For the past few weeks, I’ve been hearing demons whispering in my ear, telling me to abandon my kids and become a g*mer. Finally found the source of the sound toda.y. I took it to my local church so they could destroy it with holy equipment.

[u/yuuyo123]

Disgusting how the yellow g*mer ball is yellow, CLEARLY disguising itself as a minion so it can lure unsuspecting little kids into its hateful corruption. I was extremely traumatized upon the event. The good news is, the demon whispering is gone and has been replaced with a feeling of blessedness!

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[u/yuuyo123 → u/[deleted]]

I pray that one day g*ming will be no more, and that Jesus will help g*mers recover from their addiction 🙏🙏🙏

[u/Mr_Kool]

PAC-MAN. P.A.C. Program and Control Man. Extremely dangerous artifact.

[u/yuuyo123 → u/Mr_Kool]

Satan had to program and control Pac-Man in order to get him to work and corrupt the youth into becoming g*mers. Also, Pac-Man can also stand for another disgusting & satanic meaning, “People Against Christ Man”

[u/MikeSihl]

N!ntendo are making a g#me where you play as Yellow G#mer Ball and going around killing Minions (probably because Yellow G#mer Ball is jealous of their yellowness) before you set fire to MY GRANDSON’S original antiga character Andy the Anti-G#ming Cat! Dicusting!!!!

-Regards, Grandpappy Mike

[u/yuuyo123 → u/MikeSihl]

I heard the g*me is called “Super Duper Smish Brothers”. I have no idea what a smish is but I can only assume it means some sort of very violent g*mer crime.

[u/LemonWaluigi]

He looks like he is made of CHEESE!