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Animal Japanese raccoon dogs called Tanuki.

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u/Davajita 15h ago

I learned about these in 1990 when a video game that had a suit modeled after these guys came out.

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u/Chazzwazz 15h ago

Ahh yes Railroad Tycoon, a classic

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u/Davajita 15h ago

Exactly.

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u/joeyjoejums 15h ago

Are you sure you're not thinking of Microsoft Tanuki Simulator?

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u/Davajita 15h ago

Exactly.

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u/CMBmedic 8h ago

No, I think you mean Rollercoaster tycoon

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 21m ago

Raccoonteur, it was

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u/TrailMomKat 5h ago

Surely they meant Battletoads

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 7m ago

Definitely. He can fly pretty good if I remember right if you're going fast enough before you jump

https://giphy.com/gifs/iFV72FwqFXvlpKvY2z

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u/B35TR3GARD5 11h ago

I miss that game so much!!

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8h ago

Me too! I can hear the music in my head even after

36 years!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZNysh5CHqRwbBywSwZ

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u/metroaide 9h ago

Railroad tanuki

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u/0202_tihssitidder 13h ago

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u/cmcdonal2001 11h ago

The Tanuki Centipede (2009)

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 19m ago

I laughed so hard I choked a little.

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u/National_Ad260 12h ago

I learned about them after reading an article that Marc Jacob's was selling faux fur coats made with racoon dog fur.

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 6h ago

In Ghost Wire Tokyo, if you do all the Tanuki quests you get a Tanuki suit. It doesnt show up in several cutscenes but it does in others and its kinda hilarious. Some bad shit is happening then it snaps to your character in a full raccoon dog outfit reacting.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 18m ago

That sounds amazing.

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u/Ternarian 15h ago

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u/DeadWombats 15h ago

I just noticed that his tail is striped like a raccoon and not a tanuki.

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u/Oops_All_Bans 9h ago

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u/Mr_WhatFish 19m ago

I don’t know if this is widely known outside of Japan, but in legends, Tanuki have huge scrotums/balls.

They are using their scrotums as parachutes not tails as you might think at first glance.

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u/jokerswild97 11h ago

Reminder that PETA wanted to boycott Nintendo because of this. They said it encouraged kids to skin and wear animals.

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u/MrMonte 8h ago

Jokes on them, I picked some flowers and burned my house down instead.

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u/TrailMomKat 5h ago

I just ate a strange mushroom and it made me REALLY big for a few hours

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u/djaqk 6h ago

PETA has done more damage to animal rights than any other org could have even if they were trying thier hardest to do so lol

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u/HyenDry 14h ago

At first glance it’s easy to mistaken this for a raccoon because the faces are so similar

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u/Level_99_Healer 9h ago

My office is decorating and dressing up as Mario for Halloween this year. I've been drawing and painting Mario in various costumes for people. I have him in his frog suit and I'm working on his fire outfit. I keep looking at this one (it was my favorite when I was a kid) and trying to decide if I should make him, too. I already have a full plate with everything else I'm doing, and with the occasional actual work I have to do, so I'm not sure if I can. Maybe I'll put my insomnia to work this weekend...

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u/MNotHereJustIgnoreMe 10h ago

This post begins and ends with this picture.

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u/AllezVites 15h ago

Are these the ones that can use their ballsacks as hammers and umbrellas?

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 15h ago

Elaborate.

Actually, nvm. Don't.

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u/anowlenthusiast 14h ago

Tanukis have some special, magical abilities in Japanese folklore.

(From the studio ghibli film, pom poko. great stuff)

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 14h ago

I am choosing to believe those are tails.

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u/VocalLocalYokel 13h ago

Congratulations, but you're wrong. Embrace the 10 ft wingspan of a tanuki's testicular sack.

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u/VisibleData3435 13h ago

no, you can't say wingspan. That's a sack-span, or trans-scrotal-spread measurement. Maybe someone with a sufficiently prestigious PHD could give us a more scientific term.

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 10h ago

Sure, I have the PHD of "poked shit with a stick when young" and thats called an algebraic trancenuttental circumference equation or "alot of deez"

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u/SoupmanBob 12h ago

Aren't they Mujina?

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u/Baronovsky 1h ago

Yes, that’s them

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u/katgarden353 15h ago

So this is where Nintendo got the idea for the Tanuki suit. Absolute fluff balls 🤍

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u/DataPhreak 11h ago

Yeah... But did you ever ask why it can fly? You should google it.

