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u/Environmental-Bus466 1d ago

Masonic lodge.

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u/DifferentSwing8616 1d ago

It's where the stone cutters meet. They keep the metric system down

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u/NotDrunkJustBigB0ned 1d ago

What about the British Crown?

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u/IcarusSupreme 1d ago

Who rigs every Oscars night?

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u/neilm1000 Brit 🇬🇧 1d ago

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?

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u/MrsBarnes1988 1d ago

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

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u/peepeegood69 1d ago

Who made Steve Gutenberg a star?

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u/Tasty-Committee-8172 20h ago

Who holds back the electric car?

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u/LordHighAdequate 21h ago

Who robs cavefish of their sight?

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u/falklandsbelong2me 1d ago

Freemasons meeting

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u/NotDrunkJustBigB0ned 1d ago

No Homers Club. (They're allowed one Homer)

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u/Chordsy 1d ago

My parents used to run a masonic lodge about 25 years ago and I learned so much about the free masons, it's actually super interesting.

Their guide book is all written in code, you have to learn the codes for your installation (induction into the lodge) for example outer guard and inner guard are og and ig. In the guidebook, it's brother ig.

They do a lot for charity.

2 b 1 ask 1 means that they cannot "recruit" per se. They can only tell you about how to join if you ask. It used to be you could only join the freemasons if you were related to one. But I think you have to ask 2 or 3 times before you're invited to a meeting.

The number of the lodge indicates the age of the lodge. There's something like 600 - 700 lodges in the UK, so the picture that you showed is 176 - that's a pretty old Lodge! The oldest in my parents lodge was in the low 200s

You can tell a lodge building by the columns on the doorstep.

There are female lodges now, there never used to be.

Freemasonry encourages equality, you have every walk of life from builders and prison officers all the way to commercial pilots, policemen, business owners etc. Theres no social hierarchy.

It's a really interesting society, it's probably changed a lot since I was in the space, but there were a lot of lovely and interesting people from all walks of life involved.

The secret handshake is pushing between the second and third knuckle on the right hand.

Also idc if this is secret information, I left the place 20 years ago and my parents aren't about anymore they'll never find me.

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u/postexitus 1d ago

Well, I don’t need the number, @aol.com gives its age away. 

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u/Relative_Mastodon579 1d ago

There's about 7400 active lodges in the UK.

Women's lodges have existed since the 18th Century, in the UK since 1908.

To join one, any freemason can help you join and will probably be eager to do so. If you don't know anyone, you can join online now.

The UGLE has this and more information online. It is not a secret society, more a society with secrets. The day to day stuff masons are involved in is largely fundraising for charity and their local communities and the masonic charitable fund is one of the largest in the UK.

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u/Walkerno5 20h ago

Indeed. It may just be some of the masons by me, but secretive they are not. They are only slightly less forthcoming about their involvement than vegetarians and crossfitters.

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u/MadamKitsune 20h ago

Indeed. It may just be some of the masons by me, but secretive they are not. They are only slightly less forthcoming about their involvement than vegetarians and crossfitters.

Someone dear to me has just rejoined after years of being away and your comment is just too accurate. I feel like I'm in danger of developing a nervous tic every time they start to prattle on about it for the tenth time that day.

Great. Glad you're happy. Have fun, but please, no more!

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u/Twatatron 19h ago edited 19h ago

Yeah, it's well seem you're not a mason yourself.

It's not a "guide book" , that's a ritual book. One exists for all the first three degrees (4 in Scotland)

Female Lodges are NOT considered "Regular"(in this context 'legitimate') and are not recognised by any of the "Home Constitutions"(Scotland,Ireland, England).

As for joining, yes you can ask a Freemason but he'd be more inclined to assist if he knew you as they would be the one to 'vouch" for you by proposing you for candidacy.

As for Lodge numbers, yes they give am indication of age but in Scotland there are 3 number 1 lodges, 1 , 1 bis and 1 ter. 1 is in Edinburgh, bis down the Borders and Ter in Aberdeen.

The Ancient Lodges are the ones that existed before Grand Lodge In Scotland's car that date is 1736.

The First recorded Freemason was made in Edinburgh in 1599(William Shaw) by Lodge of Edinburgh Mary's Chapel and the 2st I'm England was a Scotsman in Newcastle in 1641(Robert De Moray).

My lodge is numbered under 10😉.

It was NEVER the case you had to be related to join. Not at any point I'm history was that the case in ANY Constitution (jurisdiction).

You don't have to ask 2 or 3 times. It used to be the case we could not actively recruit but that changed about 15 years ago here in Scotland, similar with England and Ireland. 2 B 1 ask one was a USA sales pitch put on car stickers, pin badges etc. it was never really a thing in the UK. It does show up only very occasionally over here.

