r/LiveFromNewYork • • 12h ago

Discussion After Dakota Johnson and Shane Gillis, what will the 3 Billion posts about Inde Navarette gonna be about?

maybe it'll be people complaining about her not being famous enough, like with dakota johnson

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u/RJamieLanga 12h ago

I heard a rumor that she's in line to take over for Lorne once he finally retires (or dies).

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u/Wyden_long Hey! That’s my lucky stabbin hat! 12h ago

I have it on good authority that Lorne’s consciousness will be uploaded into some kind of robot or cyborg and that NBC is prepared for Lornebot to rule the network forever.

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u/LeonardoLeonardoL 3h ago

You should write for snl

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u/Rakebleed 10h ago

I heard a rumor she was following him around with a brick.

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u/tyler-86 12h ago

I don't know, but many of them will spell her name incorrectly.

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u/Fastbird33 12h ago

People spell Kenan’s name wrong and he’s been around for 20 years!

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u/Wyden_long Hey! That’s my lucky stabbin hat! 12h ago

Yeah so many people call him Kel.

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u/Toyger_ 12h ago

What? Kel Thompson?

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u/Ok-Variation-4727 1h ago

Heard he likes orange soda

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u/Stoenk 12h ago

listen its a lotta letters

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u/JoshDM clownpenis dot fart 11h ago

I just heard her last name pronounced for the first time (by Hammond announcing next week) and was like "oh, THAT'S how it's pronounced."

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u/dkrtzyrrr 12h ago

john belushi said on a podcast that you can tell if the cast hates the host if their feet form an acute angle during the goodbyes.

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u/OswaldCoffeepot 12h ago

Given the responses to this joke right now, that's just entirely too complex a conspiracy theory for people to wrap their heads around.

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u/inturnaround 12h ago

Really cool of John to not let being dead since 1982 stop him from doing podcasts.

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u/burgonies 11h ago

You're thinking of Lovitz

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u/E4STC04ST0VERD0SE Tomato Orphanage! 🍅 11h ago

RIP

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u/OswaldCoffeepot 12h ago

Dear lord, if people in an SNL sub don't recognize that John Belushi is dead and need the joke explained....

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u/MTVs_DanCortese 11h ago

"People really need to be more skeptical of quotes that they see on the internet." - Theodore Roosevelt

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u/stairway2evan 9h ago

Everything that has ever been typed is true, shut up Teddy.

-Johannes Gutenberg

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u/No-Caregiver8049 7h ago

I wish Jon Lovett was still around. Would love to hear his take.

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u/hylianbeast98 10h ago

Those ad deals from Casper Mattress and Squarespace are just too good to pass on

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u/Background-Jury-1914 7h ago

You’re expecting people on an SNL sub to have a good sense of humor?

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u/withbellson and four other guys named Hans 9h ago

It’s got James Dean in it, in a box.

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u/inplayruin 5h ago

Boner pills aren't going to sell themselves

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u/KumquatHaderach Norm! 2h ago

You hear that Norm? Get back to your podcast!

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u/ba_dum_tiss_ 3h ago

Phil Hartman said on Kill Tony that it's specifically a 63° angle

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u/crone_Andre3000 12h ago

John discovered time travel and came back from the dead?

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u/1776johnross 5h ago

Do we measure the host feet or the cast feet?

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/jscummy 12h ago

Ouija board podcast

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u/LagerthaAllAlong 12h ago

I feel like everyone will be...obsessed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xPGkOAdiIO3Is

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u/your_mind_aches 41m ago

Unless she gets some real stage fright, I genuinely think she could be an excellent host, especially for Halloween.

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u/zabrakwith 12h ago

Sometimes lesser known hosts end up being the best shows. Like last season I had no idea who Coleman Domingo was. I thought the show was great.

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u/jesterincase 11h ago

The way he reacted after he realized his mistake in The Knowledge House remains one of the smoothest recoveries I've ever seen. 

