r/BanVideoGames • u/Internal_Coast2926 G*MER! • 2d ago

Frequently Asked Question What Do you think of Technoblade?

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#Serious

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u/Xetetic AGAB 2d ago

Ever since the recent spike in g#mer crime, I've decided to get rid of all blades, techno or otherwise. If I need to make a salad, I simply snap the cucumber into pieces and throw the chunks into a bowl full of mayonnaise. If I need to shave, I simply grip the hairs on my face and pull. I find my life is much more safer this way.

#NoBlade #LifeWithoutKnife

- Old Gerald

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u/GnosticNoodle33 2d ago

An absolute heretic, a demon in disguise

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u/Environmental_Top948 2d ago

A misguided soul that unfortunately succumbed to cancer before he could realize the truth and use his platform to encourage others to not fall down the same path.

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u/EfficientPositive386 2d ago

He was a neonazi, as exposed by the great antig@mer, and rap musician Dondi white had shown to the world.

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u/da2Pakaveli 2d ago

It suggests gaming unfortunately decreases lifespan

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u/MikeSihl 2d ago

I don’t know what that is but it sounds like g#mer talk therefor it’s pure evil.

- Grandpappy Mike

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u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 2d ago

The GOAT of MINECRAFT RIP technoblade