r/AnimalCollective • u/cryptic_fag • Jun 01 '26
SHITPOST Starting pride month right ❤️🩹❤️🩹
Before anyone freaks out this is a JOKE I'm JOKING don't call for my banishment please every time I see a flesh canoe post there are the same like 2 people in the comments getting pissy and writing some essay ab how it isn't about panda so I'm JOKING 💔💔💔💔
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u/GeneCreemers69 Jun 02 '26
Fellas is it gay to get naked with your homie and make funny faces in the mirror of the bathroom?
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u/cryptic_fag Jun 01 '26
I was right to be scared they are down voting me guys how does it feel to silence queer voices AND during pride month this is outrageous /j
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u/IDIOTICN8 Jun 01 '26
didn't know being homophobic and an anco fan at the same time was possible
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u/cryptic_fag Jun 02 '26
It's so weird I've genuinely met a bunch I saw a comment on YouTube once where a guy was talking ab avey and he was like "wow he's so beautiful" and someone responded like "they aren't fags dont say something like that they like chicks" ?????😭😭😭😭 what the hell
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u/klancelover_213 Jun 01 '26
Shhhh it's ok don't let them bring you down youre so real... easy girl... strokes you like a horse to comfort you
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u/akyarius_76 live in sacramento 2001 Jun 01 '26
ARE YOU EQUIUS
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u/klancelover_213 Jun 01 '26
🤔? I'm Elias
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u/cryptic_fag Jun 01 '26
??????? My elias ???
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u/klancelover_213 Jun 01 '26
Aww🥹 yes🥺🥺
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u/cryptic_fag Jun 01 '26
Delete your account.
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u/akyarius_76 live in sacramento 2001 Jun 01 '26
i want to be a woman
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u/akyarius_76 live in sacramento 2001 Jun 01 '26
yo dude... chill out this isnt the discord server we can take a joke😭😭
personally i NEED someone to force a yaoi tomodachi ship between avey and panda and although panda has bear in his name he should really be the twink anyway thanks for this ima listen to it later bye guys
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u/cryptic_fag Jun 01 '26
PLEASE I'm telling you on an old account I made a joke like this once in a comment section and I got sent genuinely five paragraphs on why I shouldnt say this and why they aren't gay😭😭😭 I never said they were😭😭😭😭😭😭 so I'm like scared now I had to state my stance before they came into my messages again
Also the second part is frying me cause two of my friends have been BEGGING me to do that on my tomodachi life island 😭😭
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u/akyarius_76 live in sacramento 2001 Jun 01 '26
make it three friends also fair enough
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u/cryptic_fag Jun 01 '26
Oh yay❤️🩹 lowk I might do it if people keep telling me to cause I am not immune to peer pressure
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u/MissTootie Can I Tell You That You Are The Purple In Me Jun 02 '26
it is about panda anyone saying otherwise is trippinnnn
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u/WhatzThis4nyway Jun 01 '26
I both want to validate you and invalidate you at the same time. I think I’ll listen to “Flesh Canoe” instead..
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u/ProgFan Jun 03 '26
Why would it be about Panda lol flesh canoe is hieroglyphic slang for vagina and he's dating the girl from Spirit of the Beehive isn't he? Not tryna play into devils advocate I'm just curious about missing context on my part lol
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u/cryptic_fag Jun 03 '26
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u/ProgFan Jun 20 '26
This is what I wanted to see lol thank you. Such a complicated topic and of course they handled it with grace

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