r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/Working_Welder_1751 • 1d ago

Spongebob and Patrick would definitely make anyone's movie experience feel worse

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u/GuywithBigForehead 1d ago

Where’s the person on their phone

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

Must've got kicked out already

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u/NecroCannon 1d ago

Nah as a former worker recently, theatres are so desperate for money that it’s moreso just mild theater parenting now rather than just removing the problem back out into the world

Don’t wanna upset the other customers with an altercation but also don’t want them disturbed being on their phone

So

“Can you please get off your phone during the movie”

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u/MiaMason- 1d ago

the seat kicker somehow missed the starter pack

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u/gostop1423 1d ago

He is in the expansion set

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u/Artificial_Human_17 1d ago

Both theaters in my town are more modern with lots of space between rows so if there’s a seat kicker they’re actively trying to be an asshole

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u/bartman2326 1d ago

He wasn't pictured here because he was busy making a starter pack about movie theaters, of course.

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u/symca09 1d ago

It's op making this meme xD

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

I just found this online. lol

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u/Reasonable_Ability48 1d ago

I've already shamed them in putting it away. I didn't pay 45.63 for two tickets or whatever, to watch some kid's phone.

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u/MagazineExcellent565 16h ago

They are definitely the ones sitting right behind you shining their max brightness phone screen in your face the whole movie.

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u/Primary_Durian4866 11h ago

When 300 was in theaters, we had the Holy Grail of dick heads.

Front row.

Drinking.

Constantly knocking the empties around on the floor.

Talking.

And then, he took a phone call and raised his voice over the movie so he could be heard.

At that point some one shouted at him to shut up. Our problem child started to flip him off, but the dam had been broken. People were yelling at him, throwing food at him, booing him.

I wish I could say he stormed out and never came back, but really he just sat down and fell asleep at some point.

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u/SomeKindOfCreature 1d ago

You forgot the part where someone has bad breath, kills two people, melts someone else's face off, and causes one guy to contort into The Scream. /ref

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u/DonSechler 1d ago

IM UGLY AND IM PROUD

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u/NecroCannon 1d ago

Those are the people that bring loud ass hot food into the theater without being stopped, bonus points if it’s fish based

Shit like that is why I’m happy projectors gotten cheaper

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u/Working_Welder_1751 14h ago

Loud ass hot food?

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u/NecroCannon 14h ago

When I don’t understand slang I just look it up for context instead of waiting for someone to respond to me explaining it

Because after dealing with the crowd that whined so much about “ahh” being self-censorship instead of black slang, Yall are smart enough to do it yourselves

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u/Working_Welder_1751 13h ago

Okay, that makes sense. I thought it was some new kind of meal I haven't heard about yet. lol

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u/CarbonatedTuna567 1d ago

"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Let everyone enjoy the show."

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

I remember seeing that a lot before each trailer

In fact, I'm at the theater right now and about to watch Forgotten Island

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u/fatboychummy 1d ago

You fuckin Tommy Texter. How dare you!

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago edited 14h ago

Hey, this before I took my seat. I turned off my phone once the trailers started

BTW, I enjoyed Forgotten Island. It's really good if you're familiar with Filipino culture

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u/Cool_Net_3796 1d ago

My family only ever goes on Tuesdays because of the cheaper tickets.

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

As a Scene member, I approve of this

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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 7h ago

That’s why I signed up for a membership at my local theater. I get points now

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u/burgerking4 1d ago

“Person who laughs at everything” is by far the worst person to be trapped in a theater with.

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u/GothamWarzone 1d ago

I remember in high school they had Pulp Fiction back in theaters for an anniversary. The boys all went and we had the laughs at everything archetype in front. Fat dude with a ridiculously loud cackle at every little fucking thing. Like honestly I'm glad he was having the time of his life but man you could feel the energy of that room that everyone just wanted to strangle him after the first quarter of the movie. When it got to the part where Jules said "SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN." everyone else in the theater laughed really loud because its how we felt.

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u/WastedMoogle 1d ago

It's pretty bad but the person who brought an entire convenience store of crinkly snacks that they rifle through during the entire movie is worse. Always one person.

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u/porygon_sucks 1d ago

Idk. Ppl smacking their food on every bite that is so loud I could hear them over them movie? Thats rough

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u/THEpeterafro 1d ago

That may or may not be me because I have seen a fair amount of movies that made me laugh, hysterically, either intentionally or unintentionally through being funny bad, that no one else was laughing at (Mercy, Materialists, Digger, The Invite, Sorry Baby, Bugonia, Marty Supreme, Dust Bunny, Regretting You, and Verity being examples that come to mind)

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u/burgerking4 1d ago

It’s definitely you. People who laugh at moments that are not meant to be funny make the experience worse for everyone else.

