r/ChatGPT • • Sep 12 '26

Funny Skyrim: Soviet Edition

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u/svuhas22seasons Sep 12 '26

It just slowly turns into fallout

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u/MRV3N Sep 12 '26

Skyrim is just Fallout with swords.

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u/Mr_Pogi_In_Space Sep 12 '26

Like how StarCraft is Warcraft with spaceships and guns

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u/Beibzi Sep 12 '26

Starcraft is warhammer 40k without the rights to the ip.

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u/firemage27 Sep 12 '26

And Warcraft is just regular Warhammer without the rights to the ip

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u/Kriss3d Sep 12 '26

Actually wow was supposed to be Warhammer.

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u/Ancquar Sep 12 '26

Except that the modern tyranids are actually based on the zerg more than the other way around.

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u/Beibzi Sep 12 '26

IMO the zerg look so much better, they are way better designed than the tyranids, they SHOULD take more inspiration from them. Some tyranids look so damn silly, like growing swords that they hold in their hands, as opposed to what the hydralisks have, those scythe hands look badass. Or the tyranids that grow guns that they hold in their hands, instead of having some sort of orifice that they shoot stuff from specialized glands. Too many tyranids look like men that are bugs with bug themed human weapons instead of bugs with actual biological weapons.

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u/Ancquar Sep 12 '26

Still better than what tyranids looked like in 2e, before they were zergified in 3e

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u/Fissminister 29d ago

True. The zerg feel alot more like an insectoid race. Tyrannids look more like dinosaur men with carapaces

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u/Kriss3d Sep 12 '26

Indeed. If yo look at how the starcraft spacemarines suit up it's not that different from the Emperors finest.

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u/Beibzi Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

That Starcraft 2 marine suit up cinematic IS SO BADASS!

I think i'll go watch it again now, it's so awesome.

Edit: Although, now that i think about it, since that suit is his prison and he can't take it off, he must stink so hard in there, and the poo and pee tubes i assume he has must chafe real hard after a while. Hope those marine scientists thought about it and cared enough to leave a bit of space and put some holes in so they can flush some water inside the suit to clean it up once in a while.

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u/Kriss3d Sep 12 '26

I would always assume that they have a certain limited service time after which they are free. Though I would doubt the suit would not be removable foe things like sleeping and cleaning and such. The welding would likely just be cut open.

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u/Beibzi Sep 12 '26

Yea, i think they do have a set time to serve after which they would get to be free, or else they wouldn't fight, but i think the armor stays on until they finish their time, since it also serves as their executioner in case they start doing bad things, in which case it will just blow them up.

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u/fade_ Sep 12 '26

And Star Trek is just middle earth in space. Humans, Elves and Orcs

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u/Elurdin Sep 12 '26

Fallout 4 is just skyrim with guns.

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u/livahd Sep 12 '26

Fallout is just doom with talking

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u/MooseAccomplished181 Sep 12 '26

Doom is just Wolfenstein 3d with demons.

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u/SculptusPoe Sep 13 '26

Wolfenstein is just PacMan with Nazis.

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u/FischiPiSti 29d ago

PacMan is just Pong with ghosts.

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u/Suitable_Matter Sep 12 '26

Fallout is Oblivion with guns

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u/CptMcDickButt69 Sep 12 '26

This is S.T.A.L.K.E.R erasure. Scene at 1:00 is Stalker in everything but the centaur.

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u/travizeno Sep 12 '26

that monster was kinda freaky lookin

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u/DivePalau Sep 12 '26

A centaur from Fallout.

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u/svuhas22seasons Sep 12 '26

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u/InsertCleverNickHere Sep 12 '26

Incredible monster design. Their disgusting mishmash of parts, the way they lurch toward you, it feels like you're doing them a favor by ending their existence. The only improvement would be to randomize them, so that each creature was a unique mutation of disgusting parts.

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u/FyouinyourA Sep 12 '26

I always thought the tall aliens from the fallout 3 DLC were the most creepy. And then in vats you could shoot the top of their head off lol

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u/Kriss3d Sep 12 '26

That's what I partly expect of future games in general.

Imagine npcs being Ai controlled so they react more natural to you. And more individual.

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u/HungHippoHippy Sep 12 '26

Using AI to create a unique experience with NPCs is one of the few things I want to see with AI. Imagine NPCs reacting in real time to what you've told them.

It'll be a huge mess at first, but they'll eventually be awesome.

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u/FischiPiSti 29d ago

I would argue they were worse in the originals. They looked like they would slither over you and just assimilate you, like the Thing

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u/United-Dot-6129 Sep 12 '26

That new office desk introduction 🤌

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u/ssongshu Sep 12 '26

Absolute cinema unironically.

