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u/nomiepants Aug 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Z7E7YdVLsngVa
His princess is possibly in another castle.
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u/Proper-Aspect-2947 Aug 30 '26
She seems like a nice, beautiful woman and that is all great BUT what she did was baby the hell out of this man and this is what you end up with... A man baby.
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u/scientooligist Aug 30 '26
But she probably also contributed to his extreme sense of entitlement.
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u/bLymey4 Aug 30 '26
Exactly! I would be embarrassed if my adult son acted and said the things he did.
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u/nomiepants Aug 30 '26
I would be embarrassed too! Raising boys to treat women well is a huge responsibility.
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u/ChicaFrom408 In just 8 weeks... Aug 30 '26
He was only going to say yes if Tori allowed him to cheat, and the yes would've been for his mommy.
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u/LogGreen3800 You can go 2 Hell, twice on Tuesdays Aug 30 '26
lol - Damn, he has Omega level Cluelessness.
I’m still tickled that he sees himself as a Playboy, Grown Azz Legal Aged male child who doesn’t understand how to live as an adult, mother and sister shopping and doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, providing his employment.
Really, after how HE EXPOSED himself, who genuinely believes he manages the family restaurant or the manager title is a Nepotism Perk, this clown proved he can’t manage himself, who believes that he can manage a business, much less a restaurant.
Sadly, there’s going to be some gullible women who find him appealing even after seeing the real him and what he has to offer in a long term relationship
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u/ArbyKelly Aug 30 '26
You know, hearing it all summarized like this, and thinking back on his behavior, maybe he's 'slow'?
I mean really, the lack of self awareness, all with a smile is making me wonder. 🤔
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u/Ktipit Aug 30 '26
He’s impaired not only from the alcohol but from years of just being self absorbed and being enabled.
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u/FarfleNougat Aug 30 '26
He’s definitely been coddled which probably stunted his emotional intelligence
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u/clevrhaux Aug 30 '26
I think calling him “slow” is a cop out. He’s just a bad person with low morals. I think he’s smart because he came on the show as a joke and for notoriety.
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u/asubparteen Aug 30 '26
I also think he is CONSTANTLY on some kind of substance, considering his sweatiness and 24/7 withdrawal look
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u/Ktipit Aug 30 '26
I would agree and find it difficult to believe that the “experts” didn’t see that
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u/clevrhaux Aug 30 '26
Absolutely! He gives dirty drug addict. It’s pouring out of him , literally and figuratively
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u/Sea_Poet9170 Aug 30 '26
What’s he talking about? Is he responding to someone?
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u/scientooligist Aug 30 '26
Ya - context would be nice here
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u/chronicmisschris Aug 30 '26
There is no context - this is his 2nd post on Threads. Felipe on Threads
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u/Honey1218 Aug 30 '26
I would have been out when he said he was unsure because he likes sleeping with a lot of women. Then he doubled down and told her he thinks about cheating on her all the time. No thank you.
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u/Ladydoodoo Aug 30 '26
I think production manipulated Tori to stay
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u/Honey1218 Aug 30 '26
That may very well be the reason. She’s so confident and self-assured that this scenario makes sense.
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u/Extreme-Leave-6895 Aug 30 '26
I mean, we saw it on the show when the experts told her she was wrong and that Felipe is not emotionally manipulative. They spend that whole time on her basically manipulating her to stay by telling her everything happening in front of her eyes wasn't actually happening and they would know cuz they're the experts 🤮
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u/Honey1218 Aug 30 '26
I have dealt with “experts” that were completely wrong before (my vet most recently, for example). People go into fields for a reason so hopefully they had the best intentions and not just manipulation for views
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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 Aug 30 '26
But did he though
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u/lilmommabear829 Aug 30 '26
Where did he say no?
Paraphrased; "If we stay together, there's a lot of stuff we need to work on. I have some therapy I need to go to, to figure out what I want in life.
It's not going back to my house, I would feel the most comfortable
going back and cuddling with you at the apartment we were just at. I don't wanna hurt you, and I like you." Add some random f words in there.Then he asked her how she felt, she said she wanted a divorce, he said he wanted to still be friends, she said no. Maybe he "planned" to say no, but telling her he wanted to go back to fucking cuddling at their apartment doesn't sound like it 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Orangebronco Aug 30 '26
The way he sprinkled an "F" bomb every third word was so uncomfortable ... as if he was trying to impart some sort of passion into his words. He's not a great actor, and saying f#ck over and over in a speech intended to demonstrate that his words were genuine did not seem very sincere.
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u/chronicmisschris Aug 30 '26
Oh boy.
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u/Ok-Strain3545 Aug 30 '26
I read this in Sabrina Carpenter’s voice at the beginning of manchild, which, fitting.
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u/jazzy222025 Aug 30 '26
They were dragging him on threads! Lots of funny responses there.
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u/amelsuma 19d ago
He wasn't ready for marriage or to settle down. He was still partying all night during the late interview process. Even later admitting he likes sleeping with a lot of women, etc. This is further evidence that someone with a sex addiction will not just stop/be healed/be sober because they have an amazing partner. No disrespect. Addiction is a beast! But someone else can't fix it for you, or fix you. You have to put in the work and want to change. He wasn't in that place yet.