r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No-Detective7811 • 4d ago

I'm slightly vexed Entitled Traveler Aisle 14

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5.5 hour coast to coast flight. He boarded before me (aisle). I had to bend down and wave in his face to get him to see me during boarding (I had window). He did the whole audible sigh and dramatic show of how I had clearly inconvenienced him. He finally got up and out of his seat BUT refused to unplug his phone from the seat back charger in front of him, so all 5’ 10” of me had to crawl under his cord to get to my seat. Whatever, turd move, but whatever. Anyway, cabin door closes and I was pretty excited that the middle passenger didn’t show up—until Entiltled Aisle dude decides that all of his spent snack wrappers should be pushed as close to me as possible. And he was very particular about it. Spent several minutes ensuring each wrapper was pushed as close as possible to my seat. What is wrong with people!?!?

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 4d ago

I would’ve bulldozed through it and bend it. But I’m a different kinda asshole.

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u/Michael_braham 4d ago

Oh man dropped an elbow during a little stumble and break the USB-A connector off

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u/HarryButtwhisker 4d ago

Exactly, and jerk whatever device is plugged in into the floor. Oh, oops!

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u/jetkins ORANGE 4d ago

After a heavy sigh.

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u/punkass_book_jockey8 3d ago

Same. Walk through it, cause chaos somehow yank it out and step on it falling dramatically. This is how you handle it. People don’t like people who attack idiots. The court of public opinion is more likely on your side not entitled jackass.. and you get to deliver some karma.

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u/too_much_mascara 3d ago

It’s not assholish because whoooops, I didn’t even see it. Then I would twirl my hair and give an empty stare. People like this help me keep my fangs sharp.

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u/Bright-Reporter2765 3d ago

Me too. Would have made sure the weight of my body would destroy his precious cable.