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u/miomidas Sep 12 '26

Yes that was really really good storytelling and funny too

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u/Thunderhammer29 Sep 12 '26

Absolute Crimea!

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u/PotatoesAndChill Sep 12 '26

An AI masterpiece in a sea of AI slop

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u/Narradisall Sep 12 '26

How CEOs want recruitment to work

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u/daraand 29d ago

I want to buy this game so much. Someone please make it. Do I need to make it?

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u/Advice2Anyone 29d ago

Just wish the next line was "you may want to redecorate"

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u/speed-charge Sep 12 '26

Won't be much longer until AI can totally build this as a mod, not just make a video of it.

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u/EggstaticAd8262 Sep 12 '26

I think it’s only a matter of tokens. It can be done now with GPT-6

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u/MxM111 Sep 12 '26

Yeah, it will just cost you a few $K

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u/EggstaticAd8262 Sep 12 '26

Yes, what I am saying is, you could literally buy your way to have a game made. Then just talk with the chat to alter and improve it.

It's crazy.

So it's only about how much money you have for tokens and how effective you are at prompting to get your result.

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u/Beljuril-home Sep 13 '26

my friends kids will be able to make studio quality movies on their home pc's by the time they are in high-school, the way this generation could make studio quality albums on theirs.

that's a pretty crazy game changer as well.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain Sep 12 '26

I've already been fixing bugs I encountered in Skyrim mods with Claude and it has literally never failed to fix the bug on first attempt. Genuinely incredible how powerful it already is.

I'm sure that creating 3D assets like what would be required for a Soviet Union mod would be hard, but any mod that is purely "text" based and/or just re-using exists assets would probably already be successfully done with Claude. Like creating custom spells that re-use the assets of existing spells or creating entirely new perks.

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u/MarzipanImmediate880 Sep 12 '26

GPT-6 is really good at 3D assets, not sure if it's capable of this but I think it's a matter of time.

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u/Rbot25 Sep 12 '26

They already kinda can, check dryxio's retro-engineering of GTA SA

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u/bulking_on_broccoli Sep 12 '26

It can, but the amount of tokens it would cost would be astronomically high for a single person to do casually.

One day though, token use will be much more efficient and huge, sprawling data centers will be reduced to the size of a telephone booth.

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u/thisisaskew Sep 12 '26

Hmm, I "ate the onion" (we need a word?) on this one. I thought they had modded this in. There's so many video game-isms (visual inconsistencies, etc.) in it that I just went with it.

I didn't really think about it and was just looking on my phone, but still.

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u/algotrader_ Sep 12 '26

F off bot

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u/MelangeBot Sep 12 '26

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u/Electrical-Review180 Sep 12 '26

How did you know?

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u/__O_o_______ 29d ago

Obviously a hacked account.

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u/BaaaSaracilor Sep 12 '26

How the hell do you even make this?

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u/MRV3N Sep 12 '26 edited 28d ago

Russian: We have the most highly advanced air superiority. Nothing can stop us!
*Dragon falls
Russian: BLYAT!!

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u/DivePalau Sep 12 '26

Stinger missles!

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u/saga3152 Sep 12 '26

By the way, most MANPADS afghans had were Chinese, there were only <300 stingers sent to Afghanistan total.

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u/AlwaysSaturday12 Sep 12 '26

That was my favorite part.

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u/TheColdDarkwave Sep 12 '26

It's funny because the ai subtitle says blyad

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u/Unworthy_Saint Sep 12 '26

The new office scene is pure comedic genius. I didn't realize how much I needed a Soviet satire game.

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u/smoike Sep 12 '26

There's "papers please", but it has absolutely nothing on this.

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u/GameDoesntStop Sep 13 '26

Beholden is a great Soviet satire game. Very funny.

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u/freshnews66 29d ago

Agreed, it’s the only time I think I have ever laughed out loud looking at my phone.

That’s probably something I should be sharing with a therapist.

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u/TheWheatOne Sep 12 '26

The counterpart to Helldivers

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u/akolomf Sep 12 '26

I'D play this game lmfao

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u/NakedPlato Sep 12 '26

I want this game so bad.

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u/MxM111 Sep 12 '26

Ask ChatGPT 6 to write this. It can. It will just cost more than a regular game to do this.

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u/nse_yolo Sep 12 '26

Play the stalker games.

They have the same vibe.

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u/NakedPlato Sep 12 '26

I have, and they're classic, but this...it's just so awesome.

