r/SpaceXBets • u/twinkedup • Aug 20 '26

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$2 trillion first weekend box office

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u/bgamin Aug 20 '26

Perfect. She also doesn't have a functional penis so he's well represented.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/bgamin Aug 20 '26

yea if I were invited to a spacex launch watch party I'd be extremely insulted.

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u/MiserableSkill4 Aug 20 '26

How do you know she doesn't? 🤔

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u/asklepios7 Aug 20 '26

Let’s not make fun of ED

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u/aspiringalcoholic Aug 20 '26

Eh if you're out there doing Nazi salutes and trying to make the world a worse place, I think dick jokes are fine.

Also his dick doesn't work because he tried to have a penis enlargement surgery and they botched it. So it's entirely on him. No shade to the regular fellas who are having trouble.

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u/JigglesTheBiggles Aug 20 '26

That's reddit for you. They preach body positivity but constantly body shame men, which is why nobody takes redditor morals seriously.