Not all lodge buildings have pillars by a large margin. Granted many do but not all by far. Many are quite amonymous looking buildings. (See attached pic of Caledonian Lodge in Edinburgh)

As for "the secret handshake" , you are hilariously and confidently wrong. That did make me laugh out loud.

I've been a Freemason for decades and a member of the Grand Lodge of Scotland and the Grand Lodge of Mark Master Masons(England) so I reckon I know my stuff.

There is a hierarchy from non office bearers to Inner Guard right up to Right Worshipful Master (Worshipful Master in England) and the Provincial and Grand Lodge. But we always say we are "on the level" or equal to each other , which we are as brothers but we do have a hierarchy.

As for "it's probably changed a lot".... Erm.... No not really, it may have evolved a tiny bit but no it absolutely hasn't changed 'a lot" and never really will. That's part of the beauty of it... It's a constant factor.

Charity? In Scotland we recently raised 1.5 million for Prostate research, my lodge works with The Autism Initiative to provide supported accommodation for people with autism. We also support The Dean and Calvin Trust which has been helping vulnerable children I'm Edinburgh since 1733 and we have supported them since day one of their existence.

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u/Chordsy 19h ago edited 18h ago

Okay so I feel I need to clarify a few things.

  1. My experience was in England, not scotland, I lived in the lodge between the ages of 13 and 18, I am female and so was not a freemason. I just gave them their food, played the piano for them, and picked up that partial information over 5 years. My dad was a freemason, and that's the information I picked up. I didn't ask about his foray, he kept it close to his chest.

  2. It was late last night that I typed that (for me) so words were hard.

  3. This was also 20 years ago and a lot has happened so my memory is hazy. For instance I can't go back and ask my parents about stuff without a ouija board 😅

  4. Thanks for your random lodge photo.

  5. You do like to live up to your username, don't you 🤣

I'm sorry I got a few things wrong, I don't keep up with the space these days I have other things to be focusing on.

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u/Twatatron 18h ago

The name is a long running joke .

Your info was Inaccurate, I simply corrected it.

Generally what hold true for the Scottish constitution also holds true for English and Irish. I am also a member of the English constitution being a Founder member of two Mark Lodges.

That's not a random photo, it's ane came of a lodge without pillars as is quite common. This was in response to your claim they all had pillars which that shows they do not. I can post more but will refrain as it's obviously pointless.

Best of luck to you and when you talk on a subject and .akw statements on it, maybe mKe sure they are factual first 😉

I am still laughing at the handshake...it's very wrong 😂😅🤣

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u/watchman28 17h ago

Presumably self-awareness is not one of the requirements to join

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u/Twatatron 17h ago

I have autism. Anything else to add?

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u/watchman28 14h ago

So do I. You don't get to use that as a get out of jail card for being a dick.

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u/Twatatron 14h ago

When someone talks guff about one of your special interests, do you correct them?

As for being a dick? Go and chase parked cars.

If you are autistic then you should also know it's a spectrum. You autism is different to mine. You have a cheeky talking about "self aware" e-?🙄

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u/watchman28 14h ago

I probably would correct them, yeah. But I wouldn't do it in the most insufferably dickish way possible.

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u/Twatatron 14h ago

Aw bless, I don't actually care what an internet random says?

I do not.

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u/Chordsy 16h ago

*make

It's just what I was told no need to get rude about it

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u/Chordsy 13h ago

Top right seems awfully familiar to my description. I didn't know there were more than one. Just putting this here for educational purposes 😉

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u/TheFrailContents 1d ago

Stonecutters

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u/checkoutmypaws 1d ago

Has anybody suggested the Freemasons?

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u/tasteslikelime 1d ago

Think so, if not, Freemasonry lodge meeting.

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u/matt_quelch 1d ago

I can't believe they have an AOL.com email, I barely knew they were still around. Surely they should have some dark-sounding highly organised domain like members@lodge176.masonic.org

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u/Inevitable-Regret411 1d ago

Probably something that was set up years ago and they can't be bothered to change it because of all the hassle involved. It's more common than you'd think, I know a lot of people still using Hotmail for the same reason. 

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u/goosejizz 1d ago

You know how black guys just know special handshakes? Well it's not very natural for white people so they come here to learn how to do special handshakes

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u/Lazy_Back_3096 1d ago

Mostly charity work and silly dinners tbh

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u/Vegetable-Zone1353 1d ago

The older I get, the more this looks like an awesome club

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u/IC00KEDI 19h ago

These are Shriners. Although freemasonry is a prerequisite to becoming a Shriner, it is a different appendage body.

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u/Logical-Macaron6607 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mazza_the_Panda 1d ago

Free masons.

Masonic lodge.

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u/Otherwise_Fan_4864 1d ago

It's a Masonic lodge in Stirlingshire.