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u/katgarden353 11h ago

Nice try, I'm not putting 'tanuki magic anatomy' in my search history.

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u/DataPhreak 11h ago

Your loss. :3

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u/katgarden353 11h ago

I'll live with that risk ;)

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u/3pocalypse 15h ago

Not pictured here, but if tanuki crouch down for a full second, they can turn into a stone statue.

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u/Watch_Noob_72 15h ago

I have a mortgage with one of these guys.

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u/ContinuumGuy 15h ago

Only if you are playing the Japanese version, technically. They call him a raccoon in most other languages.

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u/TalkingRaccoon 2h ago

Tom Nook / Tanuki. That's a close enough reference we'll get.

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u/Jpup199 14h ago

Atleast they dont charge interests

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u/Chaddomatic 12h ago

It’s Oy and Richard of Mid-World!

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u/standuphilospher 11h ago

I was looking for this comment. Nicely done .

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u/Chaddomatic 10h ago

Say thankya

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u/standuphilospher 9h ago

Long days and pleasant nights Sai Chaddomatic

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u/Chaddomatic 9h ago

May you have twice the number

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u/DrZonino2022 10h ago

I see what you did there!

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u/Chaddomatic 9h ago

Say true!!

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u/DodoGizmo 13h ago

Why are they always depicted with massive balls in Japan?

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u/DataPhreak 11h ago

Because their scrotum is extremely flexible and durable. It was used to flatten gold leaf because it was one of the few materials flexible enough but also durable enough that was available in Japan. This is why they are also associated with luck, mischieviousness, and other magical properties. Really worth a deep dive.

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 10h ago

Wait are you a tanuki? Giving mixed signals here, hammering gold with balls seems harsh, then saying its worth a deep dive... hmm are you a kinky tanuki?

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u/DataPhreak 8h ago

The balls aren't inside when they hammer it.

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u/Past-Collection2149 12h ago

Works for Miroku

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u/Vhexer 13h ago

“Can spend extended periods resting in sheltered dens resting until conditions improve”

Same little dude, same

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u/heatseekerdj 15h ago

The tanuki suit . . . With a racoon tail, which means it actually isnt Tanuki Mario.

The tail means its always been Racoon Mario

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u/Marsupialize 14h ago

I’ve been going to Japan for 20 years and have only seen one wild one, came and hung out by me at a train station out in the country

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u/L0kivich 6h ago

You must have felt like a Disney princess at that moment.

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u/Marsupialize 6h ago

It really was something cool, super quiet, deserted station and ‘what the heck is this thing?’

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u/blackoutdate 10h ago

Tanuki, from the game little kitty big city.

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u/Krocsyldiphithic 9h ago

I see them often when it take late night walks

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u/Ramps_ 9h ago

What do they behave like? Dogs, raccoons, foxes, cats? Hard to tell from the video.

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u/Krocsyldiphithic 6h ago

Like fat, skiddish foxes.

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u/TrailMomKat 5h ago

*skittish

Just trying to help, English is weird.

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u/lullubye 7h ago

Are they well behaved? Scared of people?

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u/GyattDetected 14h ago

no way Japan took the Tanuki suit from SMB3 and made it in real life wtf

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u/Cautious_Progress730 16h ago

And chinese mass harvest them. Sadly.

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u/Careless-Fudge-3032 15h ago

Ugh I have PTSD from that documentary that was awful

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u/harascakes 13h ago

same…was that in Earthlings?

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u/Careless-Fudge-3032 13h ago

I think it was Dominion

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u/Kastri14 15h ago

They haven't learned at all from the virus they caused the outbreak of, have they.

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u/lullubye 7h ago

For their fur?? I'm too scared and sad to find out

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u/MarioManX1983 15h ago

These must all be female Tanuki. None of them have ridiculously huge testicles.

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u/lastepoch 13h ago

A Tanuki is just a racoon that's a fucking weeb.

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot 15h ago

These animals are skinned alive for their fur, which is then sold to other countries and passed off as higher and helps. The fur trade itself is the most brutal and horrible trade.

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u/tdkimber 15h ago

Tail wag at the end 🥹🥹🥹

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u/Gunthalas 11h ago

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u/TalkingRaccoon 2h ago

Chopper is a reindeer

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u/Gunthalas 1h ago

We know it's a running gag that they mistake him for a tanuki...

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u/Snuggly-Muffin 14h ago

recycling pandas!

