r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/mindyour ☑️ • 2d ago

Not to mention the countless sleepless nights.

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u/ExtraBreadPls 2d ago

Just shoved me out, no ceremony

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

I keep telling people, either just toss me into the sea, or cremate me lmfao.

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u/onarainyafternoon 2d ago

When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash

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u/Fuckingfademefam 2d ago

Fill me up with cream, turn me into a cannoli, make a stew outta my ass

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u/LIONLDN 2d ago

[Armie Hammer has joined the chat, allegedly 🧛🏼‍♂️]

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u/distorted_kiwi 1d ago

I’m glad they censored the word fuck. I wouldn’t be able to read all that if I saw that word.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

Classic lmfao

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u/TheDriestOne 2d ago

I truly believe the show is gonna end with Frank dying and the gang throwing his corpse in the dumpster and going back to arguing about something useless

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u/onarainyafternoon 2d ago

The show will end with them all dying. It’s the only ending that makes sense.

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u/ButtBread98 2d ago

Toss me in the trash!

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u/Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi 2d ago

This is extremely cursed

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u/taitaofgallala 2d ago

I was just glad to see Danny Devito getting around so well

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u/the__ghola__hayt 2d ago

What is it with you and curses? "This is cursed! That is cursed!"

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u/JohnnyMulla1993 2d ago

Bro pulled a xenomorph on his own mama

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte

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u/GardenStateKing ☑️ 2d ago

The doctor even told her "you have my sympathies"

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u/Critical-Belt342 2d ago

I was pissed All the time cuz she kept saying how shitty I was

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u/JarvisCockerBB 2d ago

If life begins at conception, why aren’t babies 9 months out when they get out of the womb?

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

Wait, which country starts the baby off at 1? I forget

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u/Ashy6ix 2d ago

South Korea

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u/mindyour ☑️ 2d ago

They dropped the Korean age system in 2023.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

So theoretically someone born December 31st 2022 is still a year older than someone born January 1st 2023? (Or whenever the actual cut off date and day before was?)

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u/zzuhruf 2d ago

I believe it’s S.Korea

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago

It’s not my fault I was born at a very young age.

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u/ConcentrateSelect668 2d ago

C-section-Had the authorities evict me lol

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u/DaStoicSavage 2d ago

And she let somebody slap me otw out

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u/milkymaniac 2d ago

After I was circumcised, I couldn't walk for a year.

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u/PerrotaOk 2d ago

I was only a couple of minutes old and people were already complaining about me not being the right skin color

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u/rondiggity 2d ago

Pep and Man City catching strays everywhere. You love to see it

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u/ydktbh 2d ago

bit of a stretch to call that a stray

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u/srkaficionado ☑️ 2d ago

Wait, what happened? I ask because anything to do with them automatically goes into the trash bin I keep in my brain. I’m a Red Devil so Man City can suck it and their owners are always trying to cheat the system or pull some BS

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u/rondiggity 2d ago

Found guilty on 114 charges of severe financial fraud. No word on how severe the punishment will be, but expect it to be massive

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u/Glittering-Trick-420 2d ago

just think about premies. some of them got their eviction papers SUPER early

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u/ButtBread98 2d ago

Kicked me out of my first house, made me cry for food.

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u/Typical-Sense3810 2d ago

💯💯💯

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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿 Reclaiming my peace 🧘🏿 2d ago

I was so mad when I was born, I did nothing but lie down and cry for MONTHS

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u/DM_Me_Your_Manicures 2d ago

Damn the man city controversy is even spilling into BPT. Excellent. 

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u/mrbuh 2d ago

I'm just here to be the pedantic jerk that points out kids should be talking well before age two. Otherwise, great joke.

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u/y-e-n 1d ago

lol

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u/BibleBugly 1d ago

humor. very nice. you would like bob kostic on Gab social. It's the home of free speech.

Many blessings, BibleBugly

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u/Reddit-SFW ☑️ 12h ago

People remember stuff at 9 mo? Yes, I see all the puns below...