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u/Niclas1127 1h ago

Wild, i didn’t even see the mistake at first

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u/Galactic-stew 11h ago

I haven't watched every episode of the last few seasons, but not knowing who Coleman was before hosting I thought he gave it his all and put on an entertaining episode. Just committing to the bit is half the battle and I think he committed to them all. My favorite hosting performance in a while.

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u/Outside_Pie_9037 12h ago

What if I told you that I also loved that episode?

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Ozzel Now THAT'S a STAR TREK! 11h ago

Sing is fun, but it’s Sing Sing that he’s in, which is indeed fantastic.

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u/tigerbrave62 7h ago

You had the chance to do a “what if I told you?” Riff

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u/ba_dum_tiss_ 3h ago

Jerrod Carmichael's monologue was half about how he's the least-famous host ever and it's an all-time monologue imo

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u/Cerblu 12h ago

Which one of the SNL cast members will come out and join Inde during her monologue and make the “frowny face”?

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u/JohnnySkynets 11h ago

Feels squirmy to me

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u/JoshDM clownpenis dot fart 11h ago

Ashley like last week's cold open.

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u/illegal_deagle 4h ago

It seems like she wants to distance herself from it, wouldn’t be surprised if it’s not done at all.

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u/your_mind_aches 43m ago

I doubt she's gonna distance herself. They're gonna do awards campaigning, so referencing it on SNL makes sense. She just doesn't want to be typecast (and she already landed Rogue and probably has stuff lined up before that so it'll give her a path out of it after awards season).

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u/CUCUC 11h ago

i put $100 on her saying the n word on the kalshi app. 

aside: i didn’t do that and this was a reference to the suspicion that Gillis said the f word to fulfill some sort of illicit backdoor agreement with a betting app 

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 12h ago

I think more people were disappointed in Dakota's wooden performances than her lack of fame.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Xc_runner_xd_player 11h ago

I don’t think being a bad actress is a style of acting

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u/jscummy 12h ago

I think its more just that they like to complain about anything they can

SNL fans are like a lot of other long running franchise fans that pretty much hate the product but watch it regardless

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u/yumyumapollo SNL 12h ago

We'll still be on Shane Gillis.

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u/chmcgrath1988 12h ago edited 12h ago

Honestly, from a discussion standpoint, it was smart for Lorne to schedule Shane right before an off week to get everyone riled up about the show.

It's an election year in the States though so if we're still debating Shane Gillis in three weeks (with said election 2-3 days away), America is truly doomed!

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u/jscummy 12h ago

Half this sub has the most bizarre hate boner for Shane. The monologue was a bit weak for sure, rest of the episode was excellent

You'd think he killed a puppy during the show if you see some people's reactions though 

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u/burgonies 11h ago

Killed a puppy? Where do you think green ham comes from?

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u/GildedWhimsy 10h ago

I agree, it was a great episode and I don’t get the hate.

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u/LoveButton 12h ago

I'm so glad I'm not alone in this opinion.

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u/Kennadian Say that to my whip 12h ago

People have been brainwashed to extremes by social media. They associate him with Rogan and that's that. He must be evil. He must be bad. Every time he hosts, the virtues must be signaled. 😕

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u/filledor 11h ago

To be fair, he went out of his way to associate himself with Rogan during his monologue.

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u/strangelyliteral 9h ago

He associated himself with Rogan? And no one forced him to give that monologue.

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u/Cozum 11h ago

“they associate him with Rogan” lmao how can you type this and be taken seriously

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u/lexalander 10h ago

They associate him with Rogan

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

What are they gonna do next?!? Associate him with the other guy he specifically mentioned in his monologue?!?!

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u/Kennadian Say that to my whip 10h ago

You dont even seem to comprehend my point. Like not even 1%.

The way you guys think that everyone must shit on Rogan or else they must agree with him 100% makes no sense. You guys would cut off your own nose to spite your own face.

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u/lexalander 10h ago

Stavros is friends with them but he calls out their bullshit so people that don't like Rogan & co are cool with him.

You don't get it.

