r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/herewearefornow • 4d ago

He had twelve years to dodge his own stray

Post image
4.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

76 comments sorted by

1.5k

u/Spiritual-Farmer-590 4d ago

Or he’s responsible. Sign, child free woman who likes men with no kids.

549

u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ 4d ago

God there's nothing sexier than a child free man with a vasectomy. 🤤

169

u/TheTastiestTaint 4d ago

God, imagine the spare time and money...a dad

89

u/Radioactive24 4d ago

Hate to break it to you, still not much of that to go around, these days. 

48

u/anivex 4d ago

Yeah, a few years back I had extra money. Now I don't even have a savings...like, at all.

15

u/HanselSoHotRightNow 3d ago

I am the process of willingly buying a house and I am starting to feel like its a mistake as Its heavily chunking into savings.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1FMaabePDEfgk

26

u/anivex 3d ago

If it helps, at least you are even at the point that you can be thinking of buying a house. I don't believe I'll own a home in my lifetime.

Not like, I'm some idiot either. I have a degree, I've done high-complexity jobs and excelled. Just one life instance coming at me after another, and we have no safety net in this country.

6

u/Professional-Lie-111 4d ago

Time and Money, or Tasty Taint?

13

u/potsticker17 3d ago

I'm child free with a vasectomy and I'm still a broke bitch. Decent amount of free time though...

61

u/TheProfessorsLeft 4d ago

Whenever I'm down about myself, I'll think about how u/cutedorkycoco thinks I'm sexy.

19

u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ 4d ago

🫡

5

u/MothSeason 2d ago

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

27

u/Impossible-Heart-710 4d ago

Its the sexiest thing in the world!!! They are so rare to find.

65

u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 4d ago

It’s funny childfree people don’t even register to these people.

42

u/Twin2Turbo ☑️ 4d ago

Or being responsible.

29

u/dontgetitwisted_fr 4d ago

I've been called a lot of things in my life

Responsible isn't one of them

So thank you

26

u/LIONLDN 4d ago

Exactly, I've been pressured to rush but don't want to be repeating the cycles I had to face growing up 👀

Also, someone clearly kept receipts, waiting for his 45th like 😏:

https://giphy.com/gifs/uSbhNraM9LF8lAqRJp

5

u/iwbwikia_ BHM donor 3d ago

how is that an indicator of responsibility though?

408

u/Thagreatone92 4d ago

When im 45 my only kiddo will have already graduated high school. Trust and believe people that talk like this are just miserable on the inside. Who cares what people are doing at 45. If your not hurting anybody let them live its that simple.

70

u/No_Artichoke_2931 4d ago

Hey guy, it's me, your doctor. Looks like you're pregnant dude.

-15

u/apimpnamedkirby 4d ago

And you got a friend for life

222

u/PersonalityAlive6475 4d ago

looks at the world

MF, THIS is your takeaway for not wanting to impose this shit on an unsuspecting child?!

49

u/DoomguyFemboi 4d ago

Yeah that's also another reason of mine. Bringing a kid into the apocalypse feels kinda fucked up. like 10, 20 years ago MAYBE. Now they're gonna be hitting 20 and signing up for resource wars

-42

u/Hot-Bid-4493 4d ago

I've always hated this take because while things are bad now, there's still so much beauty and enjoyment to get out of the world.

It takes a real pessimist to look around and say "there's no value to life at all"

51

u/PersonalityAlive6475 4d ago

Show me where I said that. I won’t hold my breath.

0

u/SoftSilver1 7h ago

You called it “this shit”. Don’t be obtuse.

108

u/Hijabihoodrat 4d ago

Can we not normalize this kinda foolery.

24

u/Call-Me-Petty 3d ago

I just caught that he posted that statement in 2014. She's the level of petty I funks with.

78

u/cypher50 ☑️ 4d ago

That is a man whose main talent is having no shame so not sure he even remembers saying this shit.

26

u/dferd777 ☑️ 4d ago

I always thought his main talent was being the little brother of one of Jay Z’s closest friends.

68

u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ 4d ago

And what’s wrong with someone being gay or vasectomized?

60

u/tiffanaih 4d ago

She also presumably sat on this response for 12 years. That's some petty shit, I appreciate it.

10

u/jangma ☑️ 3d ago

It makes me realize that I'm not reaching significant levels of hateration. I gotta up my game.

26

u/Noblesseux 4d ago

I feel like most of the time people who make declarations like this about other people's lives without any context whatsoever are just stupid. Like we really just need to start re-normalizing minding your own business and not judging people based on things you know nothing about.

9

u/Call-Me-Petty 3d ago

The guy made that statement 12 years before he became the guy he shitted on. The chick checked him.

18

u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 4d ago

The idea of a man with no kids automatically being gay is insane, like maybe he doesn’t want to raise children in a shitty situation like ours right now???

