r/BatmanArkham • • 6d ago

Strange Discussions DC fans when the Lanterns finale is a super well written character study and not John and Sinestro hitting each other in space with green and yellow hammers

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u/Yanismarvel Harley Favorite Goon 6d ago

Why would they used Hammer ? Thor is the God of Hammer and Axes, no one can use those without his permission and no one exept Jane can use Hammer without asking

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u/Delta_pinapple 6d ago

How could you forget about my goat beta ray bill

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u/19adam92 R.I.P Skedetcher 6d ago

Ain’t that Miley Cyrus’ dad?

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u/GKRKarate99 The Dark Skin Knight 6d ago

He’s not a goat he’s a horse

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u/mad_laddie 5d ago

What's a horse? He's just a gross looking Korbinite.

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u/Yanismarvel Harley Favorite Goon 6d ago

Never mention nor seen in the MCU so he doesn't exist for now. Ask Kevin to add him

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u/WeaknessUnlucky1960 6d ago

His face is a statue in Ragnarok with all the previous gladiator champions I believe

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u/Consistent_Turnip161 6d ago

Was that the left screaming goat or the right one I always get them confused

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u/Owloss1000000 6d ago

Hal would use hammer is the good guy, and sinistro would use scythe and chainsaw cause pointy blades = bad guy

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u/ColdWarCharacter Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 6d ago

Guy would use the hammer

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u/alf1051 6d ago

“You can go do all the cool green lantern stuff in space Guy. I’ll stay on earth and do all the boring shit because our budget won’t allow anything large scale to actually happen. See you in like 3-4 years when season 2 comes out!”

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u/impsworld 6d ago

Bro hit Guy with the “Nah, imma do my own thing.”

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 6d ago

Which is so funny considering Guy could've whopped his ass and just taken the ring there.

So weirdly out of character for him to get pressed so easily.

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u/SubZeroKelvin 6d ago

As far as Guy knows John has a charged ring at that point.

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u/CheifPig123 I'm proud of you, Dick 6d ago edited 6d ago

The implication was that john was bluffing having already charged it but even then guy still should have pushed back more, he was willing to fight superman just a year prior and he should know that john has less experience with the ring than him

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u/DIOmega5 6d ago

They are on the same team, though. They rep the same squad. Guy is a loyal to the Lantern Corp. 

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u/mad_laddie 5d ago

He has little reason to think John was ill intentioned. Plus, if John's bringing up code for the Guardians' ears then there's bigger things going on.

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 6d ago

Guy has like 10 years of experience on him and was even ready to fight Superman.

I don't see how he's at any disadvantage even if John wasn't bluffing.

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u/Nimmyjewtron87 6d ago

Superman famously doesn’t kill and isn’t an ex marine with a stronger version of the most powerful weapon in the universe

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 6d ago

Superman is also the strongest hero on earth.

John is an ex marine with a device he doesn't really know how to use.

I don't see how Guy would lose.

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u/OddCombination 5d ago

Honestly given the reaction to the "code" we might be able to attribute this to his brain damage

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u/ROBtimusPrime1995 6d ago edited 6d ago

Guy tried defeating a gigantic imp with a baseball bat and an enormous kaiju with oven mitts & an eye-poker.

He has the spirit and means well...but...

Edit: why do I even bother? Everyone in this post is arguing over whataboutism, and it is so annoying.

Guy didn't fight John because he knows he is a good person, and this shit is far from being over, almost like there's a Season 2 coming soon.

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u/MuddFishh 6d ago

Remember how the guardians grew disdain for Hal because he had no respect for the chain of command? Guy knows he needs to go-ahead before making a move on John, especially with the code he was asked to deliver.

With Superman, a possible interplanetary threat beyond all threats, of course he was willing to throw down in a 3-on-1 situation. Guardians already charged him to neutralise threats like a rogue Superman, he didn't need to double check.

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 6d ago

But from Guys perspective, John is literally a dude who manipulated him into bringing the corpse of Hal just so he could steal his ring.

