r/PoursTea • Tea Party 🎉 • Aug 07 '26

Murdered By Words 🩸 Such an insult indeed

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u/LDHarsk Aug 08 '26

Honestly, Marylin’s eyes aren’t too close either but she was a badass who challenged the status quo and Sydney is a feckless, money-hungry, morally ambivalent, attractive racecar for corporations to attach their names to while she does laps.

So eyes aside, and maybe wide, I do not like the girl on the other side.

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u/seriouslythisshit Aug 08 '26

Brain dead MAGA with fake boobs, sorry but she isn't fit to do MM's laundry.

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u/seriouslythisshit Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Lol,sure buddy. Nothing says, "I haven't got within a yard of a real breast in my life, and wouldn't be ably to tell the different between a real tit and a nerf football, if I was blindfolded" like claiming those absurd "circle tits" are real. What is your take on professional wrestling?

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u/Gold_Tomatillo1952 Aug 08 '26

No, there’s the fact that she’s comparatively young and hasn’t changed that much in the appearance since her first role this entire decade if I remember correctly, so she’s just young enough that they could theoretically be real, but she might be wearing some kind of removable and reusable padding over them too to make the shape less so than the size seem altered. either way she doesn’t seem particularly likable and she sucks as an actress. Although the words suck, may be too on the nose and the wrong way. let’s just say she doesn’t seem particularly likable off screen and she’s a lousy actress

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u/un_happy_pappy Aug 08 '26

Ain’t nobody looking at her eyes

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u/Waste-Mycologist1657 Aug 08 '26

You'd be surprised. Some people have grey matter.

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u/Largeitude Aug 08 '26

Damn bro you got all this from some her being in some movies?