r/Buttcoin • Just concepts of a plan. • 3d ago

Their friends and family are sick of hearing all cryptocurrency bull πŸ’©.

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u/AmericanScream 3d ago

Second, I feel pleased when BTC rises and my holding price increases Yet I am equally content when it drops, since that allows me to acquire more at a lower cost.

Likewise, when good things happen I praise Xenu. And when my family dies of a plague from some street rats that I decided to keep as pets, I know this is just a test Xenu has for my faith and I know I will reunite with my family on Xenu's planet later in time.

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u/folteroy Just concepts of a plan. 3d ago

Could you get Xenu to explain bitcoin to me? πŸ˜‰

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u/gaudymcfuckstick 3d ago

Xenu will return to us in ten trillion years because that's when Bitcoin will finally hit 5 million space bucks

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u/AmericanScream 3d ago

Few understand.

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u/MyDudeThatsCrazy 3d ago edited 3d ago

"I share less because those around me seem less concerned about their future"

Kind of a weird way to say "Everyone got their shit together a long time ago"

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u/AmericanScream 3d ago

"I share less because those around me seem less concerned about their future"

Yea, less concerned about a future filled with poor life choices that leaves you broke.

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u/mercuryy 3d ago

No degenerate gambling absolutely means less worrying about having enough money for food and gas next week or next month, absolutely.

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u/penilesensorydevice 3d ago

LOL I love how they think they're saving while they're actually purchasing something they may or may not be able to redeem for actual money someday.

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u/itsmehutters 3d ago

At some point, this is a mental illness. I think these guys passed that point at least 2y ago.

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u/Funny-Choice8787 3d ago

Not a cult indeed

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u/ncist Spacex $80, Bitcoin $10k πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜Ž 3d ago

I'll bet his wife was psyched! Yay!

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u/Agreeable_Count4689 3d ago

"I share less because those around me seem less concerned about their future"

Less concerned because their retirement funds are healthy & stable, they dont need to gamble like degnerates to have a good future

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u/NenAlienGeenKonijn 3d ago

do you think about the hypothetical number of $5 million per coin

Well, at that price, the total worth of bitcoin would match the total value of all gold ever mined globally, many times over. And your $100 "investment" would STILL be worth only $500. At least everyone hates you now, so you don't have to spend it on friends.

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u/SuperKiliano 2d ago

Bitcoiners are so annoying. They can't talk about anything other than "please buy Bitcoin." I've never met anyone who begged me to buy Nvidia. I hope karma catches up with them and they lose everything one day

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u/HopeFox 3d ago

Yep, that final phase is gonna happen any decade now.

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u/BobTheFHFADirector 2d ago

Are cryptobros broke losers? No, not at all! They're just quietly stacking. Silently accumulating bitcoin. They are all secretly rich, which is why you don't hear about them. It's definitely not the case that crypto wealth is concentrated in a few whales and grifters while most bitcoiners are bagholders who bought at the top. Just keep buying bitcoin and you too can be secretly rich

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u/IlbColdOnes 2d ago

It’s hard to imagine the future they envision. What, all of the sudden we might wake up one day poor? And basically Strategy, Saylor and bitcoins will be ruling the world? All the productive people will just become their slaves working for a couple sats per week living in homes on land they own but are worthless because they are not Bitcoin.

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u/BlackHoneyTobacco 2d ago

"The final stage is they have massive wealth" - I wonder when that happens?

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u/OrbitalLemonDrop 2d ago

They're like proselytizing Christians or Amway MLM people. I'll buy some goddamned shampoo or take a chick tract from you if you just. shut. the. fuck. up.

I just stack quietly

Promise?

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u/twolittlefinger 1d ago

these guys are such fucking losers lol

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u/eiretaco 3d ago

If hes been stacking since 2020 hes doing very well for himself to be fair

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u/Scot-Marc1978 3d ago

lol, no, they talk like they have large sums invested, but all β€œstackers” are basically broke, and have at most 4 figures invested.