And given the fact the guardians never actually approved of him to be a green lantern, Guy has more to lose by just going to them and telling them one of their rings was taken by an unsanctioned CIVILIAN than an approved lantern.

Guy would've thrown hands if he was actually written in character.

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u/mad_laddie 5d ago

John was the Guardians pick though. They approved him, John just turned it down.

John is breaking protocol yes, but I doubt Guy has any reason to think John is a threat like what Superman could have been.

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u/Mr_Olivar 6d ago

John's code clearly made Guy unsure if there was something going on he wasn't aware of. Kicking John's ass could have been a very bad idea.

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 6d ago

It's still Guy freaking Gardner. He wouldn't just back down like that especially considering he was ready to fight an enraged Superman off the false assumption he was a plant conqueror.

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u/mad_laddie 5d ago

John's picking a fight with the Guardians so Guy assumes there's something bigger going on.

Guy also probably doesn't think John's a bad guy or a threat to the planet.

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u/Bitter-Grocery-7138 6d ago

"See you in like 3-4 years when season 2 comes out and my ring gets robbed so I don't use all the time inflating the budget"

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u/Outrageous-Wait-8895 6d ago

Seven episodes of John at the Lantern Corps Genius Bar waiting to have his ring battery replaced.

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u/77Sage77 Origins Multiplayer Enjoyer 6d ago

All the cool shi happened off-screen

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u/LeonSigmaKennedy 6d ago

Writers doing olympic level maneuvers to avoid showing an actual, on-screen alien that isn't just a guy with a sunburn.

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u/GraveDancer1971 Killer Moth boss fight (No-hit speedrun) 6d ago

You forgetting the goat Earl

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u/Am_i_banned_yet__ 5d ago

Yes and it’s gonna be peak and probably even better than season 1, which was great

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u/LeonSigmaKennedy 6d ago

"It's impossible for a story to have, down to earth, realistic character moments, and high concept superhero action at the same time."

The humble Spider-Man:

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u/Lukelandswimmer 5d ago

Hell, Spider-Noir was a show this year that was able to mix Spider-Man shenanigans with a grounded story.

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u/Salty_Tale_6634 yeah...i'm Man 6d ago

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u/Specific-Author-7147 Handy Man 6d ago

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u/SelectGas4607 6d ago

You can now goon as Luigi

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u/dynamitegypsy who the FUCK am i? 6d ago

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u/No_Tear_2287 6d ago

That lineup crispy as fuck

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u/Beanichu 6d ago edited 6d ago

I don’t think it’s to ridiculous to expect there to be actual green lanterns doing green lantern things in a show called lanterns. Imagine if the made a show called spiders and Peter and miles never wear their suits and don’t webswing and just spend the entire time in some shithole in Central America before Peter gets shot by some oc.

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u/CountTruffula 6d ago

Like spider noir with nick cage, basically just a classic noir detective series with a tiny bit of spidering. Brilliant

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 6d ago

Spider Noir had tons of spidering compared to Lanterns

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u/Beanichu 6d ago

Spider-noir is a spinoff with a character nobody particularly cares about in a world where we already get a bunch of spider-man content. Not the main Green lantern plus one of the most popular. We also don’t get any other live action Green lantern media.

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 6d ago

I cared about spidernoir 😢

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u/CountTruffula 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'd disagree that it's only good the way it is because we've had other action/CGI heavy spider men films, it's just a good story.

Plus the vacuum of other films shouldn't matter, if people are desperate to see constructs and big battles there's plenty of comics and animated movies. I'm not defending it or saying it was good but I don't think it's bad by virtue of dedicating several live action films to CGI grunt offs before you stop prioritising fights

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u/shinkiju 6d ago

Actually the difference is that spider-noir did in fact wear a costume and stwing through a city fighting badguys, lanterns is just blatantly ashamed of being a super hero show

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u/WiseGreybeard 3d ago

And the other difference is that Spider-Noir has a secret identity so there is an in-universe reason to not have Spider-Man doing Spider-Man things all the time: to not blow his cover. But in this series and the comics everyone knows the face of Hal, so he could be doing green constructs from sunrise to sunset and no one would care.