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u/cl0th0s 11h ago

They didn't even mention that they have enormous magical testicles that can transform into stuff.

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u/comarastaman 9h ago

They can also use their ballsacks to fly

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u/hatm79s2 7h ago

たぬきは犬科でアナグマはイタチ科の動物です

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN 7h ago

Are they truly Dogs ?

Or biologically canine but with tendencies of fox or red panda or raccoon

Forget looks.

Are these in homes as dogs across Japan or do 45 people “own” them and fight their tendencies constantly?

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u/dtootd12 4h ago

They aren't domesticated if that's what you're asking. But yes, they're canids the same way African wild dogs, wolves, coyotes, and dingos are canids.

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u/Papa_Raj 4h ago

Damn.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 5h ago

I remember seeing a PETA video of an old Asian man thrashing one on the ground and then he skinned it while it was still alive. Then the camera pans to a WHOLE pile of them and they are raw meat, trying to crawl away while violently trembling. I was scarred for life. I still see it today and will not wear anything fur trimmed from China, ever. I hope people treat them better now than they did back then in the 1990’s.

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u/TacticalMrBean 3h ago

I'm totally get one and naming it Jimothy...

https://giphy.com/gifs/QQLwBB5O7I0YcgK8qw

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u/headphones_J 15h ago

Look like trash panda to me.

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u/BrainRobotron 15h ago

They really do be having Pokémon just walking around over there.

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u/Apotlood 15h ago

Oy!

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u/pm_me_your_buds 13h ago

I know a Billy Bumbler when I see one

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u/ImaginationToForm2 12h ago

Humans aren't very good at naming things. What if we didn't have racoons then what would been the name?

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u/Urbane_One 9h ago

Tanuki.

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u/ImaginationToForm2 45m ago

racoon still in the name :)

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u/Leather_Status907 13h ago

Sono bellissimi 😍

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u/jonhon0 13h ago

Tbh I didn't know Tanuki are not raccoon adjacent.

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u/Haunting_Soul 12h ago

I found out about these recently because of a video game called TANUKI: Pon's Summer

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u/Weelildragon 12h ago

This feels like crab evolution, but for mammals.

Funny somewhat related comic:

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u/TheNamingOfCats 12h ago

I love your learned about these in the novel "Villa Incognito" by Tom Robbins. Great book, BTW.

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u/TalkingRaccoon 1h ago

Definitely adding that to me read list!

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u/These-Background-688 12h ago

Japan has real life pokemons

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u/themode7 12h ago

So dogo decided ugh .. I'm gonna be a raccoon

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u/DataPhreak 11h ago

Also they can use their huge ball sacks as parachutes, fishnets, umbrellas, trampolines and boats.

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u/papawarbucks 11h ago

Those are dogs!? I always thought they were a specific type of raccoon.

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u/TalkingRaccoon 1h ago

They're part of the Canid family, like wolves, foxes, and coyotes. Not specifically canis familiaris.

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u/Winter_Marsupial_631 11h ago

Oi. Is that you???

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u/Few-Row-8323 11h ago

I remember “Tanuki Mario”…. If you know what I mean.

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u/No_Warning8534 10h ago

😭😭😭

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u/LivingSwamp 10h ago

I did it all for tanuki.

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u/AssAndYouShallGet 10h ago

I have a ceramic Tanuki in my guest bedroom! It was my favorite thing to see in Japan while I was there. My son’s friend and his wife bought it as a parting gift the night before my departure. The story behind it is hilarious!!

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u/No-Valuable-226 10h ago

It's a Doon

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u/One-Earth9294 10h ago

I don't believe you. Neither of them is hopping around in a little green boot.

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u/Free_Resort256 10h ago

Doreamon is not amused

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 9h ago

Wow they do look more dog like

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u/DashLeJoker 9h ago

Is "winter dormancy" a weird way to say hibernation or is it a different thing here?

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u/TalkingRaccoon 1h ago

Specially they mean "torpor" where it's like hibernation-lite. Their metabolism slows and they'll sleep for just days or weeks at a time instead of months. But still go out looking for food throughout the winter, especially on warmer winter days. Also when looking it up I found out bats and hummingbirds torpor daily too, to conserve their energy!

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u/astraladventures 9h ago

These come steal the cat food my mate in the shanghai suburbs leaves out for the stray cats.

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u/Yo-Yo-Daddy 8h ago

Danzaburou!

