r/videogames • u/Chunky-overlord • 10d ago

Discussion / Question Businessman with rollerskates must survive night city

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u/MattVSin84 10d ago

Old Snake decides he's done with Earth and before he dies wants to explore the universe in No Man's Sky.

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u/bhristianbonrad 10d ago

tactical stealth espionage but in space

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u/syntaxvorlon 10d ago

Inside every procedurally generated crate on an unforgiving, storm-racked world covered in purple crystals, there may or may not be a carefully hidden spy lying in wait. That or a rock will jump up when you try to mine it and run away.

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u/AnabellaAvindar101 10d ago

Lotus Mom out of nowhere: Change of plans, ignore your original objective. Leave nothing alive.

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u/kraaventhedemon 10d ago

I genuinely hate it when that happens

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u/ElvisDumbledore 10d ago

I'm just picturing a cardboard box floating thru space. 🤣

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u/5uzie_ 10d ago

Starfield if it was good

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u/Chaine351 10d ago

Why is that cardboard box flying towards us?

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u/CN4President 10d ago

Mine is also No man’s sky but with diablo 2.

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u/Judasbot 10d ago

I'd play that.

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u/sshnttt 10d ago

Having a hard time imagining what that would be like.

But I want it.

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u/dpaxsnaccattac 10d ago

The far flung future where Diablo, Mephisto and Baal have all subjugated parts of the solar system and it’s up to you to cage them again?

Yeah diablo MMMDIV would be lit.

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u/Competitive_Egg6809 10d ago

I'd absolutely buy that

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u/DunderGunderUnder 10d ago

oh, THAT Snake.

At first I thought you were talking about that line eating dots kind of snake.

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u/TXHaunt 10d ago

Mine is Doom: The Dark Ages and NMS.

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u/8lue5hift 9d ago

There's like twenty sentinels out there bro stay in your ferrite crate

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u/AdNecessary4182 7d ago

Playing nms right now waiting to travel to a new system 😂

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u/Lillnex 9d ago

When you said "Old Snake" I for some reason imagined the old nokia-style Snake game and pictured a never-ending growing space worm traveling through the space planet to planet devouring everything. I did backtrack after a couple of seconds to metal gear series "Snake" but damn, now I want THAT as a game.

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u/Serris9K 5d ago

lol. Maybe that's how he ended up on the Halberd.

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u/capn_Bonebeard 10d ago

Mine was very similar except its bond... James bond (NMS & 007)