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u/theassassin53035 5d ago

The expectation is fine. To use it as criticism is childish. Are we supposed to think a Lanterns show can only work if it has large construct battles and space joyrides. The show brought up such amazing character writing and lore and mechanics of the ring and willpower. Thats alot of fictional shit brought out and narratively such a masterpiece show. They focused on the characters and story for now i think thats worthy of saying a show is 10 or 9 out of 10

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u/DepartureNatural9340 6d ago

I loved it but it absolutely Is a surf dracula

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u/Illustrious-Sky1616 6d ago

Idk exactly what that means….but I chuckled enough to like it 😂

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u/DepartureNatural9340 6d ago

It's a trope about how back in the day, if someone made a show surf Dracula, that Dracula would be surfing every episode. But now it'd be a whole origin story of him getting the board and getting to the beach, then 5 minutes of surfing

Again, loved the show, but the trope is funny lmao

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u/Beanichu 6d ago

Except we didn’t even get the five fucking minutes. We see like four constructs the entire damn time.

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u/Once-Upon-A-Rhyme 6d ago

They literally outdid the Surf Dracula meme

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u/Outrageous-Wait-8895 6d ago

And one of them is a bottle opener.

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u/KinglessCrown 6d ago

Oh boy that is accurate and that is really fucking funny, boy there is a trope for everything and then some.

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u/TLcool 6d ago

The trope also continues in that the following seasons also barely show Dracula surfing, constantly just teasing it until the last episode of the season.

I will say that I don't think it will be the case for lanterns, we're seeing him doing cool shit in MoT. I predict that season 2 will still keep the show grounded, but also actually make more fight scenes with green lantern constructs, finding a middle ground.

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u/Once-Upon-A-Rhyme 6d ago

Solid chance that after this merger we don’t get more. Things my issue with all the comic shows lately. Either the company cancels them or some corporate maneuvering happens and then they’re canceled for other reasons. We could very well have watched a season of Surf Dracula just to find out that they’re going to reboot Surf Dracula under new management and five years from now we get a worse Surf Dracula

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u/moosemuffin12 6d ago

I know it doesn’t fit this trope exactly but the post-credits scene in The King’s Man was really the peak of blockbuster teasers.

For those who haven’t seen it, the movie takes place during WW1 and at the very end they introduce a certain young Austrian painter like he’s fuckin Thanos lmao it’s amazing

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u/WeltyFern 6d ago

Me when John doesn’t turn a helicopter into a Hot Wheels car for no fucking reason in the Green Lantern show (it’s nothing like the Ryan Reynolds movie)
https://giphy.com/gifs/Xbh3RSUbOpH1u

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u/MathUnusual4680 6d ago

That you?

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u/WeltyFern 6d ago

Yes. Lantern didn’t use a minigun one singular time.

Please tell me people realize I’m joking

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u/MoonsterGoopter 6d ago

make a low budget, modern batman show where Bruce gets 95% of the screentime compared to batman, one scene of batman gliding looks like he's being lifted by wires, and the antagonists are said to be one of the largest threats ever but are shown to be weak.

you'll love it... right? 

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u/Bubba89 6d ago

Some people still claim to love Gotham, so yeah I guess so.

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u/D3wdr0p 6d ago

I am one of those people! It was REALLY good!

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 6d ago

It was amazing

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u/InsanityIsAGift 6d ago

Gotham was a brief slice of heaven in the hell that is earth

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u/Tom_Stevens617 6d ago

Even low budget can't be an excuse, they had $120+ mil

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u/Jerry_0boy 🥶 Nutwing 🥶 6d ago

Don’t forget when they kill Bruce in the first episode and have the answer to the “mystery” be because a new love interest who has been shown to be level headed decides to erratically shoot the man she supposedly loves in the face instead of having a conversation with him, only to face absolutely zero repercussions because Damian somehow decides that justice shouldn’t be served because apparently “Bruce would’ve wanted it”, and proceeds to wear the cowl that he robbed from Bruce’s corpse.

