r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/EbonyCupcakexo • 1d ago

Got to my stop and I saw this Chad waiting.

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Marked as “handed to household member” because that mf looks like he pays insurance and fixes the pipes.

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u/iGotGogged 1d ago

Hes just a baby. He wont bite, he just wants to taste you is all

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u/YamAncient3543 1d ago

Just a little nibble

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u/MissSaucy_22 1d ago

That dog looks half man , half dog …..what are we even looking at? I’m scared 😳🫡🤯

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u/EbonyCupcakexo 16h ago

Trust me, it looked scarier in person. I was not messing around with that unc.

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u/fandom_ditty0o 1d ago

He looks like a good boy

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u/Kiwiberrybell 1d ago

We wuv good boys🫶🏼

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u/GroundbreakingBoat3 16h ago

He looks like he just finished working in the garage 😭

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u/EbonyCupcakexo 16h ago

He actually stepped out of the garage 😭😭😭😭

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u/Familiar-Point6952 1d ago

Had one of those fkers chase after me last Wednesday. Put the customer's package in front and let him attack that. Fck your package and your dog.

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u/deecap87 1d ago

Thats a funny looking chicken

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u/Responsible-Equal-30 1d ago

I keep a box of milk bones in my car as tribute

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u/EbonyCupcakexo 1d ago

Bold of you to assume he eats dog food. Brother looks like he takes cold cigars as treats.

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u/Capable-Snow-7106 17h ago

This is a good idea. But Chad only accepts rare steaks and beers

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 1d ago

What a serious expression. I think you may be right about him paying bills. He's just sick and tired of not being appreciated.

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u/Original-Bad35 17h ago

He got that face like

" who the fuck are you" 🤨

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u/jokesonusbs24 1d ago

Oh yeah. Fuck that guy. If that yard was fenced, this dog is a son of a bitch.

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u/Capable-Snow-7106 17h ago

Honestly I’m pretty sure it’s his package.

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u/FUSION_WRLD 1d ago

He’s pissed!!! 😡

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u/EbonyCupcakexo 16h ago

He actually stepped out when I parked like “I know that ain’t the prime I ordered two weeks ago coming four months late” 😭

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u/Capable-Snow-7106 17h ago

His package is later than he thought.

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u/WannaBeDistiller 1d ago

You get 2 mins after my “I’ve arrived” text to come get your dog and then it’s getting RTSed.

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u/Arthas70 1d ago

At least he’s leashed up. That’s better than most lol

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u/EbonyCupcakexo 1d ago

He probably put the leash on himself for the aesthetic. That’s a grown uncle

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u/Arthas70 1d ago

LMAO I love it

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u/WannaBeDistiller 1d ago

I run into nearly exclusively goofballs but I don’t take chances with the scary ass lookin ones

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u/radiocrime 1d ago

I get you, but the thing about it is that he’s probably the sweetest tail-wagging lover-pup ever but just looks like he wants to murder someone…

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u/thewayoftoday 1d ago

What a unit

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u/Shut-Up-Amanda 4h ago

Beautiful baby!! 😍😍😍

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u/HumorousBear 13h ago

You just reminded me I need to restock my treats

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u/dorblack 3h ago

And the roommate/owner will say, “he’s good. He won’t bite” 😐