r/BathroomBuddy • u/Imaginary-Law7561 • Aug 01 '25
Toilet Supurrvisor She literally thinks I will die if she’s not supurrvising me in the bathroom 😆
My calico girl will wrestle her way into the bathroom if she can. Just to perch herself next to the washbasin and stare at me hawk-eyed while I am… well, indisposed. 🤣
It’s so funny and moving at the same time. Cats thinking we can’t take care of ourselves is just precious! 🥹🤍
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u/BaconandMegs3000 Aug 01 '25
I mean is she wrong?? Obviously 100% of the times she’s supervised you haven’t died
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u/Imaginary-Law7561 Aug 01 '25
She’s not wrong 🤣 I owe her my life, the bathroom would have swallowed me up if it weren’t for her!
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u/Busy-Crazy8857 Aug 02 '25
both of my calico do this too😭😂
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u/Imaginary-Law7561 Aug 02 '25
Our girls take their jobs as our Bathroom Protectors very seriously 🥹
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u/MichaelEmouse Aug 01 '25
I've noticed that reddish girls seem especially fond of following to the bathroom. She's keeping you safe by pulling sentry duty.
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u/Imaginary-Law7561 Aug 01 '25
100% 🫡
I’m convinced she thinks the water from the basin tap will drown me if she’s not sitting right next to it prevent this from happening 🤣
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u/MichaelEmouse Aug 01 '25
Going to the bathroom is a vulnerable time for cats. They figure it must be for you too so they accompany you. Mine will sometimes join me then face away from me, toward the door.
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u/Imaginary-Law7561 Aug 01 '25
Absolutely right. And this right here is why the whole “cats are selfish and cold” narrative rankles with me. They’re loving, caring creatures 🤍
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u/cakivalue Aug 01 '25
She's very stern 😹😹😹 I suspect you have broken a lot of her bathroom rules. How many days has it been since your last violation 😹
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u/Imaginary-Law7561 Aug 01 '25
I regret to admit that the last violation was this morning, when I accidentally shut the door of the bathroom before she could get in 🤣🤣 the yowling that ensued had me quaking in my boots! Was pretty sure she would’ve beaten the door down 🤣
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u/crownbee666 Aug 01 '25
You're late for the meeting.
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u/Imaginary-Law7561 Aug 02 '25
She berates me with this look every morning with this look in the boardroom, oops, bathroom
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u/TwilightReader100 Aug 02 '25
Well, she SEES that you don't know how to lick yourself clean and you don't know how to hunt. So your intelligence is suspect, as far as she's concerned. /s
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u/Imaginary-Law7561 Aug 03 '25
Agreed, we humans are truly deficient in this regard 😭
Thank heavens for the protection and supervision of our cats! 🥰
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u/missyagogo Aug 01 '25
She takes her bathroom guarding duties very seriously 😭