r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 3d ago

of garlic cloves

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u/Master-Ad-6636 3d ago

Okay who's balls are these?

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u/TheProcrastafarian 3d ago

Dracula’s

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u/7stroke 3d ago

Gonna make this a new phrase.

Dracula’s balls, I’m tired!

Dracula’s balls, woman! You call this soup?

Dracula’s balls that’s a huge water bill!

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u/TheProcrastafarian 3d ago edited 3d ago

Dracula’s balls! There’s a lot of garlic in this sauce! This cheesestake is going to give me heartburn. Man, I miss Punnsylvania. Sucks that it’s always sunny.

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u/rtshiat 2d ago

This sauce is Dracula's balls.

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 3d ago

Elephant garlic is large with a very mild crisp almost watery flavor.

Also this has been posted here many many times before. Myself included

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u/CalendarConscious650 3d ago

Maybe it’s tiny hands🤔

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u/rtshiat 2d ago

Maybe we should get a banana for scale?

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u/AdvisorLatter5312 2d ago

It's got out of hand !

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u/Berlinsagt 22h ago

Mein mexicanischer freund sagt 5 stück pro guacamole...das passt wohl diesmal nicht