r/BatmanArkham • 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 • 8h ago

Strange Discussions Who throws it back better, Cumface or Optimum Prime?

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u/HugeNothing1703 8h ago

Why isn’t clamface using his abilities to make his bum bigger, is he stupid?

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u/JackYoshi4 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 8h ago

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u/dannyyang910930 MΔ…Ε„ΓŸΓ«xΕ―Γ¦ΔΎΓ­Ε₯Ε· 8h ago

I’d pay 1 billion to let me be inserted between Optimal Crime’s tires and let his lubricant oil flow all over my body and into my GI tract

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u/The_Uruk-Hai Nothing Inappropriate 5h ago

Shlick shlock ooohhh lalaaaaaa

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u/JackYoshi4 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 7h ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Art3879 6h ago

What’s this from?

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u/JackYoshi4 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 6h ago

SMG4

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen All Para-Biddybuds must die 8h ago

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u/JackYoshi4 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 8h ago

He can be friends with her

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u/__Dirty_Dan- 6h ago

NO YOUVE DONE YOUR DAMAGE

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u/JackYoshi4 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 6h ago

FUCK

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u/buttamilk_jesus 8h ago

Clayface does that in the movie btw

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u/JackYoshi4 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 8h ago

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u/Boxo_Croco 7h ago

Why is purple moon knight here?

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u/JackYoshi4 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 7h ago edited 7h ago

Because a "spoiler" was posted then I posted Spoiler

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u/ElectronicControl762 8h ago

The friction burn from those tires would be godly
https://giphy.com/gifs/t0SMGIYAGVtkUmFBHM

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u/Liimbo 8h ago

Cumface better technique. Optimum better booty jiggle.

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u/MajesticBallsuck 8h ago

Can clayface use the wheels on his rear to spin on dih like a foam dart in a nerf gun with a flywheel?

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u/untakenu 7h ago

Optimus is making those things SQUEAK.

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u/laissezfaire326 6h ago

Clayface has the better twerking skills, but Optimus Prime is just blessed with a large, natural rear end. Clayface just doesn't have the assets to compete with Prime, despite Clayface clearly being more skilled at the game. Sadly, I'll have to give this one to Prime.

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u/Yvn6Toaster 6h ago

Do i even need to say anything?

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u/XxmilkytoastxX 7h ago

Optimal Pride*

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u/OGfrank_fritter 6h ago

Only if cumface does it in the movie

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u/Comprehensive-Hat684 6h ago

Bro made me wipe

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u/JackYoshi4 🫍 Orca goon 🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍🫍 6h ago

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u/Solrex 5h ago

I thought this was posted on the dark and darker sub,and to be honest, the gif wouldn’t be out of place at the moment xD

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u/hamonicmantitties 5h ago

Clayface got the skill

Optimus has the ass

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u/Calm_Comfortable7225 3h ago

My goat Prime double trailered up

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u/_OneRandomGuy_ 1h ago

The idea that this was even a challenge is ridiculous. Optimus solos

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u/Super_Volume6115 I am the milkman, my milk is delicious. 1h ago

Prime has a HARD DRIVE 100gb OF RAM all love bytesΒ 

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u/Optimusprimematrix 1h ago

My goat Optimus ofc