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u/NotsoNewtoGermany 5h ago

I think they comprehended your point. They're just mocking you and the point. And rightly so. It was hilarious.

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u/Rich_Pumpkin9117 2h ago

Cheeks monologue aside, I thought he was pretty funny in the sketch portion of the competition. The sketches were good anyway.

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u/petit_cochon 5h ago

He went on live national TV and called women whores. If course incels love him.

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u/JoshDM clownpenis dot fart 11h ago

We'll still be on Bitch Hips.

ftfy

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u/cia218 3h ago

I’d definitely want a Kelly Clarkson bird joke somewhere

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u/DrSpaceman575 11h ago

“Inde Navarette refuses to fix the crisis in Gaza, opting instead to tell jokes and dance around on television”

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u/Illustrious_Bee_7173 12h ago

Maybe she has groundbreaking takes on women dressing like whores and fat bitch sisters. Who knows?!

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u/VampireOnHoyt 11h ago

Just do Shane's monologue again, word for word

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u/CaptainDogParty 12h ago

Honestly, it would be hilarious if she did

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u/KumquatHaderach Norm! 2h ago

I went to workout at the gym last week, and I thought I’d film myself in my sluttiest outfit. I posted it on TikTok, but the funniest thing: I caught Shane Gillis in the background squinting at my ass!

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u/Impossible_Break698 9h ago

Ya'll are upset about the "fat bitch sisters" line too?

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u/Illustrious_Bee_7173 8h ago

Not upset personally, but I did find it unfunny and cringy.

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u/iwatchtrazhaldayy 9h ago

More upset that they won’t get an attractive male host and instead let this chubby short guy to host. He has little dick energy and women want something nice to look at. If I can tell a guy gets winded and sweaty from a single sit up I can’t pay attention to anything he spouts. Ugly men can’t be funny.

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u/Impossible_Break698 8h ago

Wow, thank you for turning the toxic masculinity around so my dumb male brain could see what was wrong with Shane Gillis's disgusting rhetoric! Thank you!

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u/iwatchtrazhaldayy 8h ago

What do you mean? It was just a joke. Stop getting offended over every little thing 🙄

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u/Illustrious_Bee_7173 8h ago

I take it Yandex is back online..

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u/Background-Jury-1914 6h ago

I mean I gotta say… comedically speaking I think it’s more true that MOSTLY ugly men are funny lol. Comedy was made for the uggos not the good looking.

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u/iwatchtrazhaldayy 6h ago

Only if they’re the butt of the joke

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u/NonHumanPrimate 12h ago

Maybe it’s just time to shut down this sub. We had a good run!

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u/OswaldCoffeepot 12h ago

I disagree.

This hasn't been a good run.

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u/MTVs_DanCortese 11h ago

JHC reddit is hot garbage these days but it's practically an 18th century Paris salon compared to the cesspools that Facebook, Instagram and Ex Twitter have devolved into. Everywhere is either people trying to sell you something or social lepers picking fights over minutiae because they have nothing better to do

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u/NonHumanPrimate 6h ago

I’d love if they all shut down, tbh

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u/Hot-Mathematician-26 11h ago

We should be very prepared to find out she has a bad opinion about something by the end of the week

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u/GeologistIll6948 10h ago

(it's Johnny Depp)

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u/obert-wan-kenobert 12h ago

"I can't believe they'd invite her to host after she made that poor innocent cat into a sandwich!"

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u/Ok_Function2282 12h ago

It's going to be the same shit in the other direction, people will act like she can do no wrong and was a gift from god. 

There is no normal for this sub, it's either the best thing they've ever seen or literally Satan

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u/lexalander 10h ago

This comment is normal.

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u/0032brl 12h ago

With no expectations she has the best chance of doing well and we'll get a week of "is this season actually great?"

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u/GoodtimeZappa 11h ago

They will start the title of their post with either "Guys" or "Guys we need to talk".

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u/Ceorl_Lounge 12h ago

I'm gonna cross my fingers and hope she's unexpectedly great. I may be old, but I still have hope in my heart.

