Memorial Day a few years back a lady just walked up to my car window and hit me🥲 car was off so I couldn’t roll the window up lol. Only charged w harassment and a few hours at the station

Had a random gash in her arm and got blood in my eye, had to get 7 hepatitis shots and a few weeks of antibiotics

This feels very ridiculous, but I need some way to feel that my fuck you was heard by at least one other person.

From the bottom of my heart I want to say Fuck You Ikea.

Assembling the Eket storage set has been the most infuriating thing ever.

Your bullshit fucking instruction with stupid moron squiggly men telling you to call Ikea who actually has not technical support for helping you put things together.

Your terrible bullshit designs using cheap easy-to-lose crap that sometimes need to be altered to work.

I thought Ikea was supposed to be good. Like for the people, affordable, good quality, easy.

What the fuck.

Every part of this experience was infuriating. I've never cursed anyone more than the motherfuckers who put together and packaged this product. Jesus Christ.