https://chatgpt.com/share/69d3281a-ae78-8333-a7f2-083d51e95daf

Made using chatgpt images v2.5 and minimax h3 max!

Ironic lol

https://chatgpt.com/share/699cdf6f-b010-8001-962d-f89a594b24b0

So I'm a "Senior Data Analytics Consultant" (fancy title for someone who makes Excel charts) and thought it would be funny to see how ChatGPT would explain my job to a kid.

Me: "Explain what a Senior Data Analytics Consultant does, but make it simple enough for a 5-year-old to understand."

ChatGPT: "A data analytics consultant is like someone who counts things for other people because those people are too busy or don't know how to count very well themselves.

Imagine if your mom asked you to count all the toys in your room, but instead of doing it herself, she paid a stranger to come over and count them. Then the stranger makes a colorful picture showing that you have 10 cars, 5 dolls, and 3 blocks, and gives it to your mom like it's some big discovery.

That's basically what a data consultant does, except instead of toys, they count things like 'how many people bought ice cream on Tuesday' and then make pretty charts about it."

I've never felt so professionally attacked by such an accurate description 😭

The worst part? I sent this to my mom and she replied "Oh, so you're the toy counter! That makes sense now."

I have a Master's degree.

Tried explaining it to my 6-year-old nephew. He said "So you count stuff? I can do that too. Want to see?" and proceeded to count to 47 before getting distracted by a butterfly. Kid's not wrong.

My coworker saw this and asked ChatGPT about her job as "Marketing Strategy Director." Apparently she "helps companies decide what colors to make their pictures and which words sound the most exciting when trying to sell people things they probably don't need." She's now having an existential crisis too.

What's your job? Let's see if ChatGPT can destroy your self-worth in under 100 words 💀

Full prompt:
Redraw the attached image in the most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way possible. Use a white background, and make it look like it was drawn in MS Paint with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want.

From CHOI on 𝕏: https://x.com/arrakis_ai/status/2049689793118998717

From nic on 𝕏: https://x.com/nicdunz

I had to try it myself