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u/FindingTraditional34 6d ago

Basically Gotham knights by the CW

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u/Jerry_0boy 🥶 Nutwing 🥶 6d ago

I hate that you’re right

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u/Silverhunter555 6d ago

Surf dracula

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u/Subject879 6d ago

Lantern fans when comic book readers wanted a green lantern show

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u/DepartureNatural9340 6d ago

My main issue is hals death felt clunky, I understand the intent that hal was risking shaking up her delusion about a calm small town life, but girl straight up drew her pistol, 180'd into a headshot. The argument should have been longer and allowed to get more heated up first

Also John hugging his abusive mom was gross, I get it's supposed to be him letting go of his trauma. But his mom was evil as fuck

Noah was great though, and I do feel like they should have elaborated more on the new lantern, sinestro forged it with no further elaboration on the how felt handwavey

I feel like the disappointment of some fans is the shows fault in some regards tho. The battle against zoe with the town being riddled with space lazers set the bar too high for the finale, and I think it's not unfair to have expected more of an actual confrontation with the way they built up sinestro as this terrifying dude who killed a guardian and was sent to one of the highest security prisons in the galaxy, and while I'm sure that'll pay off next season, I don't blame folks expecting that to pay off in the finale

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u/elemepep-ton 6d ago

What I hated about how he forgave his mom was the part when he says that each time she sent John to a dangerous place it was like "holding her breath" and how worried she was. If something had happened to John, that crazy ass woman would have just used one of John's sibblings or even make a new one.

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u/Tijenater 6d ago

I would’ve liked a little more scifi in the show.

Would it kill them to have Kilowog show up for his funeral for like, 2 minutes and dip? Or show Noah busting Sinestro out of super space jail with his manhunter tech?

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u/Large-Teach9165 5d ago

The whole lantern discourse is so brain numbing. The self proclaimed "inletectuals" can't comprehend that not everyone who dislikes the ending was a fanboy expecting action.

Even as a dramatic show, its ending left a lot to be desired.

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u/Flashy_Play_7605 4d ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand “Lanterns”

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u/NoProduce1480 3d ago

"dont insultingly generalize those of us who didnt like it"
insultingly generalizes those of us who did like it

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u/CyanaMoss 3d ago

“wahh you’re all just a hive mind”
said the hive mind

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u/StrawBoy00 2d ago

Fuck you
-fuck you

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u/stuks100 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 6d ago

You can acknowledge it’s a good show while also acknowledging that it’s a show ashamed of the source material for absolutely no reason.

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u/Once-Upon-A-Rhyme 6d ago

Well said. I didn’t hate it. I felt optimistic and gave it the benefit of the doubt all the way up to the credits and was left disappointed

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u/elemepep-ton 6d ago

The least they could have done was give John a suit when he flew away at the end, instead we got regular dude flying in creative mode, not even a green glowing aura

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u/Simongergo514 6d ago

Pretty toxic. I liked the show, but it was too grounded and low budget, I could see a short fight, writing was great tho. So am I a cry baby now, or just regular viewer who has his own thoughts, and opinions.

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u/Reasonable-Trick5851 6d ago

The perfect and best comment ever from here, i love it.

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u/UnstoppableBlueBlur SONic 😭😭😭 6d ago

Regular cry viewer baby

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u/Kmart_Stalin 6d ago

You’re an mature adult viewer that’s for sure

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u/Magus_Sagittarius 6d ago

I know very little about Green Lantern, so I'm just disappointed that nothing happened in the finale. There's no climax.

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u/Ornery-Emergency9291 6d ago

too much to ask for sorry

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u/OmManiMantra 6d ago

I don’t know if it’s the Goomba Effect, but I have no clue why the people making fun of Marvel for having their shows devolve into last minute CGI slopfights, wanted the Lanterns to end the exact same way.

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u/S0LO_Bot 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’s because CGI slopfests are important if the character in the comics is essentially a drawn slopfest.

And people absolutely made fun of early MCU for occasionally being afraid of its own premises. It’s just MCU was able to establish itself in a way that it felt it could experiment with cool powers and still hold some level of realism.

