r/BeAmazed • u/Wooden-Journalist902 • Nov 15 '25

Technology Hypersonic railgun round goes through metal plates like they are made of paper.

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u/Snarkosaurus99 Nov 15 '25

nobody knows what a magnet is. If you don't have a magnet, you don't make a car. You don't make a computer. You don't make televisions and radios and all the other things — you don't make anything

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u/True-Firefighter-796 Nov 15 '25

EVERYTHING COMPUTER

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u/Nubsta5 Nov 15 '25

Stop all the downloadin'!

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u/mowtowcow Nov 15 '25

IMA COMPUTA!

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u/Mental-Debate-289 Nov 15 '25

"Oh wow I'm totally going so fast......AWWWW FUCK."

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u/Scared-One9295 Nov 15 '25

Who wants a BODYMASSAGE?

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u/shoodBwurqin Nov 15 '25

Oooooooooooo

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u/NotGod_DavidBowie Nov 16 '25

Give him the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!

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u/My_Fish_Is_a_Cat Nov 16 '25

I just rewatched these yesterday for the first time in iver a decade. Glad to be reminded of it so soon this time around.

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u/shoodBwurqin Nov 15 '25

Porkchop sandwiches

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u/nomoredroids2 Nov 16 '25

last one there's a penis pump!

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u/KPZ605 Nov 15 '25

Help computer

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u/sidetablecharger Nov 15 '25

Downloadn’t

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u/dropM_Henry Nov 16 '25

Help computer

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u/Wildfathom9 Nov 16 '25

It will be a sad day when no one knows this reference any longer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

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u/True-Firefighter-796 Nov 15 '25

Are you Tim Apple?

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u/Mittelstrahl Nov 15 '25

It’s a Tesler!

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u/MrpibbRedvine Nov 15 '25

It's computers all the way down

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u/MeggaLonyx Nov 15 '25

TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Nov 15 '25

ONLY GOOD CAN HAPPEN

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u/Wokeymcwokerson Nov 16 '25

Different panel

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u/YouAreTotalGarbage Nov 16 '25

Nice catch Blanco Nino. Too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAACKED.

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u/addamee Nov 15 '25

I’ve quoted this line from a piece George Will wrote about Trump so many times but it hasn’t yet been inapplicable:

 the problem isn’t that he does not know this or that, or that he does not know that he does not know this or that. Rather, the dangerous thing is that he does not know what it is to know something.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey Nov 16 '25

His narcissism doesn't allow him to admit that he doesn't know something. So his brain just invents things and tells him that he is right. Hard to imagine a worse quality in a leader. Except for being a pedophile. Except for... Well it's a big list and Trump has all of them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 16 '25

I don’t get the joke, help what does magnets have to do with trump

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u/Spreefor3 Nov 15 '25

That was basically a quote from Trump. He said that nobody knows what a magnet is.

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u/TheJeizon Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 15 '25

Yeah, that's when it was finally confirmed he was a juggalo.

Edit: Added link.

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u/saladmunch2 Nov 15 '25

My exact thought. Fist juggalo president. WOOP WOOP.

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u/LobstahmeatwadWTF Nov 15 '25

He paints his face just like them

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u/Agent-Smith_Virus Nov 15 '25

Akshually....

Word on the street is that Bubba paints his face?

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u/HyFinated Nov 15 '25

What is a Juggalo? Let me think for a second. Oh, he gets butt-naked and then he walks through the streets winking at the freaks with a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks.

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u/Ragnarok314159 Nov 15 '25

What’s is a juggalo? He just don’t care! He might try to put a weave in his nut hair!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

The term is "buck naked".

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u/drgigantor Nov 15 '25

First juggalo president, second bisexual president, man what a groundbreaking week for him

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u/Same_Ebb_7129 Nov 15 '25

The ven diagram of juggalo culture v every other piece of media is astounding how many times those two dip shit clowns cross over and bring their dopey fans with them.

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u/xsavexmexjebus Nov 15 '25

Idunno what you’re talking about. ICP and their fans are very anti-racist. Songs like “Fuck your rebel flag” is on their first album and “Chicken Huntin” is about killing rednecks. You are wrong my guy.