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u/Jealous_Difference44 12h ago

People will say shes a pick me but snl's turn to do it

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u/crone_Andre3000 12h ago

Inde is actually talented...

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u/CullenLX87 12h ago

seriously, imma bout to be done with this sub. who gives a flying fuck

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u/LPB39 12h ago

Gettin weird this season, for sure

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u/MTVs_DanCortese 11h ago

Some people get paid for their opinions. Everybody else gives them for free on platforms owned and operated by multi-billion dollar publicly traded companies. That's exactly how much most opinions are worth these days

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u/DawnKeyOat 12h ago

Gonna be so much horny posting. Which I’ll take over the Gillis and Johnson posting tbh

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u/gurgle90000 12h ago

I don't know anything about her but hopefully she's a great host

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u/Delicious-Leg-5441 12h ago

Don't worry. She will give the monologue and then Grace Reiter will take over the show. Weekend Update will interrupt Grace Reiter and she will be back on to run late and we won't see the goodnights.

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u/Popular_Material_409 11h ago

At the very least she’s a great actress so her performances in the sketches should be good

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u/1776johnross 12h ago

I don’t know her, but is she funny?

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u/fettytat 11h ago

i think so. but i’m sure plenty wouldn’t agree! she actually has a personality, i don’t think anyone can disagree there lol

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u/holadilito 4h ago

She won’t be funny for people who can’t take a joke. So in other words, she won’t be funny for 90% of this sub.

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u/Letterkenny-Wayne 6h ago

Eh. A lot of people call her a “pick me”, but I don’t really think that’s accurate, she’s just one of those people who’s kinda always making themselves, intentionally or not, the center of attention. Which…idk we’ll see how it goes but I generally wouldn’t attribute that personality type to a good host.

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u/sarahbagel 4h ago

Tbh I feel like that personality type is pretty neutral to whether or not they make a good host - like I definitely think it hurts if a cast member has that energy (and doesn’t have the chops to back it up), but the host is pretty much always a leading role in every sketch they’re in by default, so being a bit of a spotlight-seeker doesn’t hurt as long as you are otherwise cooperative and a good performer. I think where it really hurts is if someone is not just an attention-seeker, but they are too self-centered in general to work well with the cast/crew.

For Inde, people have spoken highly of working with her (not that that clears a super high bar), and she seems to have outgoing enough of a personality where I have some optimism. But honestly I feel like people either gel or don’t gel w SNL, and it’s hard to guess sometimes

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u/Loud-Situation1605 4h ago

Ellen didn’t invite her so no

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u/tburtner 12h ago

Who said Dakota Johnson wasn't famous enough?

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u/_frank_tank SNL 11h ago

She’s famous. She just had the charisma of vegetable scraps

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u/AccomplishedShop8338 10h ago

Weird tho cuz she’s been a good host before

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u/suck-it-elon 12h ago

I fucking love her

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u/katchaa 12h ago

I love her more than anyone in the whole world

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u/Frequent-Proposal475 10h ago

This might be the most insufferable subreddit on this entire website. I’m so glad SNL has you guys to be their personal warriors to defend them from any criticism whatsoever. Just absolute losers all of you

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u/CaptainSmallz 10h ago

Except for me of course. But everyone else!

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u/NeoZ33D 4h ago

😂

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u/NIN10DOXD 12h ago

That sure will be a reach for them to make after Obsession blew up and she is mowing going to be a major character in X-Men.

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u/OldSaltFish_Ct 11h ago

Probably that she’s actually talented as opposed to the previous 2 weeks.

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u/Monctonian 10h ago

She seems to have a cult following so I’m expecting lots of praises even for the mid sketches

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 10h ago

Famous ,the problem with Dakota is that she sucked

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u/mXonKz 10h ago

people will call her an industry plant or something

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u/ElfYamadaFairyQueen 10h ago

Trump cold open.

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u/sap91 10h ago

"I'm old and don't know who this person IS"

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u/Unable-Literature451 10h ago

The dreadful writing is always an easy bet. 