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u/shadowcladwarrior 5d ago

Loki isn't a cgi slopfest but works excellently with showing his powers and growth of powers when needed and with a great story.

Do you genuinely believe that cgi slopfest and near zero cgi and usage of powers are the only 2 options? Nothing in between?

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 6d ago

I mean is it wrong people were expecting more classic green lantern stuff from a show about them?

Like of all the superheroes to make grounded, I think the intergalactic space cops who fight aliens shouldn't be one of them.

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King 6d ago

exactly!

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u/ImGonnaCum 6d ago

I feel like I was tricked into watching a season of Fargo.

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u/TheMagi7 4d ago

Nah, Fargo has good writing.

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u/Awesomebacon711 6d ago

I mean, it’s one thing to expect a project to be a certain way. It’s another to put down an entire project just because it was doing something that wasn’t your expectations.

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u/sadkinz 6d ago

What the fuck is the point of making a superhero show if the people with superhero powers don’t use them?

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u/Serious_Not_Surely 6d ago

Because the creators/producers thought the “Green” was stupid.

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u/DovaDudeButCool 6d ago

We could have both, but people like you are making the people with the money think that they don't need to spend the money on cool superhero shit

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls Am I stupid? 6d ago

Yea this was a great origin story. Not to mention that we’re getting a season 2 as well as potential cameos

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u/grey_yeon2802 6d ago

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u/MathUnusual4680 6d ago

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u/Dry-Principle2627 6d ago

Someone Is gonna comment With that "how can I make this about deltarune" meme, I'm feeling It.

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u/knigheht 6d ago

Oh fuck me for wanting some lantern action in my lantern show.

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u/Ornery-Emergency9291 6d ago

it is a COMIC BOOK show mind you

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u/Valiant_Revan WE MUST JONKLE TONIGHT! 6d ago

I haven't watched Lanterns (HBO Max isn't a thing in my country and I'm too lazy to sail the 7 seas) but I did recently rewatch Rogar Rabbit... How's that for timing

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King 6d ago

I think the real baby is the one who calls others babies because he misunderstands what people are upset about and can only comprehend valid criticism as "we want cgi fights! wah!"

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u/Naeelkalz 5d ago

This you MOD?

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King 5d ago

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u/Ok_Bit_577 5d ago

An ElderQu post that I actually liked?

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u/YagiFromM4rs 6d ago

Lanterns fan when I ask them if anything in the show was greening or lanterning (what green lanterns are supposed to do)

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u/Im-A-Moose-Man 5d ago

Counterpoint: Hal Jordan gets domed, which means the fans of him will have to wait until the DCU runs its course (or goes into multiverse/non-canon stuff) for another attempt at a live action HJ.

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u/LWILK_99 6d ago

I don’t get how the people harping on media literacy are calling that a well written ending

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u/LeonSigmaKennedy 6d ago

How every person who uses "media literacy" like a magic spell to avoid engaging in criticism they disagree with looks like:

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u/LWILK_99 6d ago

I wish I could upvote this 500 times.
All the buzzwords are unbearable

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u/Naeelkalz 5d ago edited 5d ago

Gonna make a meme out of your comment, BRB

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u/brometheus_11 Killer C#ck 6d ago

i really liked it as a show overall, but the way they treated hal's story and with how much they grounded the show about superheroes who are space cops in essence really bugged me. For me, it was an amazing show overall but as a green lantern show it's not my cup of tea🤷

i hope they show more of Oa and the other lanterns in the next season

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u/Whimsical_Puddle 6d ago

"Superhero fans when they expect to see superhero things in the superhero show"

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u/LeoGMS22 6d ago

Is the "super well written" finale with us?

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u/skuls1 6d ago

this is me seeing funny meme but also lifelong GL glazer watching them butcher that shi

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u/belovedstoneworker 6d ago

Man, I just wanna see something cool sometimes. There's nothing wrong with that. This show heavily sacrificed the cool factor of the comics because they didn't have the budget. It's just a little unfortunate.

