r/BeAmazed • u/Admirable-Interest49 • May 13 '26

Skill / Talent Police officer with the pickpocketing skills

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u/ScreamingLabia May 13 '26

People think its weird i put my phone in my bra but aint nobody stealing MY phone lol

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u/remindmetoblock May 13 '26

Bra? Yeah that is strange. But at least only you touch your phone

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u/lilsnatchsniffz May 13 '26

Until it needs a repair and they take it straight out of the boob sweat and hand it to the poor technician. Man I don't miss that job.

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u/komododave17 May 13 '26

You definitely ruined the allure of boob phones.

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u/BuiltNormal May 13 '26

Time for you to learn about boob cash. Smelly, damp notes.

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u/komododave17 May 13 '26

There are a dozen worse ways for cash to get smelly and wet, so that I don’t mind as much.

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u/Mike_Kermin May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26

The thing that'll disappoint you as you get older, as a guy, is learning that every time you say 'oh that's not good' there's a 100 other guys thinking 'he's not looking, now's my chance'.

Edit: Y'all have some fucked up fetishes. (which are fine, with consent from all parties). You can down vote me but I've been on the internet, I've seen the shit you're into. Especially you rates celebrities feet guy. Did you guys know on AO3 F1, yeah, racing cars, have like 20,000 mature or above entries?

.... Or so I've been told.

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u/ScreamingLabia May 13 '26

Dont wprry dude i never even once have had my phone fixed so i am not gonna be a problem for anyone

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u/WowAbstractAlgebra May 14 '26

Seeing the weird shit technicians are into, I wouldn't be surprised if that mf ends up licking the phone instead

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u/TheZealand May 13 '26

Is that strange? I'm a guy but a lot of the women I've known have kept their phone in their bra semi often

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u/remindmetoblock May 13 '26

I got breasts. I can tell you ...we Sweat there..... a lot.

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u/TheZealand May 13 '26

Oh absolutely, but it seems like a decent price to pay for security in public at least. Although idk how bad that is for a phone longterm

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u/secret_alpaca May 13 '26

I worked at a swap meet many years ago in the summer. Too often, women would pull out money from their bras, and hand me soggy bills.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

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u/HaikuPikachu May 15 '26

Worked at a gas station and would refuse to take money out of peoples bras, man would they get pissed but naturally a huge line would form behind them and I would just loudly reiterate how gross that is and sometimes others would even join in on the degeneracy of it

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u/Dependent_One6034 May 13 '26

This is why we always double wrapped the MDMA before entering a venue.

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u/remindmetoblock May 13 '26

I hate the sensation of sweat, not its bacterial Load

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u/originalityescapesme Jul 31 '26

I got one of those UV phone beds seen on shark tank as a present like a decade ago.

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u/distrox May 13 '26

You'd be surprised what women put in their bras to keep stuff safe. Anything goes. Who even needs a wallet?