r/BathroomBuddy • • Oct 25 '25

Poopurrvisor Girl, I tryna poop

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u/perpetualliianxious Oct 25 '25

She's coaching you through the process

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u/yallivia Oct 25 '25

and telling her that it stinks hehehe

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Oct 25 '25

And she wants to keep you safe from the bathroom greebles!

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u/BritAllie8 Oct 25 '25

Bathroom greebles are no joke. They can slip in through the shower head and faucets. They can sneak under door frames or through air vents abd the mirrors! Cats need to protect us when we use the bathroom.

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u/cookiemonstrosity54 Oct 26 '25

she IS the bathroom greeble

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u/Poulet_Ninja Oct 25 '25

Are you pooping on elevated toilets ?

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u/Illustrious-Ad-6165 Oct 25 '25

You get better bowel movements with knees higher Because it’s more of a squat. It’s like the primal way to take a dump

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u/Poulet_Ninja Oct 25 '25

That makes sense but I never saw a squatty potty before !

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u/sd-paradise Oct 25 '25

I have the plastic one but I’ve been eyeing the bamboo. It looks so much “classier” for a primal pooping device 🤣

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u/Secure_Reindeer_817 Oct 25 '25

I just bought the one in the picture. It's much better than trying to use a makeshift version. (I have GI issues; anything helps.) It folds up nicely.

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u/sd-paradise Oct 25 '25

I bought the brandname fold up one after posting this earlier. It was a sign that it was time. Hahahaha!!

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u/cookiemonstrosity54 Oct 26 '25

haha it’s a nice addition to my bathroom!

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u/cookiemonstrosity54 Oct 26 '25

lol! i’m very serious about colon health!!

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u/sd-paradise Oct 26 '25

It arrived and it’s so much nicer than the white plastic one!

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u/cookiemonstrosity54 Oct 26 '25

yay! so happy for you. it really makes your bathroom look nice

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u/_mother_of_moths_ Oct 27 '25

Porcelain throne taken too literally? 🤷‍♀️

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u/willyoubethere Oct 25 '25

8/10 toenails

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u/cookiemonstrosity54 Oct 26 '25

thank you that will be $20

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u/DarlingClementyn Oct 29 '25

I only see 5 there

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 Oct 25 '25

Hooomin!

Da poopen goes in da litter not in tha drinking water bowl!!!!

HOOOMANN!!!!!

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u/SnooCats7318 Oct 25 '25

Hurry up, there's pets to be giving and cans to be opening and cuddles to be giving and laps to be sitting!

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u/pappythepenguin Oct 26 '25

My cat knows this is the best time to get scratches because I can’t get away.

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u/cookiemonstrosity54 Oct 26 '25

lmao the manipulation!

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u/SnorkinOrkin Oct 27 '25

She scrēm

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

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u/cookiemonstrosity54 Oct 26 '25

me straining, mostly

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u/VandalTabby666 Oct 27 '25

She's trying to help; be thankful. Tell kitty how you don't deserve her good care for you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

FREE FEET PICS?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!