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u/Eldr1tchB1rd 6d ago

Dc fans when cool green lantern stuff is not happening in the green lantern show

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u/CrowdyFowl 6d ago edited 6d ago

“Super well written character study” bro what? It was fine

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u/MyThrowaway3121 6d ago

I enjoyed it, I thought it was interesting.

But it was a huge Surf Dracula, written by people who don't like that they're writing superhero media.

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u/-Eastwood- 6d ago

I think the show was fantastic but it really didn't feel like a Green Lantern show. Too little constructs but the writing and directing was top notch.

I'm still a bit iffy on James Gunn throwing everyone into the deep end with these characters in terms of plot.

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u/Background-Cake-1300 5d ago

Gunn wasn't even involved like damn find another #1 problem

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u/OGKOTM 5d ago

Have you never watched good movies or television? This show had embarrassingly bad writing.

I swear lanterns fans have never watched a show before

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u/pissdrinking101 5d ago

Dude for real

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u/beesinabiscuit 6d ago

“Super well written” is generous. I liked the show a lot but cmon now

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u/mold_breather 6d ago

Reading this comment section is like being Man visiting Jonkler in the Aslume

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u/Present-Passenger772 5d ago

I swear I see more people like OP whining about other people's whining

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u/YesterdayOrnery1726 6d ago

why so many upvotes but all the comments hating? its such a weird thing when i see this lol

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u/KeyVillain 6d ago

Not everyone who agrees has the time or energy to type out a post

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u/killzonev2 Am I stupid? 6d ago

Sorry I wanted some green lantern in my green lantern show

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u/ExpectingFriend 6d ago

"Why does John Stewart say "ax"?"

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u/asifsaj 6d ago

Let me ax you a question

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u/Addict_Opossum 6d ago

aggressive head rubbing

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"Lemme ax you somethin'"

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u/TJK_919 Arkham Origins 6d ago

As reductive as the latter sounds, first flight has exactly that while  managing to tell a story of someone finding their place as a hero and what it means to be one, ultimately being the one to take down someone who doesn't get it. It's been done. It's been done lots of times. If they hate something new that much, they can just watch other things.

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u/The_Aeris_Raha 6d ago

It was fun and all, but damn didn't they do Hal dirty in favour of the — ahem — most boring and incompetent Green Lantern of all time.

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u/Any-Breakfast-8083 6d ago

Fellas is is wrong to ask for superhero stuff in a superhero show

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u/TheRealAwest 6d ago

We not crying, we sleep because of how boring the show was.

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u/Thatoneguy111700 6d ago

It's a good show, I'm just confused why they choose Green Lantern as the focus. Could've easily made it about Blue Beetle, Green Arrow, the Question, hell Hawkman and you wouldn't get the criticisms of people being disappointed about the special effects.

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u/John_Bulbasaur 6d ago

I loved the ending (a little miffed about the oath at the end) but see why people would be upset

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u/RA_Finance 5d ago

Well written?

It's well acted. Not well written.

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u/Calight 5d ago

"Well written"

Jajaja, good one.

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u/GeneralJPenguin 5d ago

What does this have to do with the Batman Arkham series?

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u/Sea-Distribution4226 5d ago

Well written where exactly

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u/chrisgar2000 6d ago

Coming up next from the mind of Tom King

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u/Conner_S_Returns 6d ago

DCU fanboys are turning into Snyder cultists lmao

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u/mr_flerd 6d ago

Yeah bc all the criticisms of the show are def from people like this and this isnt a straw man at all

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u/MaskedJesterArt 6d ago

Im tired of the straw man arguments from both sides. All discussion about this show has been so exhausting

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u/GUNS_N_BROSES 6d ago

The audacity of people wanting a superhero show to have superhero doing superhero things

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u/CavilIsBestSuperman 6d ago

This is genuinely such a pathetic and manipulative defense

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u/BingusBongusBongus Jonk juice is so tasty i love it 🤤🤤🤤 6d ago

I mean i get this, but it feels like nowadays every single superhero TV show ends has to be so much more grounded and less superhero-y

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u/batchet360 6d ago

mfs when people want to see superhero things in superhero media:

https://giphy.com/gifs/MJd3uGnPA0sh6VZMge

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u/Interesting-Ring647 6d ago

" super well written " ooof

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u/Author-S Am I stupid? 6d ago

Wouldn't exactly call it a "well written character study" but to each their own, but let's not shrug off people with genuine critiques under the shield of "media literacy"

That mindset is breaching Snydercult territory

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u/guthmund 6d ago

It's already there.