7

u/Call-Me-Petty 3d ago

He posted that statement in 2014. Someone tracked it and reminded him of what he said on his 45th birthday. Savage.

9

u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 3d ago

That’s what he gets

5

u/Noblesseux 3d ago

I mean yes, but I also suspect the person you're responding to is a bot because they're replying to every comment in here recapping what the image is about when everyone obviously knows.

0

u/Call-Me-Petty 3d ago

Dafuq? If I'm a bot, then you're a troll for stalking my posts. If everyone *obviously* knew, they wouldn't be confessing their "I don't want to have a kid and nothing is wrong with me" traumas.

15

u/youngherbo 4d ago

Mal is something else so I'm not shocked but this is a childish ass thing for a 33 year old man to have tweeted

2

u/s8rlink 3d ago

These K list celebrities suffer the same arrested development as a listers without the benefits, what a bozo

14

u/WaspInTheLotus 4d ago

Bro is Neo if he dodged into the bullets.

9

u/BrojaDawg 4d ago

I know a lot of my friends are in our 40s, just now having kids or have no kids. We simply enjoyed our life in our 20s and 30s. We were in relationships but we strapped up. Especially in my friends group where we are all successful and talented.

9

u/VaguelyArtistic 4d ago

People who talk like this never seem to consider that people may not have children because of medical issues or tragedy. 😒

6

u/Friendly-Carpet 4d ago

Bro we're jus toxic it's not that deep

9

u/LopsidedUniversity30 4d ago

BOOM. Roasted!

7

u/QuietSpirit108 4d ago

Or you had crippling anxiety and didn't find the right the right mix of meds until late in life

6

u/DoomguyFemboi 4d ago

I just don't like kids. I don't have that thing in me that makes me want to protect them or love them or look after them. They're just annoying little parasites that stop me doing from what I wanna do

3

u/srkaficionado ☑️ 3d ago

See, this is where those nephews and nieces come in. Go play with them ALL DAY. Heck, give them whatever they want and indulge their dumb ideas( as long as it doesn’t lead to parents yelling at you and them both). Once it’s your bed time? Hand them back to their owners and dip. To repeat next week or next month or when schedule permits(usually theirs because those kids have social calendars im jealous of).

AND make sure this is all happening at their homes because that cuts out having to take them home.

6

u/dvdmaven 4d ago

Yes, my plumbing has been off for 41 years. Thank you Dr. Moss for your excellent work.

5

u/HonestSapphireLion24 4d ago

Im 33 and want kids but I cant afford them.

6

u/antlestxp 4d ago

I'm 43 married with no kids. Couldn't be happier.

3

u/Hi-Road ☑️ 4d ago

Now this is funny as shit

3

u/xanroeld 4d ago

Crazy thing to post at 33 with no kids.

2

u/Billkamehameha 4d ago

Sorry. I enjoy staying out of society. You guys are weird.

2

u/mr_eugine_krabs 4d ago

Why do people want me to spread my rotten genes?

2

u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 3d ago

Or option 3: A blessing. A man with no kids is like a needle in a haystack. It’s rare as hell and I wish one of the guys that approach me didn’t. They always do though.

2

u/easy10pins 3d ago

56 with no kids. Plumbing works fine.

Didn't want kids while on active duty for 23 years.

2

u/SpeaknEazy 3d ago

Im gonna continue my gremlin free existence, thanks though

1

u/Fortestingporpoises 3d ago

This hits hard if you’ve never heard of birth control.

1

u/Call-Me-Petty 3d ago

Long game petty is the best petty of them all. Salute.

*tears* (of joy)

1

u/obtainstocks 3d ago

lol I was abused as a kid so I never wanted kids

Or maybe I’m just latently gay

1

u/billyoshin 3d ago

So I’ve got 3 more years

1

u/Reddit-SFW ☑️ 2d ago

It's Mal!!! The idiot that got fired from the idiot pod w/ Joe Budden. He deepthroats Drake all day. He consistently has the worst takes.

1

u/norrin__radd 1d ago

Don't have kids nor will I ever have kids. But it's always someone who's struggling with their own kids asking why I don't have any. Like they're not a living breathing precautionary tale...

1

u/Truelies422 14h ago

Why are ppl here trying to defend MAL he clearly didn't put any exemptions in the tweet. He gave two choices so don't come here talking about being responsible or maybe he doesn't want any.

1

u/Strong-Comment-7279 10h ago

There are other options.

0

u/Call-Me-Petty 3d ago

The guy's post at age 33 turned into his reality at age 45, and this post turned into a therapy session for people with and without kids.

-1

u/Pauliehatestheadmins 4d ago

I’m 34 with none..

Signed a man that can count his strokes

-15

u/UnluckyAmbition7767 4d ago edited 4d ago

Commitment is only for men who know their options are limited and kids are for medium ugly men who aren't used to having casual sex

10

u/devidomo 4d ago

God I hope you are a teenager.