Humpdumpling.

I couldn’t include all the items on her amazon wishlist so I posted the most relevant ones.

For anyone wondering who's not familiar with the USA, Colorado is insanely expensive to live in. I reported a tip to the labor board.

This lady is a repeat offender in a local group. All of her posts are like this or worse. One was looking for someone to let her move into their home, and had a list of demands a mile long, including the religion they MUST be. I’m sure you can guess which one. Another post was looking for a home church but demanded ONLY old time gospel music.
First pic is the post she replied to, followed by the “real needs”.

UPDATE- You guys asked, so I found pic 4 from today. She’s piggybacking on someone else’s post, and apparently needs a town bed now.
I’m going on a deep dive to see if I can find the “roommate” post.

Came across this post randomly on fb. Someone in the comments said this person posted this twice already. I feel like it’s gotta be rage bait though.

Huh? This Person is All OVER the Place!!!

OP dirty deleted when the replies didn't go their way. 😂😂

For context this just happened to me this morning

Comments included. I had to include the pic bc he’s topless w/ some nip showing in his crowdfunding to give a preview for y’all as he may join his wife for your viewing pleasure. 🥳

Just saw this on my Nextdoor feed.....

"My next🚪 account got banned for a while but back up, I moved to a new place on september 16 I moved out of apartment I had to to leave my bed and a lot of stuff behind due to I didn't want to bring no bugs to my new place and my bed was falling apart as well but I'm in need of furniture and dishes and microwave and alot of house stuff I got a 2 bedroom and 2 full bath apartment so I want to make the second bedroom into a man cave and the second bathroom into spider-man or anything with heros or mortal kombat for my boyfriend who lockup at the moment but I'm hoping I can get help with furniture and dishes and everything I need I'm laying on 3 exercise mats on the carpet I only grab a few cups and bowls and plates and silverware but no pots and pans and I have no couch just one chair for one person to sit in and no bed and I left my TV and microwave behind because I didn't want to mess up the TV if I was to spray for bugs and microwave was going out and had bugs so that's why I left it BUT IF ANYONE Can HELP ME OUT With Furniture And Don't Mind Delivery And Carrying Upstairs Because I Only Ride The Bus And Walk I Don't Have No Way To Pickup Anything And I Have A Metal Plate In My Left Arm So I Can't Carry A lot Or Anything Heavy Depends On What It Is But If Someone Can Help Me Out PLEASE Let Me Know I Would Appreciate It"

I had a very large rug that I listed for $5 to avoid being inundated by “ith dis uhvailuhbull?¿?¿?” but even wrote “free” at the bottom of my description. This damn woman wasted so much of my time. My partner said I should have been snippier with her after the whole “woe is me” paragraph. I thought at least she was on her way to pick it up. But then I get the “this is too much” message and she has the nerve to block me so I can’t even give her a review. Tempted to make a fakebook just to leave her a bad review and waste her time with stupid messages . I have a feeling she was hoping to resell it.
Eventually the rug went to a prompt and grateful mom who didn’t care about the minor stain and still tried to give me $5 for it.

He apparently wants someone to give him a gas card to use every week. At least people called him out!

I’m giving away perfect condition tv cabinets and a bed frame for free. Decided to give away for free since Im asking for someone to pick up from the 2nd floor and take everything at once. High interest and already found someone to take it but just wanted to share this convo I had with one woman….

People on facebook marketplace are a whole other level of entitled

I just had a baby a few months back, and moved home because of the baby. My friend from high school is currently 4 months pregnant with a baby of the same gender.

I’m financially more well-off, and she’s lost her job before she found out she was pregnant and her husband makes just enough for the both of them. I truly feel for her and told her I’m happy to set some items aside for her baby later, as we don’t plan on having anymore.

So I love spoiling my baby with nice items once in a while - we purchased a hand-smocked outfit from a local artisan to celebrate baby’s 6 months; and my goal is to keep it for them as memory, maybe even something they can hand down to their own children in the future. Other than that my baby uses well … normal children clothing.

My friend recently came over, and she’s still only 4 months in so I haven’t set aside much for her other than some brand new nursing bras, underwear, body oil, and belly band that were gifts and didn’t fit quite right (underwear not tried on). For baby, I’ve already set aside most of the newborn clothing; most of which were used at most twice, and some completely brand new because I gave birth to a much larger baby than expected.

But then, she started pointing at things and calling dibs on things that she wanted as hand-me-downs. This includes the bathtub (okay), footed pyjamas (okay), bouncer (okay), breastpump (huh?), crib (huh?), and some of the custom outfits we had made.

I told her we’ll get to that, but some items are off limits. Some have sentimental value and other items I likely will still use when her baby arrives.

Now she’s telling me I’m being very very picky choosy and only wanted to hand her down really ugly old clothing as if she’s Goodwill. Had a whole crying session about being poor and me making her feel like she should only get “cheap shit” (honey the baby clothes I got and handing down to her were from burt’s bees baby, seed, and peter alexander they’re not luxury but they weren’t cheap)

Now I’m tempted to actually just donate all of it to someone else who would actually be happy and not choosing beggars about it.

Edit: I texted her to say I will choose what she gets and she’s not a happy camper. I called her a polite version of a choosing beggar, so I’m not the bigger person. I decided to drop off my stuff to a women’s shelter and a local health center (they welcome underaged mothers and support them so they take baby items).

I’m really confused on what’s being asked here. Not sure if it counts either

How dare a social media account exist without freebies?

Not posting this to shame the OP at all. She was asking for help and that’s totally fair.

It’s the comment underneath that got me. People were giving her names of specific food banks, churches, etc. in her area, including places close enough to walk to since she said she has no transportation.

But apparently that doesn’t count as helping unless you’re personally buying her groceries, so everyone else should just “keep quiet.”