Dog-sitter in Luxembourg tests which language the dog understands

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

[u/pierogi_waystation]

My schnauzer is bilingual. He is immersed in English and that’s his basic commands/praise language. However, as a fail-safe to ensure that a rando doesn’t command him to do something forbidden, his advanced commands are strictly in German.

It shouldn’t matter because I’m his handler and (theoretically) I’m the only one he should obey for any advanced commands, but it seemed reckless to bet bystanders’ safety on that.

Btw, for some reason, about half of everyone who finds out he’s trained in bitework immediately turns on the spot, picks out a person, and commands him to attack that person. I don’t understand why they do this. They seem delighted, like they’re going to see something amazing they’ve never seen before and like, yeah, I assume you’ve never seen every bone in someone’s arm turned into gravel by 110 lbs of snarling black nightmare.

Luckily he has no idea what the words “attack”, “bite” or “restrain” mean. Thankfully, I’ve never had occasion to use the advanced commands anywhere other than the training grounds and in competition.

[u/rollerblowster → u/pierogi_waystation]

You write like a teenage edgelord and I’m fucking here for it! Please write a book it’s so entertaining! I have a colleague who taught her dog in French for exactly this reason.

[u/bringbackfireflypls → u/rollerblowster]

"This."

Reading OPs comment felt like going back in the reddit time machine to when everybody spoke like massive neckbeards haha