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u/akolomf Sep 12 '26

its like a wolfenstein style parody of soviet russia mixed with skyrim and fallout themes, which both oddly fit into russia lol

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u/Odd_Wait_5628 Sep 12 '26

There’s something magical about it being a parody but serious at the same time

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u/Mini4President Sep 12 '26

Isn't this just fallout with extra steps?

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u/Bartellomio Sep 12 '26

Yeah but with an actually interesting setting.

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u/WumboLumboJumbo Sep 12 '26

This is what AI is made for. Shitposts.

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u/Objective_Oven7673 Sep 12 '26

This was pretty great

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u/SpecialistDragonfly9 Sep 12 '26

Damn.. he shot a hottie!

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u/cute_spider Sep 12 '26

RIP sexy military dragon

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u/Squalido Sep 12 '26

No, thankfully he didn't. Imagine what you can do with all those tongues 

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u/ReadnW Sep 12 '26

I would play the fuck out of this game

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u/bigred1978 Sep 12 '26

Oddly enough...yes...so would many others.

You could also riff on STALKER too, now that would be a heck of a collaboration.

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u/Jindujun Sep 12 '26

I'd play the shit out of this. This looks very interesting

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u/WantMyBuffet Sep 12 '26

So fuckin good

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u/That__Cat24 Sep 12 '26

I love it, that's so funny 😹

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u/External-Grocery1461 Sep 12 '26

"CONGRATS ON THE PROMOTION" --Stalin, Red Alert

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u/j1xwnbsr Sep 12 '26

Ai or not, I would kill for a game like this. Or even a massive skyrim mod, if possible.

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u/Ozzie-Isaac Sep 12 '26

that soo good genuinely impressed but now do the US in late stage capitalism.

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u/Xaendeau Sep 12 '26

That's just Cyberpunk 2077.

Hope you're packing some iron, choom

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u/Ok_Exchange_9752 Sep 12 '26

I feel like there is such an untapped market for historical RPGs

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u/ExMach1n4 Sep 12 '26

Blyiatiful, potato throwing as training

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u/severinoscopy Sep 12 '26

I would 100% play this. Wow, really impressive how convincing this looks too, like it's DLC we could purchase already.

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u/Skylord_Hekaton Sep 12 '26

Love it. Good job bud.

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u/gutpirate Sep 12 '26

"Let me show you to your office comrade"

*enters occupied office

*shoots occupant

"Make yourself at home"

Literally lol'd

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u/mightylordredbeard Sep 12 '26

I cracked up when they walked into the office, shot the guy, and said “your new office” lmao that’s such clever old school Cold War era Soviet Union satire.

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u/Zhaopow Sep 12 '26

Can we get Skyrim Putin invasion of Ukraine edition

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u/AnonymousAggregator Sep 12 '26

Yooo this is 🔥

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u/Consequence-Lumpy Sep 12 '26

The combination of AI and Skyrim is a gift I never knew I needed.

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u/Random_182f2565 Sep 12 '26

That Blyat make me laugh

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u/trackintreasure Sep 13 '26

Fuck Russia.

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u/primetrix Sep 12 '26

I would play this

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u/smallmalexia3 Sep 12 '26

OH MY FUCKING GOD I cam crying laughing. I did not know how badly I needed this until I saw it.

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u/flukus Sep 12 '26

So you start the game with a huge personal office endowed with natural light? How long can I chill there without progressing the main story?

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u/Golden_Apple_23 Sep 12 '26

Chill there too long and the window starts looking like a viable option... or someone else gets your office.

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u/ForwardStorage777 Sep 12 '26

I would play the shit out of this.

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u/andypoly Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

More soviet games required m'lord

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u/DisCode347 Sep 12 '26

Good lord I need more of this!

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u/notfrankc Sep 12 '26

I’d play that.

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u/Rathwood Sep 12 '26

I'd play the fuck out of this.

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u/Dombherek Sep 12 '26

i want play this game 😂

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u/AkdumanDev Sep 12 '26

I would absolutely play this shit

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u/pedroknowsbest Sep 12 '26

100% would play

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u/CitizenHuman Sep 12 '26

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a Kalashnikov to the knee...

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u/SexyCuriousGeorge69 Sep 12 '26

This is the best👌

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u/NullTie Sep 12 '26

I want to play this.

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u/Bartellomio Sep 12 '26

I would genuinely LOVE to play a game like this.

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u/SpiritedCatch1 Sep 12 '26

I'm normally pretty skeptic but I think that's pretty awesome and could be a great mod.

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u/BIissful Sep 12 '26

ok i laughed lol

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u/Justaticklerone Sep 12 '26

Can we have a Hogan's Heroes mod for this next? I'd play the shit out of both.

