r/oil • u/GovernmentGoblin • 8h ago

News Trump Admits Making Up Ukraine/Russia Ceasefire.

https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-energy-strikes-trump-ceasefire-6fdef6ff4d033b379c74e1d62183d078

https://www.foxnews.com/world/zelenskyy-blasts-putin-defying-trumps-ceasefire-push-sends-pointed-message-white-house

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/energy/oil-prices-trump-energy-ceasefire-fails-rcna603031

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u/Gold-Border30 8h ago

“They agreed because I said they agreed.”

Welll… I’ve been doing this wrong for my whole life!

I’ll have to see how my wife reacts to this.

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u/exhibit304 8h ago

Well yeah , that's true except it's your wife saying it and you will agree

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u/BlackMaelstrom1 7h ago

Please report back how it went if you are still alive.

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u/SimilarYard9840 7h ago

RIP Gold-Border30

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 6h ago

Alive here is of course the operative word.

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u/Mach5Driver 6h ago

or if she laughed herself to death.

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u/_Big_Bad_Tiddy 7h ago

"These Beats headphones are on sale for 90% off because I said so"

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u/uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah 5h ago

It actually works, if no one holds you accountable.

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 8h ago

Yeah, that’s not a thing. They agreed is a objective reporting of a situation, not something that can be imposed on someone else

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u/Blizzardof1991 8h ago

Looks like I'm finally getting lucky tonight!! Oh wait, that's not how it works

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u/BoringOrange678 8h ago

See you in Russia or Iran after that convo.

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u/JscrizzleExpired 7h ago

I think she is going to violate the ceasefire

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u/CosmoKing2 7h ago

Hope you have a comfy couch, friend.

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u/tryyeezus 3h ago

That ain't even the most rapist thing he's said, believe it or not

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG 6h ago

“They agreed because I said they agreed.”

Think this was the motto of Epstein Island.

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u/SuperLeroy 6h ago

Then it's shenanigans. Everybody grab a broom!

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u/JaceOnRice 6h ago

RIP this guy

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u/NachoWindows 5h ago

Blink if you’re in danger

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u/blahblah19999 4h ago

"I'll stop this war on day one. Actually, before I even am sworn in."

2 years later. "They agreed to stop fighting b/c I said they agreed."

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u/No-Cheek7925 2h ago

Ironically enough, that’s the “family values” republicans are fighting for.

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u/Alpha--00 1h ago

It’s particularly disturbing approach to things, tbh