Check your halloween candy, folks. I found THESE inside my Kitkat!!!

[u/yuuyo123]

I was trick-or-treating with my daughter (My son refused to come because he was playing Fork Nights no matter how much I tried convincing him to come with us) and some deranged g*mer hid a Playsatan 666 & Polka Man g*me in our Kit Kat bar!!!

[u/pimp69z]

Eew. N*zis have no shame

-Margaret sent from my iHooka

[u/Vuirneen]

That's seriously scary.  I'm considering not going out this year, but I need the free candy to pad out my food budget.

If I stay at home instead, children come to MY house and expect ME to provide candy instead.

Ungrateful, entitled children!

[u/MikeSihl]

Grandson found an entire N#ntendo Xbox 36660 in his peanut M&M once. They hide them in the red ones because red is the colour of hell and Satan.

Regards, Grandpappy Mike

[u/Direct-Mix-9376]

A ps5 oh yeah thats bullshit but I get the pokemon game

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A whole PS5 can‘t fit in a kit cat

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Fact Check: Wrog!!!

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

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Because of shrink-flation the Playstation 5 has gotten smaller and Sonny is giving folks less Playstation for their hard earned dollar. Now they can easily fit inside a standard cat.

-Arty from Saskatoon

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Fact Check: ✅ TRUE ✅

-Becky, sent from my Samsung Smart Fact Checker

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Fact check ❌wrong❌

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That’s the one with the disk drive so a disk is big so that’s imp

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They stopped shipping the disk thrower and the headphone jack as part of planned obselescence. Grandson says that now g#mers are becoming pirates. His Majesty's flagship shall fire a volly from her 104 cannons. We all know g#mers can't swim.

-Arty from Saskatoon

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Gamers can swim

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Grandson says that Tommy Vermillion from Grand Auto City: Vice Auto can't swim. G#mers want to be a pretty criminal like him so when they jump into the pool they flail about and drown.

-Arty from Saskatoon

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The disk drive isn’t sold separately

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why r u hating on gamers? whats wrong with it?

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because video g*mes are creations of satan, and those who play them are turning away from christ!!!

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okay but im christian and im a gamer it's not wrong

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