r/whatisit • u/Natural_Ad_6882 • 11h ago

New, what is it? I found this handy dandy, purple plastic tube.

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What practical purpose could this have? What should/can I do with it?

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u/Commercial-Trade-117 11h ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Immediate-Mall-5162 11h ago

It’s imperative.

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u/gOOn_babOOn_ 11h ago

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u/ears_of_steam 10h ago

As reliable as the rain

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u/NotSoSeriousS550 9h ago

Thats oddly specific… my friend has a therapist if you’d like to try them out for size

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u/Extra-Ad34 4h ago

Average size cylinder*

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u/ExpressBroccoli1452 10h ago

I LOVE that I don't

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u/ReflectionOk5549 9h ago

I’m dyiiinnn😭😭

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u/BungaloBilly69 11h ago

I hate that I understand what’s going on here.

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u/Shivvermebits 11h ago

Do you hate knowing the lore, or do you hate being reminded that the cylinder was threatened?

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u/CyberMonkey314 10h ago

Not to be morbid but...do we actually know the fate of the cylinder in that incident?

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u/themarkslack 10h ago

Eventually he just posted ‘Hospital’ in the thread, so there was probably a happy ending. Or the doctors helped him, one or the other.

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u/CyberMonkey314 10h ago

Oh, wait, I think I might've seen a documentary about that online.

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u/Signal-Charming 8h ago

Idk what's being talked about. Did someone try to fuck a cylinder?

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u/CyberMonkey314 8h ago

Ok, ermmm...let's just say a mummy cylinder and a daddy cylinder loved each other very much, and one day were injudicious about...ummm...well, they were having a special cuddle, and daddy's cylinder...err...so, mummy was an M&Ms tube, and...look, it's time to go to bed, ok?!

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u/Signal-Charming 6h ago

This doesn't help me at all. I can't tell if someone with a pencil dick tried to fuck one or if someone shoved it in them. Edit: I looked it up. No Longer confused. BUT HOW. How is it so small it fits in there. Also if it fit just use lube or even (more) butter to get it out!!!

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u/ILoveRustyKnives 10h ago

I hate what happened to the banana, just mashed in there.

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u/hughmungisjerk 11h ago

For the love of everything you hold dear... DON'T!

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u/ImpluseThrowAway 11h ago

It's going to happen. You knew it was going to happen as soon as you saw the dimensions of the cylinder

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u/MarionberryOk2874 11h ago

With a 1/2 inch diameter??

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u/Obsidian-Phoenix 10h ago

Don’t shame the cylinder.

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u/MarionberryOk2874 10h ago

Lol - it’s imperative!!

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u/Sad_Poet_6352 10h ago

I was 16 before I found out you weren't supposed to roll it between you're hands

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u/MarionberryOk2874 10h ago

You mean like starting a fire? LOL

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u/ninboii 10h ago

Everyone jumping on this is precisely what’s wrong with Reddit

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u/kivsemaj 10h ago

I hope the larger structure is well

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u/FairieButt 10h ago

Thank you!

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u/freshcheesebags 7h ago

I was hoping to see this.

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u/Meruem-x-Meruem 1h ago

What is this a reference to?

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u/malendalayla 11h ago

The way I ran to the comments for the cylinder advice.

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u/MoneyaLeague 11h ago

I ran so fast that I was stumbling 

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u/Connect_Living_591 11h ago

Thank you for adding this!