Good for what ails you

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[u/SmurfPickler]

At least credit Terry Pratchett!

[u/KkafkaX0]

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure if you die, the cancer also dies at exactly the same time. So that, to me, is not a loss; that's a draw.
~ Normal MacDonald

[u/EZxCheeZy]

"Lord Vader, why did you destroy Alderaan?"

"The Death Star solved Alderaan's unemployment problem."

[u/Devo27 → u/EZxCheeZy]

"Hitler may have been horrible, but he DID end up being the guy who killed Hitler."

[u/GuyYouMetOnline]

Looks like it's my turn to post the relevant XKCD

[u/VecroLP]

The quote i once heard was "if someone ever tells you that their new medicine kills cancer cells in a petri dish, remember, so does a bazooka"

[u/Useful-DevineCause]

Well I mean, there is unfortunately lots of truth there

[u/soysopin]

r/technicallythetruth