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u/the6thReplicant 9h ago

The large number of sketches that required her to stick her tongue out.

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u/4k3i6en3idi 8h ago

What were the post about Dakota Johnson about?

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u/Wild_Height_901 8h ago

Being a nepo baby

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u/GraticuleBorgnine 5h ago

Gracie Abrams will get that treatment.

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u/TheShipEliza 6h ago

So braindead nonsense got it

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u/Rich_Pumpkin9117 2h ago

That’s the rule. That’s the goal now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/n54EDcF4sMW1VWUX8X

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u/Competitive_Key_2981 7h ago

“Who mogs more, Inde or Dakota?”

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u/spellboi_3048 when you hold the pinwheel, it has colors 3h ago

Someone'll probably bring up her supporting Johnny Depp during his divorce with Amber Heard when that whole maelstrom was going on. Idk if enough people still care enough about that too talk about it excessively. It's just the most controversial thing about her so far.

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u/YuppiesEverywhere 12h ago

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u/Colonel_Gipper 12h ago

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u/ScorpionX-123 12h ago

no no no no no no don't do that

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u/sagitta_luminus 12h ago

I thought we were having a nice daaaaaayyyyyy

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u/workawaymyday 12h ago

The star of obsession

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u/YuppiesEverywhere 11h ago

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u/radiocure_502 7h ago

It’s definitely worth a watch. One of the best horror / thrillers I’ve seen in a while

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u/Clayble 4h ago

Are you bragging that you don’t watch good popular movies?

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u/Glittering-Chain-234 11h ago

I mean… Gracie Abrams is the musical guest so Inde might be spared by people having to listen to Gracie wheeze through her nothing burger songs.

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u/7thpostman 11h ago

What should people post about?

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u/avoozl42 11h ago

She'll drop an F bomb too

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u/matteblatte 11h ago

I just want a sketch where all cast is under the sad smile curse and Inde is just happy

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u/n_mcrae_1982 11h ago

Gotta love the irony if she’s the host no one is “obsessed” with.

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u/standardissuegreen 11h ago

Brb. Going to make my own high-level post to respond to you.

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u/Ozzel Now THAT'S a STAR TREK! 11h ago

Probably by saying Obsession is overrated.

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u/JoshDM clownpenis dot fart 11h ago

Inde Navarette

I hope they do a CW Superman & Lois reference somewhere.

Her TV dad suddenly started embracing heretofore unexplored Hispanic roots by inexplicably referring to her character as "Mija" halfway through season two.

I suspect that was when a writer from CW Riverdale who had Mr. Lodge constantly refer to his daughter Veronica as "Mija" joined the S&L writing staff.

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u/Sea_Awareness_8250 10h ago

Her love of Johnny Depp?

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u/canarinoir 10h ago

hopefully that the sketches she's in are good/funny

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u/panamaquina 10h ago

Honestly feels like this could be the best of the season cus the other hosts are actively trying to be hated; and Jalen was such a big zero. We’ll see!!

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u/Born-Independencej2t 10h ago

I hope they don’t waste her. She could be a great asset in turning the season around after the mediocre first weeks.

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u/mdervin 9h ago

She’s going to say Bear was the victim.

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u/oliversmokinoken 6h ago

I’d say you must be fun at parties but I’m somehow doubtful that you’ve ever been invited to one lol

Using AI to scrutinize someone’s grammar on REDDIT is a new low even for the internet though, thanks for the laugh

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u/jchiaroscuro 6h ago

Well the bar has been set low so hopefully she flies like a magical Unicorn right over it!!

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u/DonaldDick1946 6h ago

Honestly I can't imagine her not absolutely knocking it out of the park. She seems like a fun hang

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u/Appropriate-Self-540 5h ago

Who said Dakota Johnson wasn’t famous enough lol

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u/GraticuleBorgnine 5h ago

First I have to learn who she is.