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u/Again_718 6d ago

idk man i cant explain thoroughly, the show was great but the finale just didnt land

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u/Lord_of_glencoe 6d ago

A lot of people are saying “it’s good, but was not really green lantern stuff” but so think it’s a poorly done non-green lantern show. I would’ve loved a show that was primarily dialogue focused, and it could’ve had zero constructs appear, as long as it was actually well written and didn’t just hit me over the head with half-assed metaphors, and has gaping plot holes

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u/Sad_Juggernaut_5103 5d ago

My problem is nothing about it was interesting. The setting to the characters everything was just bland. I forgot I even watched the show. It just had nothing going for it. The mystery was completely uninteresting in my opinion to

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u/Initial-Length-9791 6d ago

Posts like this are always the mark of a successful media project. It definitely doesn’t indicate that the project was an abject failure and people have to vaguepost making fun of critics in a pathetic attempt to defend it. Green space cop show was bad. Get over it. Move on. Find something worth defending. Find a show that actually values your time and investment instead of just dangling keys in front of your face just to subvert your expectations and throw the keys down the drain.

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u/person_number_1038 6d ago

Yeah but it wasn't well written. It was poorly paced, reliant on exposition and drawn out. It required the audience to care about random side characters with 30 seconds of screen time and resolved the most interesting elements off screen.

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u/Chance-Vacation7965 6d ago

this is a pysop against Hal

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u/AyKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6d ago

Larpers when a showrunner and director hate the source material, and intentionally alienate the DC fans (gif provided)

You know what finale would've been better? If he teamed up with Guy, imprisoned her, Noah and Sinestro, which could allow Guy to say that he needed the help John provided, in turn the Guardians saying that if John is so helpful while Guy is not good enough:

- they may as well let them both govern the same place - which would be a nice alternative where you can have both in a movie or the next season as frenemies that may turn against each other from their rivalry

- or better yet, tell Guy that he can keep his ring but he has to now guard a sister location, that's much safer, as he can't even take care of earth - that would anger Guy so you could still have the John vs Guy immediate pvp next time they meet

It's also badly written as a finale already.

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u/Dry-Principle2627 6d ago

Thoughts about larpers?

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u/AyKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6d ago

Both fans and larpers are allowed to exist, but both sides shouldn't throw a fit just because Larpers don't like something being 1:1 with the source material, or because they think it is bad, and just because Fans don't like something not being 1:1 with the source material, or because they think it is bad.

You are allowed to dislike something, you are allowed to like something, but you are just an ass if you go after someone for them NOT liking something. It's akin to skinning someone alive just because they don't want to eat escargot.

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u/just_so_irrelevant 6d ago

this is a show about the green lanterns where all the active green lanterns on earth cant fucking stand each other and want each other gone. meanwhile one of the core appeals of green lantern is the camraderie amongst the lanterns, ESPECIALLY between hal, john, guy, and kyle.

the moment i realized that this is what the show wanted, it completely died for me. guess we'll have to wait another 15 years for a faithful and well-executed adaption of GL in live action

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u/RellePhoenix 6d ago

I can excuse it with Guy in particular, because the idea of the other lanterns not being able to stand him isn't exactly new, but Hal and John? Just atrocious

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u/just_so_irrelevant 6d ago

lanterns managed to make guy gardner look like the most agreeable and unassertive green lantern on earth

this show gets dumber and dumber the more you sit and think about it.

