THEY GOT HIM!!!

[u/MikeSihl]

Grandson sent me this photo. I can confirm that this is not a fake drawing by Albert Slop, this is real!

Apparently police raided SINtendo headquarters and found Mario Man forcing children to play violent video g#mes whilst also instructing them to disobey their grandparents. After a brief shoot out, Mario Man surrendered and was dragged away by our finest boys in blue. If found guilty he will likely be given the death penalty and executed by lethal injection in a Tennessee prison.

- Regards, Grandpappy Mike

[u/Xetetic]

Finally, I can walk my pet turtles without fear of them being stomped. If I leave now, I should be back for Thursday night's Antiga Bingo.

- Old Gerald

[u/MikeSihl → u/Xetetic]

Better be quick. Gladys is making her salmon and prune juice casserole for this week’s bingo.also I hear the grand prize is a free dinner at Country Kitchen Buffet!

-Regards, Grandpappy Mike