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u/Sweaty-Willingness27 Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 15 '25

Yep, plenty of lyrics about anti-misogyny as well. I'm an admitted fan of the older stuff (I listened up through about Great Milenko) and just found their songs funny and entertaining. My wife and I still crank Boogie Woogie Wu and The Neden Game on occasion. They're just fun and plainly (well, to us I guess) goofy and irreverent.

99% of their stuff shouldn't be taken seriously IMO, but that they (seriously) have a theme of anti-misogynistic/racist lyrics should at least be noted. Though noted objectification of women on their own, which does cancel some of that out, it doesn't speak of rape or physical abuse.

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u/xTakk Nov 15 '25

I listened to ICP for a good chunk of my formative years.. 25 years later I can look back and say it was surely the sexually charged lyrics on the radio that formed my perspective more than the CDs and stuff I went out to find on my own.

ICP, 2 live crew, KMK just weren't censored. Keith sweat, genuine, D'Angelo, a few years later we're on the radio leaking and soaking wet.. pretty sure those are the ones we were "allowed" to listen to that screwed the generation up.

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u/Happinessisawarmbunn Nov 15 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

lip political run include ink spectacular reply boast wakeful workable

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/trwawy05312015 Nov 15 '25

that's honestly a slur against them, the juggalos are far nicer and more inclusive than Trump ever has been

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u/TheJeizon Nov 15 '25

Oh I know, but I couldn't help but laugh at the potential connection.

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u/GangOfNone Nov 15 '25

Blankets - how do they work?

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u/RIP-RiF Nov 15 '25

What the fuck is a clock?!

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u/FactoryBuilder Nov 15 '25

Before knowing what “juggalo” was, I thought you just misspelt “gigolo”

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 Nov 15 '25

He's a gigolo? 😲

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u/TheJeizon Nov 15 '25

That too with the recent Bubba allegations, but no I meant Juggalo.

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u/-_G0AT_- Nov 16 '25

That's offensive to juggalos

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u/algaefied_creek Nov 15 '25

Still no explanation about what a magnet is other than it’s for my fridge to stay shut, “magnets” to stay on my fridge, and railguns and computers to work. 

We don’t know about it at all. Amazing new invention, this “magnet” 

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u/Spreefor3 Nov 15 '25

Good points. Points are like the opposite of nets. Mags are magazines, so is that like a publication with pictures? I like pictures. Maybe it’s like for a gun. Guns are cool. I get it! A magnet is a net for gun magazines. So amazing! I really didn’t know about it. 

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u/saladmunch2 Nov 15 '25

He must be listening to ICP lately.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Nov 15 '25

Oh I thought it was a reference to that zinc video from the Simpsons

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u/justinlav Nov 16 '25

I saw that live. What a freaking idiot

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u/ocular__patdown Nov 15 '25

What do you mean you dont get the joke its just a Trump quote

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

My life doesn’t revolve around the orange man, I don’t go in Twitter and unless it’s something important I don’t watch the news.

Does wonders for my mental health tbh

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u/ocular__patdown Nov 15 '25

Brother you don't have to go on Twitter idiotic quotes like that infiltrate most subs

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Yes, often with no context. And 9 times out of 10 it IS a screenshot from Twitter when they bother to explain the context.

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u/_Tonan_ Nov 15 '25

If you missed it, you should really check out the new emails that released. It affects all of us.

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u/kashmir1974 Nov 15 '25

If you are on reddit and see something batshit insane, it's usually something Trump said.

Because the folks who voted for him are just as brain dead.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Calling well over half the nation brain dead then expecting them to vote in your favor is wild

Like who in their right mind is gonna go “oh this person called me a dumbass! Let’s vote for him!”

Attack the Idealology, not the person. You only make enemies that way.

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u/kashmir1974 Nov 16 '25

Except folks worship the clown in charge. Nobody can find a 5 minute video of him talking or making a speech where he doesn't sound like a psychological liar or raving lunatic.

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u/TunisMagunis Nov 16 '25

Do you vote?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Is Twitter nessesary to be informed?

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u/AdLiving8708 Nov 15 '25

Donika Lewinsky you mean

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u/Potential_Pool_6025 Nov 15 '25

Trump wasn't mentioned...seems you know something we dont?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

The other comments were ranting the usual trump hate and copy pasting the pedo files so i was confused.

Apparently, it’s a crime to not be glued to your news channel 24/7 or have Twitter on your phone because the people in the comments sure treat it that way.

