Alright, what the **car chirp** does this say?

[u/xGearbox]

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[u/Chamuska__]

Dear Carl, thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City scaling up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour, Meatwad UNPLUGGED no buns allowed. And also we're also gettin a tan. Now remember Dewy and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles and you know Boxy, he eat anything as long as its deep fried. They need be walked twice a day and be sure to pick up their dog droppings; you get a fine from the city. Thanks again and sorry about the house big guy. Sincerely, Meatwad

[u/extremeNosepicker → u/Chamuska__]

God bless this sub

[u/PerfectlyCalmDude]

What note?

[u/Chzhead_RN]

You ain’t mad are ya?

[u/AmountPotential9992]

This was my ringtone every time I got a text for almost 3yrs, good times

[u/Zackman1991]

Oh-ho… supah.