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u/RellePhoenix 6d ago

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, not exactly defending the show here

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u/just_so_irrelevant 6d ago

dont worry i understood that perfectly

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u/SwordMasterShow 6d ago

Fire hans 🎉🎉

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u/ByrnToast8800 jesus was the first jonkler 6d ago

I haven’t watched it nor do I care about it but I’m going to disagree simply because I can grrr

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u/CanOfRandom 6d ago

Honestly that wasn't even the problem. The finale was good, but basically everyone just gave up. Oh, Sinestro has escaped? It's okay, he's tied up. Noah's a manhunter? It's okay, Noah just gives up asks John to kill him. John confronts Kerry about Noah? It's okay, she just rolls over and admits to killing the last guy who did that. Kerry admits to killing Hal and says she'll turn herself in? It's okay, John says Hal probably wouldn't want that and actually John's not even that mad. John confronts Guy and exposes himself as stealing a ring and having an unsanctioned lantern? It's okay, Guy immediately surrenders the whole planet and leaves. Hal was worried that the unsanctioned lantern might be corrupt? It's okay, turns out that's not a big deal and it works just fine. John's mom was abusively strict his whole life and John is finally going home to see her? It's okay, he's cool with her now because Kerry was sad about her kid and being fearful of your own abuse just wipes out the mind-blowingly insane decision to do that in the first place. (Like, seriously? We're supposed to feel for his mom just because SHE was scared that SHE sent her son into bad neighborhoods. Seriously, come on.)

I honestly preferred having a more low key ending because that's the show's vibe, but come on. Literally the whole episode presented us with crazy problems and dilemmas only for everyone to just throw their hands up and go home. Everyone just kinda gives in. Even when it makes sense, like Kerry saying she'll turn herself in to authorities, John somehow out-surrenders her and says she actually shouldn't do that, even though we've watched him try to hunt Hal's killer for some time now.

Is it a character study rather than an action set piece? Yes, and I love that. Is it well written? That's not something I can quantitatively say, but it was frustrating. I guess I'll see when the "Thoughts on Lanterns (2026)" meme resurfaces again in a few months.

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u/Kobold_the_Kobbler 6d ago

John let hals murderer go, a person who murdered hal because she didnt want to move btw

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u/IrgyValeRa 5d ago

I just really hope Hal's not completely gone, I really love Kyle Chandler's performance

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u/Tough_Topic_1596 5d ago

It’s a good thing I didn’t watch lanterns cause that shit looked boring af.

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u/TheWupper 5d ago

It’s wasn’t a “super well written character study” by any of stretch of the imagination. It was fine, but you should understand that just because a story is grounded in reality doesn’t make it great.

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u/Madmaxdaman29 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 5d ago

dc fans when green lantern fans want green lantern content in their green lantern show. I loved the show but i think it needed more green lantern stuff in it i mean we got like 6 constructs throughout the whole show?? The show definetely needed a bigger budget and it needed to have more green lantern related stuff in it but other than that it’s good show.

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u/Violentron 5d ago

"I am going to let this conflicted super-being go now, hoping his mom has a good influence on him, when I know that he knows that his mom already killed one person for him, and he himself is having suicidal tendencis, that definitely will not affect thier relationship and his upbringing, oh and his mom calls herself a mental patient" independent contractor green lantern John Stewart.

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u/Zealousideal_Peak901 5d ago

Super well written 😂

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u/BigJayDB 5d ago

Is that what they’re complaining about? I thought it all the character assassinations, lack of any repercussions for anyone not named Hal, and the complete lack of Power Ring constructs in a show about Green Lanterns?

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u/thebatman5001 5d ago

I really enjoyed Lanterns and can’t wait to see more. But to be fair, we could have had both… You can have well written character studies with quality actions sequences. 🤷‍♂️

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u/tobster239 5d ago

Cool another reminder for me to never look at discussions on media again.

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u/Either-Mine-1789 6d ago

Surf Dracula!!!

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u/Sh4rd_Edges 5d ago

People who confuse the Marvelites with DC fans, the post

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u/Lukelandswimmer 5d ago

Acting like the venn diagram between Marvel and DC fans isn't a near perfect circle.

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