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u/LegendOfKhaos Nov 15 '25

He said nobody knows what magnets are, which is ridiculous, they are clearly magic rocks.

Seriously, though, he doesn't understand the importance of magnets or that we already know the science behind them. I've never seen a more incompetent person with so much confidence.

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u/JustNilt Nov 16 '25

they are clearly magic rocks

This is absolutely correct.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey Nov 16 '25

Trump recently said that nobody understands magnets and he said that if a magnet gets wet it stops working.

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u/guns_mahoney Nov 15 '25

Consider this, if Bill Clinton's dick is steel, then Trump's mouth is a magnet. Glarble glarble

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u/DEADFLY6 Nov 15 '25

Would a magnet help to release the Epstein Files? A Maga-Magnet!! 🤣😂🤣😂. Sometimes I crack myself up.

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u/Soepkip43 Nov 15 '25

I also thought about trump talking about going back to a steam catapult.. such a loon.. the future is electric. Rail guns, microwave, laser, ewar.. it all requires copious amounts of electricity.

But then it sinks .. and there is a shark..

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u/Over-Conversation220 Nov 15 '25

Listen. Magnets do not work underwater. I know this. I know more about magnets that anyone. I had a professor from MIT tell me that he’s never met anyone who knows more about magnets than me. He said “sir, you can’t put a magnet on an aircraft carrier. The waves!”

And they want to put them into windmills. On the ocean. The beautiful ocean. And the birds.

The birds die of cancer because of wind.

You can’t have China have all the magnets.

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u/FishingOver5194 Nov 15 '25

"The windmills are driving them crazy… they’re driving the whales a little batty… and now they’re washing up on your shores in numbers never seen before... If you’re into whales, you don’t want windmills...The only thing I totally admired about crazy whales is the following… They’d swim to a beach… lay down and within minutes they're sleeping and you have cameras watching them. I could never do that. I would never be able to sleep like that... not like sleepy whales”

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u/PeachScary413 Nov 16 '25

I can't even tell if this is a real quote or not.

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u/FishingOver5194 Nov 16 '25

3 real quotes mashed together, except the third one is him talking about biden, not whales

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u/4N_Immigrant Nov 15 '25

sharks with frickin lazer beams on their frickin heads?

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u/Mahadragon Nov 15 '25

You forgot about phase plasma rifles

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u/Soepkip43 Nov 15 '25

Thats man portable.. he will be pulling the army and marines back a decade or 2 on something else.. maybe order a new batch of hummers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

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u/lolkkthxbye Nov 15 '25

How do they work?

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u/Half-Borg Nov 15 '25

Yes Donnie, and now we go into the oval office and sign some very important papers. Here I've printed out some of your best tweets. But don't watch fox news again, you know that just makes you angry. And we don't need another tariff, ok?

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u/prodgodq2 Nov 15 '25

That's because he's got some investor friends that have come up with magnets that everybody will soon know about. The best magnets. The greatest magnets ever made! Go to your nearest Trump store, on sale now at half price!

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u/Half-Borg Nov 15 '25

Made from pure gold?

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u/Level9TraumaCenter Nov 15 '25

Magnetic gold. We charge a premium for that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

Everything's computer.

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u/Axolotis Nov 15 '25

Also don’t get magnets wet

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Nov 15 '25

Thanks Magnets!

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u/Silver-Instruction73 Nov 16 '25

You put a magnet in a glass of water, that’s the end of the magnet.

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u/PIWIprotein Nov 15 '25

Soon he will be inviting the insane clown posey to discuss further scientific endeavors

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u/Naive_Personality367 Nov 15 '25

they clearly have a lot of the same brilliant thoughts.

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u/AlternativePea6203 Nov 15 '25

I do have a magnet, I still don't make anything..... I'm worse than Trump!

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u/Willzyx_on_the_moon Nov 15 '25

Also, water kills magnets.

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u/Dioxybenzone Nov 15 '25

If there’s one thing he knows, thats it.

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u/fishblargs Nov 16 '25

I remember a guy saying "a series of tubes" in congress to explain the internet and that was enough to lose your job.

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u/house343 Nov 16 '25

That's funny and Trump is super dumb, but railguns don't use magnets. 

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u/WolfOfPort Nov 16 '25

It’s pretty easy to know what a magnet is

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u/Hypersky75 Nov 19 '25

Here's the thing: Nobody knows what gravity is either. Isn't that neat?