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u/LordCommander94 Sep 12 '26

This looks... fookin sweet as! I'd play this.

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u/acdbddh Sep 12 '26

Astra, Please make it playable. Make no bugs.

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u/MrNobodyX3 Sep 13 '26

"welcome to your office"

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u/Ant0n61 Sep 13 '26

this is phenomenal

Bravo

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u/MerrinShadows Sep 13 '26

I would... play this

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u/dharusio Sep 13 '26

I ...want to play that?

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u/SaucyStinkyMutt Sep 13 '26

Any games out there that are close to this?

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u/KikiWinterAutumnWolf 29d ago

As a Skyrim fan, I found this hilarious! Wish more was made 😭🥹😂

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u/stone_mclovin 29d ago

The type of game id actually play

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u/nad0w Sep 12 '26

We need that mod

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u/ukkswolf Sep 12 '26

Didn’t notice this was ai until I saw the conveniently placed Geiger counter

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u/Dear_Reader_807010 Sep 12 '26

I need this. I NEED THIS!!!

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u/future_now3000 Sep 12 '26

"Utopia": check
"Reeducation": check
"no food in shops": check
"Cabbage": check

Lazy bourgeois propaganda: check

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u/fecalfury Sep 12 '26

For real, they forgot Gulag!

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u/Interesting_Rub5736 Sep 12 '26

aren't you literally entering one at the start of the video?

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u/12YearsOldNoScoper Sep 12 '26

Proper usage of the internet, well worth the water wasted. 👍

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u/Peebles8 Sep 12 '26

That was amazing thank you for sharing that!

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u/F0X0 Sep 12 '26

I love it. Absolute hellhole.

All the socialist instantly nostalgic.

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u/Tholian_Bed Sep 12 '26

Snap into a Slim Jim!

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u/CaPNKRuNCH812 Sep 12 '26

In Russia we put vodka in our corn flakes for make better nutrition

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u/RedWalrus94 Sep 12 '26

Should have made the single potato's value like 9999 or something.

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u/Dismal-Line5980 Sep 12 '26

35 röntgen?

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u/mortizenz Sep 12 '26

Shut up and take my ruble

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u/Kazu88 Sep 12 '26

I used to be a Commissar, but then I took a bullet to the knee.

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u/TheUnclePaul Sep 12 '26

Metro: 1366

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u/Original-Issue2034 Sep 12 '26

Fat Stalin isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

Fat Stalin:

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u/Educational-Tackle54 Sep 12 '26

This is gold Jerry, gold!

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u/theChaosBeast Sep 12 '26

I would definitely play this

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u/Crafty-Ad-2238 Sep 12 '26

Can someone vibe code this? This is awesome

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u/2PM2 Sep 12 '26

Lmaso , gtfooh!

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u/Bowtothe_Crown Sep 12 '26

Fallout.

You made Fallout with vodka.

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u/oruuko_ Sep 12 '26

Yeah I would unironically play the hell out of this

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u/goldman199X Sep 12 '26

0:30 Black Widow will not be returning in Avengers Doomsday.

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u/Left-Excitement3829 Sep 12 '26

lol I’m mad this isn’t real !

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u/J-S-S7 Sep 12 '26

Poor woman ran for two hours in the snow just to deliver her punchline and get shot.

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u/interstellar-dust Sep 12 '26

A+ for imagination

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 Sep 13 '26

This looks awesome tbh. Ai be getting scary!

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u/Beljuril-home Sep 13 '26

OMFG. i haven't laughed that hard in a while.

thank-you for that.

you nailed the tone perfectly.

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u/FrostyOscillator Sep 13 '26

This is amazing and I can't wait until it can't fully create infinity Skyrims lol

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u/Nate1102 29d ago

“BLYAT!”

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u/AuthorSarge 29d ago

"That wasn't real communism!"

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u/DetachedCompy 29d ago

Please make yourself at home. 🤣

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u/s-to-the-am 29d ago

When the missle flies out and hits the dragon I was cackling

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u/PiccoloOrganic8631 29d ago

Wow the liquid physics were nice

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u/SissyForHer 29d ago

when does it come out?

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u/vanji77 29d ago

The shot of the new office is brutal. 😁

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u/Polyforti 29d ago

The office scene was peak

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u/Hour-Tomatillo-6806 29d ago

How very dare you.

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u/stronglikeaux 29d ago

Damn they need to make this game

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u/Practical_Hippo6289 28d ago

This is hilarious!

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u/DadbyDaylight_47 28d ago

More please !

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u/Min_Necessary_Change 26d ago

That actually felt like a playable game. Brilliant.

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u/SPYcalls2020 26d ago

Lmao this is generally funny a f.