r/whatisit • u/Natural_Ad_6882 • 11h ago

New, what is it? I found this handy dandy, purple plastic tube.

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What practical purpose could this have? What should/can I do with it?

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u/Plane-Education4750 11h ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 9h ago

And thats the other 5%

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u/ThatNentendoGamer 9h ago

Wrong. It's the real 95%

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u/theaviationhistorian 6h ago

I came to this thread to see if the cylinder was already harmed.

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u/danielcs78 4h ago

I came to this thread to see if the girth lines up. It appears that it falls short.

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u/TabooDiver 2h ago

No one harmed the cylinder, did they? Got here as quick as I could.

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u/X_Circuit_Blossom_X 8h ago

My mind went first to that lol

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u/dph3onix 4h ago

Most drugs stuff is sex toys to someone eventually. 100% sex toys.

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u/Minimum-Web-6902 8h ago

Banana for scale ?

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u/theTman1221 7h ago

Only if it's warm and mashed

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u/Minimum-Web-6902 6h ago

Sooo plantanos?

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u/Organic_Smile_8731 8h ago

Well because those are the only answers.

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u/neo_sporin 8h ago

Can confirm, it’s where my head went

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 7h ago

I see what you did there.

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u/dph3onix 8h ago

Sex toys

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u/Ashamed-Address-777 2h ago

The other 5% is butt stuff

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u/BigDeuceNpants 10h ago

It is THE cylinder.

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u/Asron87 9h ago

Man that thing is huge.

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u/Fairemont 9h ago

You're right. It is big.

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u/GoonFactoryCEO 9h ago

I don’t think there’s enough butter and microwaved banana in the world to fill that bad boy

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u/Specialist_News7318 1h ago

4 inches?. That's not big

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u/SomeCall_me_Tim 8h ago

No banana for scale?

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u/No_Not_Jesus 8h ago

I'm sure there's plenty of women out there that would prefer this size cylinder over the bigger 6inch cylinders... Sigh

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u/MagicOrpheus310 7h ago

Gonna need two bananas...

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u/Asron87 7h ago

Mashed up and microwaved.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 6h ago

Does it have a cylinder in it?

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u/Zilant_the_Bear 8h ago

No, it's the tube. The cylinder was attached to a larger structure and stuck inside the tube.

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u/lkodl 5h ago

Wow, this whole time I thought the cylinder stuck in the m&m's mini tube was a penis. Turns out it was just another plastic tube. I need therapy.

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u/MayerOscar 6h ago

It is imperative

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u/Cool_Trick4899 9h ago

Oh it needs reshaped

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u/memymomeddit 9h ago

I clicked into this post 50 seconds ago, and this is the 8th time I've seen this in 6 top-level comment threads

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u/Plane-Education4750 7h ago

It Is Imperative

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u/EfficiencyPlenty4415 7h ago

Do you guys think this dude ever used Reddit again? I mean this reference is everyyyywhere 😂

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u/Long-Jackfruit427 7h ago

Girth wise that is a “small cylinder”.

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u/redmav7300 33m ago

I guessed immediately this would be one of the top comments before I opened it.

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u/gricestox 10h ago

Was just going to comment this

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u/RandomPenquin1337 10h ago

You and every other unoriginal redditor

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u/EdgyMathWhiz 10h ago

Was expecting this to be top.

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u/benevolent_defiance 9h ago

It's imperative!