r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 4d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw a guy on Reddit stack .1 BTC. I guess it's pretty serious."
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u/tartymae I see Poe's Law as... more of a guideline... 4d ago edited 4d ago
To any coinheads who think any woman worth having will be with you because you have a whole coin or some other such bullshit.
I didn't marry my husband because he was tall when he stood on his wallet. I've been married to him for close to 30 years because:
- He's not a show off
- He's kind and thoughtful
- He uplifts those around him by his actions
- He's funny and makes me laugh every day
- He picks up after himself
- He does his fair share of the housework
- He follows the rule of "the cook does not clean"
- He takes care of me when I'm sick/injured
- He likes to read/watch movies/listen to all kinds of music -- we have great conversations because of this.
- He's never tried to "get rich quick" -- he built his business for several years before it took off, and he doesn't chase quick bucks or nickle and dime his patrons.
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u/Effective_Will_1801 Took all of 2 minutes. 4d ago
picks up after himself,fair share of housework, cook does not clean
Ok now I know why I don't have a girlfriend
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u/Funny-Choice8787 4d ago
Back in 2009, 1 butt cost $.05 or so and wallets usually had thousands of them. Are you proud of acquiring something-nothing which back in a day cost so little? So pathetic
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u/jashanjeet Ponzi Schemer 4d ago
I love it people in this sub are like bitcoin sucks and in the other sub bitcoin is everything and there are some People (including me) who are just making money off it by trading based on charts.
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u/AmericanScream 3d ago
some People (including me) who are just making money off it by trading based on charts.
lol.. "charts" as if there's any cohesive pattern to the out of control market manipulation? You guys are so hilarious.
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u/Funny-Choice8787 4d ago
By trading it, you participate willingly in all sorts of grifts it does to other people, you're making this world even worse. Enjoy you moral compass being broken
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u/jashanjeet Ponzi Schemer 3d ago
If you’re that concerned about the moral implications of participating in a flawed system, why not leave all of it behind, go live under a rock, and enjoy your perfectly intact moral compass? Because the moment you use money, buy goods, or consume services, you’re participating in the same world you’re criticizing. It’s easy to preach morality while conveniently ignoring your own participation in the system. Trading Bitcoin doesn’t make someone immoral, and acting morally superior doesn’t automatically make you morally right.
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u/AmericanScream 3d ago
If you’re that concerned about the moral implications of participating in a flawed system, why not leave all of it behind, go live under a rock, and enjoy your perfectly intact moral compass?
Excellent example of a false dichotomy fallacy as well as Tu Quoque. It's entirely possible to want to avoid doing unnecessary harm without being 100% harmless. For example, you could appear to have a measurable amount of empathy for others and possibly not be a sociopath.
Trading Bitcoin doesn’t make someone immoral, and acting morally superior doesn’t automatically make you morally right.
There's no good reason to trade crypto. Sure you can bet on how many people get killed in war or traffic accidents on any given day. But it's a sad way to pander to an unsavory gambling addiction, that adds virtually nothing positive to the world.
Sure, you're not in any way obligated to "add something positive to the world" but it just might actually be "morally superior" to think one should consider the possibility.
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u/Funny-Choice8787 3d ago
Good argument but no, it will not wash your hands off the pedocoins and atrocities they bring to the world
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u/NenAlienGeenKonijn 2d ago
I love it people in this sub are like bitcoin sucks and in the other sub bitcoin is everything and there are some People (including me) who are just making money off it by trading based on charts.
Ask yourself what other avenues are out there that actually make you earn money instead of having to make sad roleplay posts like this in the hope of someone picking up your bags.
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u/Ok-Task6135 Ponzi Scheming Troll 4d ago
This op is so desperate to bear cult btc. Just constant rubbish multiple times a day 😂
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u/AmericanScream 4d ago
This op is so desperate to bear cult btc. Just constant rubbish multiple times a day 😂
Stupid Crypto Talking Point #18 (Few Understand)
"You don't understand" / "DYOR" / Using an insult in lieu of an argument.
- This is what's known as an "Ad Hominem" fallacy - aka "attacking the messenger" as a distraction from arguing the core points made.
- This is what we call, "Crypto Gaslighting." Crypto proponents pretend that we're not smart enough to recognize the value of crypto, therefore there's something wrong with us and not the phony reality they're peddling.
- Almost never does the OP actually explain what it is they understand and we don't. It's merely a way to dismiss any opposing viewpoint without actually addressing it.
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u/polentino911 Ponzi Schemer 4d ago
!remind me in 10 years
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u/AmericanScream 4d ago
What happens in 10 years? The girl you have your eye on reaches the age of consent?
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u/mercuryy 4d ago
Good for them i guess, but they still always confuse investing, saving, gambling, preplanning and retirement/emergency funds.
Also 1$=1$ and groceries=groceries. They may pretend not to care about the latest hype value with this phrase of theirs, but the one thing they always scale their charts to surely are neither houses, cars or BigMacs, no matter how much they try to deflect from missing use cases or intrinsic values.