r/Austin • u/StrummerBass101 • 10h ago

Anyone else getting these text?

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Awfully suspicious right before the midterms lol. Seems like Republican chicanery. Got two today. Guess when you have nothing else to run on you have to lean into culture war bullshit.

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u/EverythingSuxsoYNot 8h ago

My favorite. "Do you want to take back Texas from the liberals who are polluting your children's minds?"

I swear. If they don't get SOOOOO fucked. Like. Literally. Fuck off down the road. When you get to the end of that. Fuck all the way off to the next horizons edge. When you see that. Climb up the next mountain to its peak. When you FINALLY accomplish that goal and can see the world from a top that peak. Fuck off AGAIN and roll yourself bodily down the slope. If you manage to survive THAT fucking off. Fuck off to the ocean. Then drown yourself.

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 6h ago

If they continue fucking off into the ocean, may they fuck right off of the continental shelf and forever the fuck off into the deepest of trenches.

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u/Future-Firstnawlast 5h ago

And don’t stop there, fuck off right thru the crust then continue fucking off thru the mantle, continue right on fucking off into the magma core of the earth where finally you fucking find yourself burning forever right along side your gods in the lake of fire that is hell.

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 5h ago

May their molecular bonds fuck off into subatomic particles and transferred into the interstellar medium, where they may never bond with each other again.