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u/Lazy_Local_2842 1d ago edited 1d ago

Freemasons Lodge Provincial Grand Lodge of Stirlingshire under the United Grand Lodge of Scotland.

Scottish Lodges have the letter G between the Square (bottom) and Compasses (top) whereas lodges under the rule of the United Grand Lodge of England do not.

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u/Twatatron 19h ago

It's just The Grand Lodge of Scotland. The United Grand Lodge is England....or Germany...🙄

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u/Breathofdmt 1d ago

Masonic lodge

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u/WatcherOfTheWay 1d ago

Masonic lodge.

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u/Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs 1d ago

Freemason's Lodge.

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u/Spicy_Wimp 1d ago

Freemasons I think

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u/Klutzy_Leopard8194 1d ago

A place for insanely dull old fat white guys to raise a bit of money for charity and swap business details

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u/garyh62483 1d ago

They also have plenty of insanely dull old fat black and Asian guys too. Freemasonry doesn't see creed or colour, just dullness and fatness.

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u/peepeegood69 1d ago

You forgot and to wait for the buffet that's all I remember from my time there. The buffet was on everyone's mind

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u/Oi_Oi_Spanky 1d ago

Funnily enough I was with a girl once who's father was a freemason and he looked just as you describe and a publican.

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u/Accomplished_Unit863 1d ago

I wonder how my Father (a newsagent) was useful in keeping anyone out of prison.

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u/Klutzy_Leopard8194 1d ago

maybe at the highest highest level lol, it's mostly middle class people swapping services from what I've heard

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u/MassTransitGO 1d ago

Ah freemasons

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u/Oi_Oi_Spanky 1d ago

A place where people roll up one trouser leg and do funny handshakes.

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u/RazorliteX 1d ago

Beware of the goat.

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u/Individual99991 1d ago

It's a "Lodge", a meeting place for the Freemasons, or Masons, a secret society. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry

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u/isearn 1d ago

Not very secret if they advertise their meetings 🤔😉

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u/Debtcollector1408 1d ago

The secret is that's a decoy, and the actual lodge is next door.

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u/PiingThiing 1d ago

Dont tell him, Pike.

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u/isearn 1d ago

Ah! 🤐

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u/Inevitable-Regret411 1d ago

It's less a secret society, more a society with secrets. 

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u/ClydusEnMarland 1d ago

Found the Freemason, or a family member. We learn far more bloody ritual than is right.

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u/ShowMeYourPapers 1d ago

I suspect it's the Freemasons.

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u/Derfel60 1d ago

Its a masonic lodge

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u/Logical-Macaron6607 1d ago

2 B 1 Ask 1. Be careful you might get one !

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u/KingLuke2024 Brit 1d ago

Looks like a Masonic Lodge used by Freemasons.

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u/Professional-Hurry20 1d ago

Freemason's lodge meetings

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u/PiingThiing 1d ago

I could tell you, but I'd have to steal one of your socks.

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u/postbox134 1d ago

You need to learn the secret handshake to know more

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u/NotDrunkJustBigB0ned 1d ago

Sssshutuuuuuup....

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u/NefariousnessSea1118 1d ago

Layers of secrets.

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u/ImplementJumpy6678 1d ago

Masons? to be 1 ask 1 - yup masons

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u/neilm1000 Brit 🇬🇧 1d ago

I was hoping for more conspiracy theories.

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u/DisapointedVoid 1d ago

The only place you can access your AOL email accounts - a time portal back to the 90's.

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u/jerdle_reddit 1d ago

Not exactly secret. It's like the secret nuclear bunker that's a tourist attraction.

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u/toastymctoast 1d ago

Before the Internet,  there had to be a way for weird cunts to meet one another? Well this was it.

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u/Life_Head_5366 1d ago

boys club

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u/DifferentSwing8616 1d ago

Funny handshake club

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u/sgrass777 1d ago

Trouser leg club

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u/Oohbunnies 1d ago

Fisting... Oh, sorry. No 176? I thought it was 167. My bad.

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u/sgrass777 1d ago

I think all the strange stuff happens at lodge 33. And coincidentally they use that number a lot, even on the news. 33 people injured etc Strange how it crops up

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u/Life_Head_5366 1d ago

yeh i heard its wank magic or something

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u/Oohbunnies 1d ago

Ah yes, the real reason why they took Paul Daniels off air!

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u/Oohbunnies 1d ago

I'd say less coincidence and more fiction. I'm not disagreeing that at some point 33 people were injured but I don't think it was engineered.

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u/Infamous-Bunch4920 1d ago

 A club where they get new recruits to fit carpets and other types of work for free.

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u/Sburns85 1d ago

But also the members do some amazing work. Knew one years ago

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u/Inevitable-Regret411 1d ago

Not carpets, that would be the domain of the Freeweavers. 