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u/nyXhcinPDX Started with Rob Lowe/Spice Girls 5h ago

How Zoomers are ruining SNL

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u/JadedProfessional307 5h ago

Maybe a Toy Story mockumentary including Jeremy Culhane's Randy Newman impression including JAJ as Bob Dylan trying to sing You've Got a Friend in Me, but he forgets the words. That idea is based on a true story when Steve Jobs wanted Bob Dylan to do music for the movie.

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u/Iam_a_Jew 5h ago

Anyone have a contact to Lorne? I wonder if we can get an overhead shot during goodbyes so we can measure how far back the cast is from the host

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u/Ace20xd6 4h ago

Everyone's gonna be obsessed with Lana Lang's daughter. Superman would be disappointed with your weird comments

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u/EddyVonSputnik 3h ago

lol this preemptive show weakness/obvious pander pick defensiveness gets left up all day, but discussing great contemporary comedians on the potential rise ahead of the curve gets removed within 5 minutes.

Got it, SNL stays relevant and good.

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u/WhyAreYallFascists 2h ago

Dakota Johnson can do no wrong after that Calvin Klein commercial that sent gooners to their caves.

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u/Fragmentvictory 1h ago

Inde's made for the show people will love her

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u/wideworld_1260 1h ago

Well, as is the usual, a neophyte host gets top notch backups.The retturn of David S Pumpkins? Jon Hamm in relief?

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u/Think-Hospital7422 Li'l Blaster 37m ago

I just hope she doesn't fall in love with me.

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u/Mountain-jew87 12h ago

Hope she doesn’t call out slutty gym girls they’re off limits bruh

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u/BadgerSaw 12h ago

Hot

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u/Jaschndlr 11h ago

They should do a gym girl skit and bring back Shane

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u/danwhiteorg 10h ago

MFW people in the SNL sub post about new SNL episodes: 🤢

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u/strangelyliteral 9h ago

Let’s actually see how she does first. Part of the reason the takes were so hot with Dakota and Shane was because they’ve both hosted twice. At this point, people either like them as hosts or don’t; the episode itself largely just reaffirmed that bias.

Inde has a clean slate; if she does well and the writing is there, folks will love her. Even if the writing isn’t there, if she stands out, she’ll get an overall favorable view like Connor Storrie last year.

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u/OsmosisJonesisballin 12h ago edited 12h ago

Shes not even that pretty

EDIT: To all the illiterate GenZs downvoting me, please read the post.

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u/Lavaswimmer 12h ago

She’s so pretty that they need to bring back Matt Schatt

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u/oliversmokinoken 11h ago

The irony in attacking other people’s literacy when you can’t even write in complete sentences.

“She’s not even that pretty.” Sounds like your own opinion that you’re stating.

“They’re going to complain that she’s not even that pretty.” Wow! You got your thoughts across in a non-ambiguous way, look at that

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u/TLu_03 12h ago

Uhhhh WHAT

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u/OswaldCoffeepot 12h ago

People have context disabled.

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u/Relevant_Paint153 12h ago

She looks racially ambiguous so she’ll probably get a pass in this sub from the people who are complaining the loudest about Shane Gillis.

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u/DarklySalted 12h ago

I hope one day, for your sake, you stop being a chud

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u/thecricketnerd 12h ago

A pass in regards to what? People love her acting and personality, she's coming in with a huge advantage that has nothing to do with race

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u/dkrtzyrrr 12h ago

we’re not talking about ppl, we’re talking about redditors

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u/thecricketnerd 12h ago

Gillis is a polarizing figure regardless, this isn't really a worthy comparison

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u/Relevant_Paint153 12h ago

Exactly. So even if she was as bad as Gillis was the subreddit isn’t going to implode like it has this week. So the original question asked is irrelevant.

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u/thecricketnerd 12h ago

Indeed, and it has nothing to do with racial ambiguity

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u/Relevant_Paint153 12h ago

I think it’s okay to admit that a white man is inherently more unlikable than other gender and race combinations.

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 11h ago

Gillis was hilarious. The episodes before him hosting were unwatchable, it was nice to have some actual laughs again. Hopefully they ride that into this weekend