They suck the joy out of everything

[u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7]

[u/__life_on_mars__]

You mean McDonald's didn't have tube slides that slam the kids directly into the window pane?

[u/Nintendo_Thumb → u/__life_on_mars__]

Yeah and it's a good thing they have that sign there that says it's a happy place, because otherwise the customers would have no idea.

[u/Butwinsky → u/__life_on_mars__]

I think that opening is 6ft off the ground and drops the kid into the sidewall of the ballpit.

This is better than the slide that takes the child into the ground straight to Grimace's lair.