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u/SendMeANicePM 1d ago

Are you on the square? SHAKES TROUSER LEG

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u/Awhyte1983 1d ago

Its called Denny, its a shithole.

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u/BigManMilk7 1d ago

Email them and ask

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u/CronoMass 1d ago

Masonic lodge, from experience its mostly old to middle aged men who sit around drinking ale and complaining about things.

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u/GroundbreakingBoot79 23h ago

A friend of mine snuck into one of the lodges during a banquet and subsequently got his head kicked in and thrown down a flight of stairs.

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u/Any_Umpire5899 21h ago

Ministry of Funny Handshakes

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u/Icy_Distribution3467 21h ago

The greater good

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u/driftwooddreams 17h ago

Masonic Lodge. Boomers’ dressing up club. They’re genuinely in a fight for survival with Rotary, The Odd Fellows, the Order of the Buffalo (yes really) and sundry other ‘fraternities’. If you ask if you can join they’ll bite your hand off quicker than the Scientologists. Some say they rule the world, all we know is, that’s the Women’s Institute.

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u/Current_Mongoose_844 16h ago

It’s a Masonic lodge. I’m a Mason, though a different jurisdiction. What would you like to know?

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u/Intelligent-Two3410 16h ago

Some kind of Masonic lodge, I’m a member of something called the RAOB just for an interesting fact

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u/Overall_Gap_5766 12h ago

It's a place where rejects from the Rotary Club congregate

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u/Alternative_Air_6688 11h ago

Go there on those dates and find out

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u/Dazzling_One_4335 1d ago

It's where fat, baldy taxi drivers converge.

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u/Ashgen2024 1d ago

Conspiracy theories incoming 🤦

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u/kids_see-ghosts 1d ago

Illuminati meeting? 👀🤪

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u/Alternative_Bite_488 1d ago

Not a secret society', but a society with secrets

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u/doepfersdungeon 1d ago

A place for the kind of people who take minutes at local council meetings to cosplay and feel validated.

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u/Trick_Pool_2537 1d ago

Lizzid people

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u/DenoD_Horendous 1d ago

Some of us arent fat and dont swap business details

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u/666-G 1d ago

Sons of the light and descendents of the Templar Knights, the 2nd most prosecuted people outside of Jews and believed to be involved in every conspiracy conceivable, they control and topple governments, have infinite money and assassinate Mormon prophets...

They also have some banger philosophy books too if you're interested.

Manly P. Hall has dozens of books, favorite and probably most recognised = "Secret Teachings of All Ages"

Albert Pikes famous "Morals and Dogma"

Freemasonry isn't a secret society, its a society with secrets. Been making the greatest of men better for be better part of 3-500 years.

Its a brotherhood that transends borders, theres secret handshakes, hand signs and ways to recognise one another without so much as a word or suspicion.

I absolutely love Freemasonry, It in my own believe changed/saved my life.

No criminals allowed, If you've been convicted for anything serious you are automatically barred.

You must be religious, most lodges only accept protestants. Catholics and the orthodox are for the better part barred, Muslims, Jews and Hindus are all welcome.

Theres a female and male fraternity..

Not sure what else to say, what do you want to know?

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u/Zofferand 22h ago

Any potential member needs to believe in a supreme being. No religion is barred. Catholics are instructed not to join by the Catholic Church, a position maintained by every pope including the latest one.

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u/666-G 22h ago

Context matters I suppose.

Catholics are banned from joining outside of secret due to automatic excommunication from the church.

Theres allot of Jesuit stories about them infiltrating Freemasonry and finding conflict with their branch of Christianity.

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u/666-G 21h ago

Theres also allot of stories about the Jesuits founding Freemasonry to restore Catholic supremacy over England.

People thing the radical Muslims are scary, the Jesuits are extremely organised and inside every important institution throughout Europe. 90% of presidents/prime ministers across the west have gone through Papal linked universities: Macron, Trump, Tuderu and the new Canadian PM, Andy Burnum has implemented a Jesuit charity policy already (refugees).

Jesuits were helping smuggle illegals across the US border under Biden. (Who attended Jesuit schools too)

Jesuits and freemasons are two sides of the same coin.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IykOsxLECVejOzm

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u/666-G 21h ago

With the state of the west, I think radical Christianity would be a blessing.

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u/Feeling-Loss-320 1d ago

Illuminati 🤣

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u/Logical-Macaron6607 1d ago

Careful it’s a demonic….masonic lodge

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u/Some_Ad6507 1d ago

If you have to ask you will never know

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u/Inevitable-Regret411 1d ago

Somewhere that a masonic lodge meets. There's a surprising number of lodge buildings all around the country. Go ask r/freemasonry for details.