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u/chungaroo2 8h ago

Holy raccoon dogs?! Sign me up

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u/InvisibleSeoh 8h ago

I totally thought these things were made up...

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u/PTtriggerjoy 7h ago

Tonakai!!!

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u/Ecopilot 7h ago

If you think these guys are cute please take a stand against the fur trade. They are mass reared in terrible conditions and then skinned alive and tossed into piles to die.

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u/Ok_Log2604 7h ago

Billy bumbler

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u/ridemooses 7h ago

Pom Poko!

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u/Live_Honey_3658 6h ago

Cute! I need a few. ❤️

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u/-GiKi- 6h ago

Never seen these before and now wish I could adopt all of them.

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u/Runo_Slinger 6h ago

Awwwww! These little fellas are plum sweet.

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u/Square_Success3647 6h ago

is racoon dog an actual dog or its jut a name ?

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u/TalkingRaccoon 1h ago

They're part of the Canid family like wolves, foxes, and coyotes. But in their own genus.

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u/SlanderMans 6h ago

Ai generated voice overs..

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u/Joshywa8 6h ago

I must pet one

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u/flappy_twat 5h ago

Apothecary diaries taught me about these

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u/all_time_high 4h ago

I learned about these guys in like 2001 thanks to Ebaum’s World.

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u/triggeron 4h ago

I work with a guy who identifies as a a tanuki

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u/Lostmywayoutofhere 4h ago

ahhh so racoon dogs that I know are not related to raccoons in the states?

well they are called neoguri in Korea and we have a pretty popular seafood ramyeon named after them.

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u/spookyclever 4h ago

It’s a Zigzagoon Pokémon.

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u/TalkingRaccoon 1h ago

I still hold out hope someday for a more raccoon- or tanuki-like pokemon instead of a glorified ferret

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u/FishDeez 4h ago

Chopper!

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u/TalkingRaccoon 1h ago

Chopper is a reindeer

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u/FishDeez 1h ago

Haha that's the inside joke. People always call him raccoon dog.

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u/2stonesONEbird1715 3h ago

The tanooki suit in Mario makes so much more sense now.

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u/cleverusername143 1h ago

Why can't I enter winter dormancy and stop eating?

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u/SeansBeard 1h ago

what happens on Noah's ark stays on Noah's ark

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u/Lord_Of_Carrots 12m ago

Chinese raccoon dogs were imported to Europe in the 1900s and have spread pretty far as an invasive species. There's plenty of them here in Finland but I've only seen them as roadkill

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 14h ago

Um, excuse you. Raccoons are amazing creatures.

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u/Cheesemagazine 13h ago

Tanuki are canidae- dogs that look like raccoons and fill the same ecological niche

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u/mercuriokazooie 8h ago

They're not raccoons though

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u/cypher-dex 15h ago

POMPOKO !

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u/Immediate-Slice3177 14h ago

If you're interested in cute stories, look up the Japanese folktale Kachi-kachi Yama.

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u/CarpetUnique535 14h ago

Aren't they cute

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u/Efficient_Raise7695 15h ago

Aren't these foxes?

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u/ctothel 11h ago edited 11h ago

No, but kind of. "Fox" is a word that's applied to a lot of species that look like foxes, but there's also such a thing as a "true fox".

The Canid family has four tribes / sub-tribes:

  1. Wolves and wolf-like canines: grey wolves, dogs, etc.
  2. South American canines: including the bush dog and maned wolf
  3. Fox-like canines: true foxes, raccoon dogs
  4. Grey foxes

Under the fox-like canines tribe, there is the genus Nyctereutes which includes the raccoon dogs, and the genus Vulpes - the true foxes.

The distinction between a dog and a raccoon dog (tribe level) is basically like humans and gorillas. The distinction between a true fox and a raccoon dog (genus level) is like humans and chimps.

Here's a nice family tree. You'll find the fox-likes in red at the top. Raccoon dogs split from foxes about 8-10 million years ago.

Notice how many "dogs" aren't dogs, and how many "foxes" aren't foxes!

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u/Weelildragon 12h ago

Maybe? I think foxes are part of the canine family as well.

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u/ctothel 11h ago

See my reply for lots of info!

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u/Nudge_em 15h ago

So a dog/wolf fucked a raccoon?

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u/AgentOrange256 15h ago

Do they have hands? That would be another difference.

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u/Walkswithnofear 15h ago

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u/Weelildragon 12h ago

I don't remember this guy having a striped tail. So he is in fact not a raccoon, but a dog?

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