And I’m not trying to be harsh, but just so you know, this phenomenon of laughing at unfunny movie moments is so closely associated with stupid people that Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia uses it as the moment to expose that Dee is dating a mentally challenged person. Just stop doing it, everyone around you hates it.

https://youtu.be/lNxT-G9yhBA?is=Hep3Qtih7et6XDq3

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u/jalabar 1d ago

Also people sneaking in food from home

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u/nemofbaby2014 1d ago

Don’t do x rated stuff in the back the cameras can see you lol

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u/O_X_E_Y 1d ago

There's no cameras in the theatre I work at. But even without cameras the back is actually quite exposed, most people sit at the back and you're elevated over the rest of the theatre, so if anyone turns around they can see way more. The front off to the side is way more covert in comparison

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u/WindexGorilla 1d ago

The late-comers drive me nuts because I think the theatre is mostly empty only to have 30 people come in 5-10 mins after the movie starts

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u/WindexGorilla 1d ago

In all seriousness the talker or people taking out their phone constantly on max brightness should be kicked out

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u/Hypercane_ 1d ago

Alternative to the talker: “dumbass kid who won’t shut the fuck up”

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u/O_X_E_Y 1d ago

Sometimes a movie experience can be ruined by others in the theatre but some of the most fun cinema experiences I've had were in packed theatres. I saw The Invite this year in a hall with like 200 people all audibly enjoying the movie as much as I was, rare but really cool

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u/Alarmed_Depth_291 1d ago

The annoying kids who won’t shut up

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u/WalkingGonkDroid 1d ago

The one in a comfy recliner and accidentally fell asleep

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u/Echo_NO_Aim 1d ago

I was the bottom right when watching Ice Age as a kid.

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u/Electronic_Fee1936 aight imma head out 1d ago

I remember soon after the pandemic when things opened up, I still wore a mask to movie theatres for longer than we needed to because I couldn’t eat popcorn with my mask on, I’d have to take it off to eat.

I’ve never had so much popcorn ready before the movie since

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u/nature_nate_17 1d ago

The loud/crying child that the parent won’t quiet

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u/GreatMarch 1d ago

The late comers are the worst, especially with modern trailers. You had 30 minutes to get here before the movie even began what are you doing here at the 10 minute mark?

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u/ScytherSlash 22h ago

Last time I went to see a movie with my friends, some guy was right behind us laughing like a drunk jackal over every single thing. It didn't matter if the scene was only slightly amusing, dude was cackling like a maniac.

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u/Jacobs_Haus 1d ago

Nice now do a smosh fan cast

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 1d ago

This is why I just watch movies at home now.

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u/cloverleafcafe 1d ago

This is why I don’t enjoy going to movie theaters.

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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 7h ago

Happy cake day. And same. I’m not about to let theaters die out. Not on my watch. Shots the best movie you’ve seen in theaters this year so far?

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u/Capable-Monk-4820 16h ago

Starter pack aside, I don’t like how they drew SpongeBob’s scream face from season 6-9. Something about it looks so fake and unenthusiastic. If he looks truly terrified, his pupils would be smaller, and more stretching on the expressive. Like drawing an upside down mouth with Simpsons tongues isn’t going to sell as a scream if you don’t exaggerate the rest of the expressions

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u/DoctorTrek60 13h ago

Where’s the kid crying there eyes out during an R-rated?

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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 7h ago

I love going to the theater. Went around 50 times this year.

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u/Working_Welder_1751 7h ago

What movies did you see?

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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 7h ago

Back rooms, obsession, mercy, psycho killer, search for SquarePants, scary movie 6, coyote vs acme, the housemaid, resident evil, hoppers, disclosure day, send help and also older movies they had like The Godfather, inception, Casablanca, gone with the wind, Akira, ghost in the shell And many many more these are just the top of my head.

Tomorrow I’m watching diggers and Thursday I’m watching the shining.

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u/Working_Welder_1751 7h ago

Nice. I enjoyed Hoppers and Coyote vs. ACME when I first saw them in theaters.

I laso recommend Forgotten Island if you enjoy Filipino culture, mythology and the power of friendship

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u/zapata7515 7h ago

Somebody started a fight at my screening of Valley of the Wind during Ghibli fest cause some kids wouldn’t stop laughing. Some guy had it and got in his face and they started swinging. It was at the end of the movie so after it ended I just left hoping no one got hurt. No my monkeys not my circus.

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u/Working_Welder_1751 7h ago

Did that guy almost punch some of the kids there? I feel bad for those little guys

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u/zapata7515 6h ago

I really hope he didn’t I but I assume the kids did. I was going to call management but as I walked outside they were already there waiting. Hopefully to issue some warnings or trespasses as the violent behavior should not be tolerated.

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u/SilverSageVII 7h ago

Ngl as long as they aren’t distracting, I like watching movies in a theater with other fans. Makes the movie feel more fun.

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u/Working_Welder_1751 6h ago

Agreed. I went with a lot of people to the screening of The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act, and we all had a good time watching it

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u/SilverSageVII 6h ago

Not familiar with that one. Whats it about?

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u/Working_Welder_1751 6h ago

It's episodes 8 and 9 of The Amazing Digital Circus put together, kinda like a double-feature

Also, the series itself is about a group of cartoon characters who deal with existential dread while participating in wacky adventures with their ringmaster

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u/SilverSageVII 6h ago

Interesting haha. Sounds like a fun time even if I’m not familiar w:)

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u/Working_Welder_1751 6h ago

The episodes are available to watch on YouTube. I recommend it if you like indie animation